THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, keeping this very short.  This is April Rose and many consider her the perfect package.  Would you with her if given the chance?

I hate to break it to you, but she looks nothing like that in real life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so for some reason one of my bestfriends only hooks up with big girls.  And when I say big, I mean 200 pounds or more.  He only weighs 140 and he takes these girls down like he was an Indian and they were some buffalos.  I wanted to ask you is there anyway to get him out of this?  Because when he is sober he hates them, then he gets wasted and will literally find the biggest girl in the club and take her home.  Check out his last catch.

Dude I wish I had someone like this in my crew. All my boys are afraid to even talk to chicks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Richie, you sir, are the by far the most pathetic out of all the people posted on this site. You do nothing but promote hatred. You honestly sicken me down to my deepest core. You are nothing but a hypocrite. You concocted this website to fill the inadequacy of your sad life. Shayne Lamas hospitalization due to your poor decisions, and you think your in fair game play to judge everyone else. You’re doing nothing but filling voids in your life with every post issued on this site. You’re in your mid 30′s ripping on people as young as 16 years of age. You are weak and feeble minded. I have seen many of my love ones hurt because of the statements people make about them. I never had a problem with people speaking the truth but the need for publicity? Yet, true or false, I still love them. Soon in time, you will pass and be forgotten. No one will care to even remember who you are, your site, even the utter of your name will be a mystery.  Also, you call yourself a writer, a sentence doesn’t make you a writer. You’re nothing but a hypocrite, a fraud, an a poor excuse of existence. I never carry out hatred, but the hurt you brought upon my loved ones counter balances. Your going down in history as nothing but garbage. Enjoy the last of the years that you have because from what I can see you don’t have much time left. You have no love, no one will truly love you, and inside; you will die alone. I’m not sure if this will be posted or not. Let’s see your have the balls to make this post public. Highly doubt it… and try being witty all you want with your “one sentenced remark”, since your such the writer. Lastly, no matter what you say, the negative humor you possibly put into the comment after this post will not phase me, so take your best shot. Sincerely, DK!!!

No shot needed because. I’ve giving you the satisfaction you lack by publishing this post. You can smile now because you are just like me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jess. She is a “model” and with that sexy body of hers, who can blame her. She is beautiful but one thing girls can’t stand is that fact that Jess believes she is smarter than everyone because she graduated from SDSU.  Nik, do you find a smart girl even more attractive?

I can’t even get past her friends REFUND Gap to focus on Jess’ real rack.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you can you see in my before picture I had a good body, but was just slacking with the ITG and started forming a muffin top, got up to 135 pounds.  I started working out but all the sudden hit a major wall at 125 and couldn’t lose any more weight with just diet and exercise.  I added GCBx 7 weeks ago and cannot believe the freaking results.  Down to 111 and I just took this picture this morning and realized not only is my muffin top almost gone but I have started developing a legit ITG, I was so excited about it,  I barely realized that I had lost 14 pounds… .  Didn’t see that coming at all.  So I wanted to ask you what you think about my ITG?

It’s only 2 fingers. I want 4 fingers. Don’t stop fighting! The Green Coffee Bean Gods are with you.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik looks like Andrea -famef*cker- Arlington is at it again, prostituting her children out for low class fame. Apparently Gabbie (the littles sl*t from Pretty Wild) has a “hot group of girlfriends” and they like to party for a fee (we’ve heard this before..) Andrea made them a Facebook page and everything to promote their Greg sucking skills. God damn Nik this family is a joke of Hollywood at this point. What is Tess up to that she cant get in on this Goobie action? I hear the Dirty Army calling from some Goobie Girls on Nik Richie Radio. Let’s here the party package.

Looks like one of the Goobie’s needs to hit the gym.- nik