EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS: Holly Madison Leaves Hefner For Douche Bag Criss Angel

It was only a matter of time… Exclusive information to TheDirty.com from the inside (Yes, we broke this officially. Sources close to Criss Angel confirmed story.)
Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel. Douche Tard Angel definitely pulled a rabbit out of his hat on this one, according to inside source though Hef is totally fine with it.
Holly Madison was really working her way into everything (will) at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now “The Girls Next Door” Producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door.
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