Sam Keller still loves himself
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I wonder if having your picture on TheDirty.com hurts your chances at the NFL draft? I guess we will find out? Good luck Sammy boy.
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i think being a horrible QB will probably hurt the ol chances more
Whos the girlie?
shut your face
The douchey tattoos and the really unattractive women are the worst parts of the pictures.
And is the soul patch really making a comeback?
Lost his game on the field, and looks like he has none off eihter, who are the two trannies that he is with?
I thought he was gay?? WTF
why resort to staging pics with chicks now?
everyone knows sam…..
just be yourself…
gay that is!
Thats his girlfriend. They met at ASU and then she moved there with him. I am actually suprised that she has not been on the site before. She was Tempe 12 and now a Huskie Hottie or whatever…
nik i know you have those pics of him mouth kissing a dude, they were on facebook for a while. Saving them for a better time are you?
I highly doubt he will get drafted. Honestly a free agent pick-up at best. Nebraska is not exactly QB University – a bigger negative is his former coach is not a developer. 3 strikes – Keller is out!
Judge – not a developer? he took develped QB Zac Taylor, a juco transfer, into the big 12 offense player of the year.
but ya he won’t get drafted.
i guess i am not understanding why these pics are even posted. so you went on to someones myspace and reproduced the images…what for? the kids not even doing anything wrong in these pictures. you’re just hating, and for what? because the kid has his 15 minutes in the light? weak sauce. usually you have to have dirt before you can be called dirty. otherwise your motives are just pathetic.
yeah like this site has that much power…
If you don’t like it take Mike tyson’s advice and “turn off your fu**ing station”
Saw him at acme last night. His girl had a tight vaganus.
i love me some sam and casey!!!
the photos are dirty! He’s a known man kisser and now hes seen with a women. somethings not straight and my moneys on Keller. (hell, I could never put my money on him to win a game might as well bet hes gay)
I don’t think an NFL Europe team would even draft him. He’s a clown and more concerned with his matching wristbands & stylish eye visor rather than completing passes to his teammates.
keller is siiiiiiiiiick
“No more coke in the champaign room”
he is hot
This guy snorts more c than anyone. He was basically told to leave ASU, not the other way around.
He is super super hot… p.s. he was in town last night i n az at ACME
Yes, he was told to leave. gotta keep the balance son!
I think Peyton Manning and Samual were spotted bumping lines in a club last weekend.
This kid got his 5 minutes of fame and is old news. Move on from this 3rd rate football player nik
i used to buy coke from him all the time
SAM KELLER IS HOOOOTTTTTT
douche bag
I don’t care about his personal life whatsoever. I don’t see him getting drafted. He has a strong arm, but makes horrible decisions and never really won. He will get a training camp invite though and could make an NFL practice squad.
THE DRAFT?!?!?!
THE DRAFT?!?!?! THIS GUY WILL BE LUCKY TO BE A TACKLING DUMMY.
where is all the cocaine in these pictures?
hahaha i used to work with that girl he banged.. good stuff right there.
He has about as much chance as playing in the NFL as Carpenter.
that is deffinatley a dude with the blonde hair in the pic with his shirt off
that is deffinatley a dude with the blonde hair in the pic with his shirt off
Major College QB’s with A- looks are tough to take jabs at. Granted, being a Pro Star gives you carte blanche, Sam has had to have lived the life. The GF isn’t a diamond but by no means is she a dog.
save the ridicule for the other clowns. this guy is laughing at us, not the other way around………..
hey sam, the final draft day is wrapping it up! somehow, i still couldn’t see your name being drafted by any teams… it seems like you have to start selling cars! hahaha
mosty definitely sexyy
Why the hell is this categorized under ASU?
And to L00T – When this douschebag doesn’t get drafted and ends up working at Burger King because his crappy ass liberal arts degree isn’t worth the paper it’s written on, those of us who actually busted our ass to get a good degree will indeed get the last laugh.
You all sit here and talk sh&t about SAM. He is doing very well as we speak. We all make mistakes but you all sit here and have the time to talk shi. So to all you “SAM” haters, Sam is doing great, and is very successful. Leave him alone….and hey Mr. LAME……….u WISH YOU WERE SAM……….