THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl is on a few online dating sites. She seems sweet but has a bit of a wild side that turns into a bit of a crazy clingy side. We hung out a few times and she couldn’t keep her hands to herself. I wasn’t going to say no so I gave her the D! After a few weeks of crazy sex I had to leave for work… that’s when the crazy kicked in and the rash showed up. She was blowing up my phone accusing me of being with other girls, I’m actually a good guy and was online looking for more than just play so she was the only chick I was messing with. She started threatening to come and find me and even said she was going to kill my puppy. Crazy b*tch. I moved and changed my number when I got back into town. I just want to warn other guys about this chick. The rash turned out to be genital warts and she also gave me the clap. Just looking for love and now I need a doctor and body guard. Stay away from Chay.
This is why dating websites don’t work.- nik