Very Foul Move

July 24, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Bryan announced to everyone how Audrey Bolek been banging him and George in the same damn DAY. Talk about a disgusting!!! Who sleeps with her friend’s ex boyfriend… and 2 guys in the same day?

Why does the tip of her nose touch her chin?- nik



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Don’t Miss the Series Premiere of ‘You’re The Worst’ TONIGHT on FX

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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An original comedy from writer and executive producer Stephen Falk, ‘You’re The Worst’ puts a dark twist on the romantic comedy genre. Narcissistic, brash, and self-destructive “Jimmy Shive-Overly,” played by Chris Geere (The Spa), thinks all relationships are doomed. Cynical, people-pleasing, and stubborn “Gretchen Cutler,” played by Aya Cash (The Wolf of Wall Street), knows that relationships aren’t for her. So when they meet at a wedding, it’s only natural that the two of them go home together and, despite their better judgment, begin to find themselves falling for each other.

Rounding out the cast is Desmin Borges (The Good Wife), who plays “Edgar Quintero,” Jimmy’s once homeless, war veteran roommate, and Kether Donohue (The Carrie Diaries) as “Lindsay Jillian,” Gretchen’s best friend and former partner in crime who’s now struggling with a life of domesticity.

You’re The Worst is a modern look at love and happiness told through the eyes of two people who haven’t been very successful with either. It’s the story of Gretchen and Jimmy, fear, heartbreak, romance, sex, food, Los Angeles, friendship, and the fact that sometimes the worst people make the best partners.

Click here for more info on ‘You’re The Worst’!!!



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Mario Gotze’s Girlfriend Is A Damn Dime

July 23, 2014 Berlin, Hollywood, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Can we please get some info on this soccer player’s girlfriend. She is quite a looker. Mario Gotze was that guy who scored that world cup final goal but who cares about that anyways because thats boring old soccer. What is really important is if we can get more pics of this woman on your website. The dude has a boner right next to her. Can’t blame him though. Its her fault for being hot.

Mario can do better. At least spend some of that Nike money to fix her chest.- nik



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Guess Who Is Back On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 3

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Click Here to see who is joining the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again in a desperate attempt to save the show!!



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Arian Foster Is An Idiot For Not Using Protection

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, Houston, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittany Norwood. She was knocked up by Arian Foster. Kid doesn’t even look black, but regardless, she looks like a black guys dream. She has no waist and the body of a short version whale wars. Her body is gross. I don’t understand how a grown woman can’t have a waist. She’s a pretty girl. I like her face. Do you like it Nik?

I don’t think I’m drafting Arian Foster next season. I feel like his fantasy ship has sailed.- nik



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Haley Is So Pretty

July 23, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 6

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Haley has been slinging $2 BL bottles at whiskey river for the past few years. She definitely has her moments, but like most girls in Charlotte she’s an “cosmetologist” who doesn’t really work (and would you really take beauty advice from this troll?) I bet her parents, who sent her to a christian high school are really proud of their daughter now. Set your sights high, Haley they’re all you’ve got!

What is Haley’s last name?- nik



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Rid Yourselves Of Your Red Bottoms

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, Seattle, The Dirty 125

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell the ladies, whether you are married with or without children, single, or widowed, heed Nik Richie’s warnings of the image you give off when wearing a pair of red bottom Louboutins. These shoes have become the signature for hookers and porn stars, Christian Louboutin never meant for this to happen please don’t take it personally. Rid yourself of your red soles on eBay and move on, there are classier heels out there.

Red Bottoms are for Hookers!- nik



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Dan Bilzerian’s Howard Stern Interview

July 23, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dan has confirmed in this recent interview on Howard Stern that he is indeed SINGLE again (R.I.P Andreea Bolbea…CALLING ALL PORTA POTTIES!!!). I guess she couldn’t take the heat after embarrassing articles about her were submitted on here. In this interview he also confirmed that the rumors of Andreea participating in orgies were true. He also stated that he is still financially maintaining Andreea until she gets her sh*t together. She was warned on here that she would end up regretting the porta potty lifestyle in the future, guess that settles that. Hopefully she won’t end up suffering too many consequences from the terrible decisions she made this past year.

That interview sucked. Howard was soft and kissed his ass. Almost sounded staged. Who cares about poker… that’s Dan’s cover — even though he doesn’t play anymore. Fake Equis refuses to let me interview him, I don’t know why? I don’t dislike the guy, I just want to know who he really is.- nik



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