**Don’t get excited… photo is from 2005 in their prime.**

So I got this detailed letter from a fan of the site describing his experience at Rehab in Las Vegas since it has opened. I posted it last week thinking no big deal. Well I guess the new promoters of Rehab at the Hardrock are not happy about it. They have been getting everyone they know to comment on the site saying “REHAB RULES” (kind of childish). I really don’t care, but I know Wet Republic and new hip places are making a run this year trying to de-throne Rehab. Bottom line is that I need to know the truth. Has Rehab finally died? I am thinking about putting together a “DIRTY WEEKEND” in Vegas and I need to know who RUNS the show now. My Greg keeps asking.

Click here to read the original post that has everyones swimsuit in a bunch. Please make sure you comment on both posts so I do not miss your definition of a good time in Vegas.

I just wanted to wish all the Mothers (Cougars) out there a very HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY. I love you.- Nik Richie

EMAIL: Nik you cant spell dog without DG right?! Just helping everyone remember why SDSU isnt as hot as they all think they are. The beat girl on the far right too i hear cheats on her boyfriend all the time, who could touch that?! I wouldn’t with a 10ft. pole! What do you think Nik?!

I think SDSU had its best years in the late 90’s. Now it is for kids that watch too much Scarface and for beat chicks to live out their one semester dream with Wednesday night classes in Mexico before they move back in with the folks.- nik

**Side Note- Orange County you are not Charger fans, just bandwagon Angel fans.**

EMAIL: Nik, I saw the photo of the STD license plate the other day and as I was driving home I came across this trucking company that ships STD.

So that is where they come from? I knew STD’s were from Illinois… nobody believed me. That truck is DIRTY (literally).- nik

Clearly SPARTICA’s Sidekick is chest bumping RACKSTAR? But I don’t think that is very hard to do? My guess is that when RACKSTAR goes out she get boob grazed at the club intentionally without her knowledge at least 73 times.

Click here because you need a scouting report on RACKSTAR…

Touch my Weiner

EMAIL: Not only is this girl Serena a slutty b*tch, she is not cute at all. She thinks she’s God’s gift to Earth and that she has a nice body from gymnastics. She’s a club rat and she’s a walking ASUTD. Watch out, fellas.

My personal opinion is that she should straighten her hair so she doesn’t look like a Ms. Piggy “chola” Mexican. Leave the perms in the 80’s ladies.- nik

Click on the little circle to see flying eagle

Yes, I know… almost hot chick with ugly friend syndrome. It makes her think she is hotter than she is. I love how that Playboy outfit shows you exactly how big your gut is. I highly recommend it for all ladies looking to evaluate their body mass. Free Willy.- nik

EMAIL: Hello Nikolas,

I moved to Newport to get away from Tucson… too bad dirty seems to be everywhere. Case in point - Krusty and Canasty. Anyone that sells their dirty coozes to trouts with saggy nut sacks needs a scalding, year-long shower. That kind of dirt seems to just stay with you. Look what I found for the DIRTY ARMY.

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A fan,

UofYay

PS. “your Bentley won’t give me an orgasm.” -Canasty

I don’t understand why Canary would stoop this low to get a TROUT with paper. CANARY you are a DIRTY celeb. You are huge in JAPAN, there is no need to do this. It is a sad day at TheDirty.com.- nik

DIRTY ARMY here is your beautiful picture for “Caption (Comment) of the Weekend”. Whispering sweet nothings… Please be funny and not racist.

Link to yesterdays winner- Envelope Please

(click on myspace screenshot to enlarge… not an option. So gay.)

EMAIL: Nik- Holy sh*t, look at this f*cking retard douche. He runs around with the STL Douchetards and look what he calls himself! Nik tell people to send in more pics of this butt dart. See, it’s guys like this who give the Asians a bad wrap!

He is a Noodle? Dude no way is this guy for real, quote from his myspace: “STL soon to be OC”. Great just what Newport needs another Noodle living in Irvine going to Sutra claiming Newport Beach.- nik