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2 NYPD Murdered “Execution Style”

December 22, 2014 Brooklyn, The Dirty 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Saturday two 2  cops Wenjian Liu and Rafael Ramos, were shot dead “execution style” in Brooklyn. I guess this was a retaliation for the black men getting shot by cops… which makes no sense. All those black men getting shot by cops are pieces of sh*t criminals. They don’t obey the law, have zero respect for it, act like a fool and pay the consequences for it. These 2 men didn’t do anything, they were just sitting in their car, they didn’t bother anyone. For them to lose their lives like that is a low blow. It is sad how stupid African Americans are in this country.

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.- gandhi

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Uniboob Wants Kat Back In Her Life

December 22, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 8


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you can see Eunice aka UniBoob is desperate to get her BFF back. No luck, but I do like the fact she owns up being an escort.

It’s not easy to keep relationships these days. I blame technology — mainly smart phones because they document everything.- nik

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E11EVEN Miami Presents Usher — NYE Celebration

December 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 0


Join Us For A Spectacular Evening With The Ultimate Performer – Best NYE event in Miami!!

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49ers Did The Right Thing

December 22, 2014 Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the 49ers did the right thing and got rid of Ray McDonald. It seems like NFL privilege is getting out of hand and football is loaded with the worst players in any sport. I think allot of these football players are secretly gay because they play a sport that demands they chase sweaty men around a field and wrap their arms around them and take them down to the ground. The homophobia is rampant and they are scared they will lose endorsement deals so they rape women knowing that it will get out in the public. In America raping women is okay because we all know “it’s her fault!”.  And because these football players are famous they will use their privilege to avoid charges because cops never prosecute criminal athletes look at Jameis Winston, Ray Rice, Ben Rothlesburger, and Colin Kaperneck. This way everyone with think they are straight and they keep their careers and avoid prison at the expense of women’s lives! What do you think of my theory Nik?

I think you are crazy. No guy wants to rape a chick for publicity.- nik

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Tess Taylor’s Only Friends Are Her Fans

December 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tess Taylor is so pathetic. First of all, her boyfriend and “future husband” Kevin Scholato is a major loser and former junkie like Tess is. Second of all, Tess has no friends besides her boyfriend, so a few months ago Tess decided to become friends with her “biggest fan” named Nicole Scoloveno and Nicole’s former fiancé Justin… so they would double date for a while, until Tess got bored of Nicole. Tess used her, because Nicole would buy Tess gifts all the time. Third of all, now Tess is friends with some other fan through Instagram named Steffanie Blum because this Steffanie chick is just as obsessed with Cats as Tess is. Both are crazy cat ladies. Tess recently posted on Instagram that Steffanie AKA her fan and “friend of the week” sent Tess a whole bunch of presents in the mail. That is the only reason Tess makes friends with her fans… so that way, Tess’s broke ass gets gifts all the time. I give it a few weeks until Tess decides to never speak to this Steffanie chick ever again. Lastly, Kevin’s first cousin named Kat Scholoto (girlfriend of Taylor J Burt from the trashy show Myrtle Manor) said that Tess and Kevin are STILL junkie’s and they steal money from all their friends and family members. They are major low lives. Tess, you need to get friends who are NOT your obsessive fans… but Tess loves how she can manipulate these fans in to believing they are her friends so she can keep getting random gifts all the time. She’s so pathetic.

Tess you should look into creating an Amazon wish list. You can get way better items from randoms…not Ginger Tea (gross).- nik

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Gold Digger Of The Year Liz Pauley

December 22, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Liz Pauley from Chicago, and her new HUSBAND Chad Jackson. She has NO SHAME. She clearly only married him for money, and anyone who even considers thinking otherwise is a complete idiot, dude is like 55, fat, bald, just all around sick. Deduct 3 years from her age and he would be considered a pedophile. I wonder how those old saggy Dad balls feel in her mouth. Her relationship status is “complicated” because she doesn’t know whether to consider this a marriage or a permanent hooker for hire arrangement. Don’t be fooled dear, you are a prostitute. She found an old chump who she spreads her crusty legs for, and in return, gets to shop at BEBE and walk around with a huge ring. Hooker will never have to work in her life. How is he not beyond humiliated to bring that train wreck looking crack head around his family and friends? You can find a younger, attractive, established, and educated woman who can complement you as a man. But she isn’t even attractive, educated, or classy, she looks like typical zero gravity bust down, the worst kind, with that white nasty hair and orange face, and hooker blue makeup. No class. No taste. Sick what bitches will do for comfort and money, and the dumb foolish men who fall for it. Can’t wait for dude to run into some money problems and she’ll be on the next old rich slob’s knob. Bet his kids are real proud of their Dad for marrying someone who could be his granddaughter.

I’m guessing GED is the education level. Correct me if I’m wrong.- nik

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Restraining Order’s BFF

December 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, anyone have info on Restraining Orders BFF? She is seen in most of her pictures on here. They parade around LA together in a pack.  She is hot in some pictures and not hot in others.

Restraining Order is aging rapidly…this is going to be a long 2015 for her. I decided.- nik

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Does Tinder Work For You Girls

December 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 87

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to ask your female audience about their Tinder experiences. I have been on 4 Tinder dates and they were the biggest waste of time. 1 of them met me at a bar, we had 1 shot and 1 drink each and he then just asked me to go back to his house and f*ck him!!! WTF right? The other 3, took me to dinner, paid for it and then assumed I should f*ck them… I’m beyond confused because I know several girls that found their significant other on Tinder… so ladies, has this happened to you.

Are you dumb? Tinder is an app for sex not relationships.- nik

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