Tristan and T-Girl, Secret Love Affair
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am not sure if you are aware of this, but supposedly Tristan from the Dirty and Troll Girl have a thing going on. I thought I would let you know since you hate your employees. I saw them a few weeks ago in Old Town and it didn’t look pretty, she looked pissed, but intel tells me that they are actually hanging out a lot lately around town and supposedly have had a thing going on for some time now. Is this True?
I just asked him and it took him 30 seconds to give me an answer. That means he stuck it in.- nik
**Tristan, I checked out all records for Arena Football and they have nobody listed under Tristan Michales. (This is in regards to Tristans comment.)
she has the gift that keeps on giving. merry christmas tristan.
She does not look bad in that picture…
RVCA? Time to give Tristan a raise Nik.
I’ve seen pics of this dude before and he always gives the creepiest facial expressions. Like a pedofile or something. Oh, and she looks like Medusa, the evil Sea Witch. Haha. Later!
I love her dress. She looks hot.
Nik,
I think there should be a non-date policy with dirty celebs and dirty army…. I decided!
master
C*ck Blocker
Master blaster is a homo…I decided..why do you put “Master” After every comment??? Its stupid, we know its you cause it “says”….
I would smash her ass!
TRISTAN IS TO MUCH OF A PIMP.. CANT BLAME HIM.. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE DRIVES HIS BENTLEY.. OF COURSE GIRLS WILL FALL FOR HIM..
Why does dude with girl name wear his class ring?
Actually, I played Arena Football and a year in the pro’s. It’s a championship ring DOUCHE!!!
Nice try though..
AS A PUNTER??
Sure you did. Every drunk guy at the bar played “pro” sports. That line doesn’t work DOUCHE.
I call bull$hit
no bullsh!t. Was not a punter. Played Corner Back.
Proof?
Its just Cornerback, not Corner Back. You are a Douche Bag
in what division??? 4??? was your verticle an 18 inch and 200lbs powerclean with a squat of 300 whole hundred pounds???
Ok, so first you were a former War Vet who gets flashbacks of being in Iraq, now you also have a championship ring from the NFL or Arena.
If Arena football = lol it’s arena football….no such thing as a championship (nobody cares).
and if Pro Football = LOL at you for wearing a championship ring around when you didn’t earn it, the real players did.
Not hating, just saying (cliche).
This is fun, I never really got involved in comments, but I like the fact that you care so much. So, I will explain. I joined the Army when I went to college, and forgive me that I got deployed after 9-11 to fight for your freedom when you didn’t want too. Lets see if you can face a two way firing range, prob not. You can joke about the football and life, but not something we did for you when you didn’t, especially when you lose good soldiers fighting for your freedom,
Not Hating, just saying (cliche)
As for football, whether it was college, arena, or pro, for you to say that earning a championship ring on any level is a joke, tell that to the ones that won a ring.
Capital D Douchebaggery
Yes but if you’re walking around with a championship ring from the NFL telling ppl your a champ that’s kind of lame if you weren’t in the regular rotation. That’d be like Jeremy Shockey running around saying he’s a champ, even though he didn’t play during the playoffs last year.
Nobody is disrespecting the service you provided to the country. I’m not a punk like that. But just because you chose to defend my freedom and I chose to go to college, does not make me a coward. There was no draft, so you joining the Army and defending America is honorable and I respect you for that, but nobody forced you to do it, that was your choice to make.
It is not a superbowl ring. Evidently you are very interested in my career. I was a QB, through college, won a championship, sorry if it was not the NFL, but it is still an accomplishment. Then went to the next level and was transitioned into a DB; If you played sports, which I am assuming you have not, regardless of what level it is, it is still something we pride on. So whatever. Yes, I didn’t start in the pro’s but whatever, it is what it is.
So, if that makes me a douche, so be it, I am a douche.
No lying about playing sports and winning rings in the gaybowl make you a douche bag
DOUCHE!!
You attended college at VCU….they do not have a football team…haha the only ring you won was for your fllag football team…ha
Name the team so we can all Google it and see your greatness.
I completely agree with you. but you need to be more harsh, on the ignorant civilians who choose to bash on militants,who have served for their country.i usually use the term coward for which best describes them.
nik when are you going to post a pic of my canary?!
nobody was bashing on “militants” so you’re mistaken, the real (fake) one.
You are an idiot real one… While the service men and women of our country do a lot for us and our freedoms, the fact remains that most of them get into the armed forces cause they were too stupid to get a real job
Actually Wopness, before you call someone an idiot by thinking you know what you are talking about you should get the facts straight. Fact, More Military Serviceman have college degrees then the average student. 1. 85% of our Armed Forces are either in College getting their degree or already have degrees and have professional career jobs.
2. 92% of soldiers that did not got straight to college and joined full time actually get their degree while in.
Look, soldiers join for two reasons, 1. to help pay for college, and 2. to serve their county just like their mother or father did.
We are all patriotic as americans. When sh!t hits the fan we all come together, but not everyone fights. We serve mostly because of those reasons.
Juris Doctorate from Douche U
“Fact, More Military Serviceman have college degrees then the average student.”
sorry, don’t you get your degree AFTER being a student??? If you’re a student, that usually means you are still working for a degree. By that basis alone, this fact is not only redundant, it is just stupid. Fact.
arena doesnt count arena football is for douche bags that still want to live the dream but cant make it to the pro’s..arena league is like the copper league.. i trained some of the guys from copper league some of the chandler bulldogs.. back when i was studying kinesiology and enphasize on strength training it was one of my projects for school…
arena league= trouts trying to live the dream.. like the douche bag from the cure..
have you ever played football, or any sports for that matter. Whether they are trouts, college grads that could not make it in the pros, they are still prob in better shape then you, do it because they love it, and would prob knock your a$$ off in a one and one situation. So, Quit complaining because you never had the chance, lol…..
WOW THAT BURNED.. YOU GOT ME RIGHT ON THE SPOT…NOPE IVE NEVER PLAYED ANY SPORTS AND I AM A FAT F@CK….YOUR RIGHT.. AT LEAST I HAVE ONE THING GOING FOR ME.. MY NOSE ISNT AS BIG AS YOURS OR NIK’S BUT THEN AGAIN IM ALSO SURE YOUR GREG IS BIGGER THEN MINE
lol, that was a good one…..
Tristan , thank you so much for fighting for our freedom. It’s a lot more than 90% of these geeks have done for anyone. You have a hot girl, a super nice car and your a hero. Some people are just miserable F$%Ks and they have something negative to say about everyone. Thank your for protecting us and i’m a new fan.
You’re built for speed I can tell..Let me guess..Iowa Barnstormers and Kurt Warner was the QB? Keep living the dream DOUCHE. BTW..Fantasy Football Championship Ring..Team Name= Tristan’s Tigers (grrrrrrrrrowlllllll)
Gotta luv Benchwarmers
Championship ring of what, arena football? Just wondering…
So which one is Tristan and which one is T-Girl??
I have a name for the couple!
Tristan = Douch bag
Troll Girl = T girl
so…… drum roll please…………………..
the couple shall be known as
TBAG!
I decided.
master
You are trying way to hard.
+2
lol, hhahahah that’s awsome
She’s pretty.
Well, not that you care, but after your response I believe you. You win. I lose.
Football huh? Let’s see an open field tackle on GetRad this Friday!
ooooooh man yes.. that would be priceless.. like the tackle kimbo did on the dude on the website called money talks..
So, if you google Tristan Michales, you get “Young Holes & Stiff Poles” and “the best selection of gay dvds, featuring twinks, bareback, musclemen, blackmen and gay men.”
AHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH
Do you honestly believe I would use my real name on here, come on guys, how long have you been in the Dirty Army?
hahahahaha exacly this douche bags just dont get it.
Ha Ha Ha! Ho Ho Ho! Merry X-Mas Tristan you have an STD NOW! Ho Ho Ho!!!
That does not make sense. Look, if you want to comment and try to stay up with the other loyal dirty army members, please come up with something better then this:
Ha Ha Ha! Ho Ho Ho! Merry X-Mas Tristan you have an STD NOW! Ho Ho Ho!!!
Kind of weak bro…
THESE NOOBS WILL NEVER GET IT.. THANKS FOR CALLING THEM OUT..
dirty army = kiss army .. stupid
I agree, but he does have a funny name.
Tristan is my middle name, which I go by
I wish you would tackle me naked.. i would love to be the center and you the quater back and you can put your hands in places we cant speak off as i bend over as i hut the ball.. BOTH NAKED.. i would turn around run like getrad in a girlish way.. and take you down and “accidently” fall on your greg …. uuuuh im my @NUS is getting moist just thinking about it..
sometimes i sit here and wonder why its worth arguing over? for realllllll even it is a fantasy its his let him have it.
Tristan is aging faster than g-girl. I didn’t know that was possible.
Again, to another person trying to comment, please come up with something better to write. Your write I am aging faster then G-Girl, I am older then her. I hope I am.
I know I’m ‘write’, genius. I’m not trying to have the most sarcastic comment. I meant what I said. Both you and g-girl look like you went from 25 to 40 overnight.
You are the same person on video that says he does not like the ‘fake’ people of Scottsdale but dresses like a trout and looks like a douche in pictures. How are you different from them?
Hypocrite.
Not to restart an argument, but I’ve realized who the person at the dirty is who writes comments with grammar and spelling worse than a 3rd grader. If you’re going to claim to be a college educated person, maybe you’ll have a few mistakes that include wrongly using a comma, but it’s completely unacceptable to not know the difference between simple things such as:
They’re, Their, There
Then, Than
You’re, Your
you’re right, but even with a college degree I suck at grammar, just like you suck at arguments. Haven’t you realized yet, you are not going to win. hahahahahah
***Yawn***
He did serve for our country. Don’t hate cuz hehas game. leave the man be..
Now that everyone knows this guy works for this website everyone hates him now. I bet he will have no friends and sit home alone a lot. Poor guy, his life will suck now anyways.
My life does suck. I am a total douche like the rest of America.
Happy Holidays
serve your persian master fool .. and those stats on service personal that have or are getting degrees ?? what a load of crap , totally farsical
if you were in the army….and get flashbacks……..u must have over reacted or ur faking..btw wat unit were u from?…because i’ve rooled out with guys from the 82nd and 101st even 5th SF and im air force SFPJ….and NONE of those guys get flashbacks and they’ve been over here 3-4 times…..just sayin……
SFPJ are a bunch of ferries…when i was in 7th gruop we always had this lil whiny BEEatch..who was attached with us….It was prolly you simpson!!
lmao iv only been in a lil under 3 years………..and we get attached with army because you need someone smart…..i mean c’mon a monkey can pass the asvab wit a score good enough for the army lol…….mad respect though
but you have to remember , Simpson, that washing the APC’s and doing laundry doesn’t count.
SFPJ….lol, you don’t earn the right to talk, lol.
yes, get rad in pads and a helmet trying to get past tristian, kind of like american gladiators
I agree it would be fun to see that. Then Tristan could put the smack down on him after that.
So when did Tristian changed his name from Shawn?
Shawn Tristan Olson
SFU QB Coach and Offensive Coordinator
Austrian Nat. Team Offensive Coordinator and Austrian Jr. Nat.
Team Offensive Coordinator (2005-2007)
Co-Head Coach and Offensive Coordinator. 2 Time Austrian League champion, 2 Time Eurobowl Champion (2006-2007)
Starting QB, Offensive Assistant Vienna Vikings, 3 Time Austrian League champion, 3 Time Eurobowl Champion, Recruiting
Director and Off Season Head Coach (2002 -2005)
Offence Assistant and QB Coach, Recruiting Director U of C (2001)
QB UBC TBIRDS, 3 Time Canada West All Star, Hec Creighton Nominee, Vanier Cup Champion 97 (1996-2000)
QB Surrey Rams, 3 Time BC Champion, Canadian Junior Runner Up, 3 Time League All star (1992-1995)
YAY!!!! T-Girls back! Oh how we’ve missed her.
are T-Girl and G-Girl friends? Lovers?
TG is much hotter that GG. Keep hittin that all day Canuck. Represent the Maple Leaf!
She looks pretty
kristen finnegan
I have been looking looking around for this kind of information. Will you post some more in future? I’ll be grateful if you will.