The Human Cheeto
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Human Cheeto Lives in Boise, Idaho. She works at hooters. Her tan is as fake as her hair. Her name is Jacquelyn. She moves through guys as fast as she does tanning lotion. I personally think she is just looking for her babies daddy. Yes, this orange-tastic thing reproduced. i wonder if her baby will have a spray tan for her first day of school?
Human Cheeto please read the comments… people are saying you are Orange for a reason. It is time for change.- nik
Really?? This persons real?? What a wack-job loser.
Those pics qualify as Oompa Loompa porn.
wgats with the tongue wag ??? she thinks shes avril (i suck) lavigne
NEXT
OH AND SHE HAS A PIG NOSE OINK OINK BIIIIIAAATCH
I have been to Hooters and seen this girl. Its for real guys, the pictures say it all
someones a hater
Nik-Dude I don’t thnk she cares what the Dirty Nerdies have to say about her. Have you seen what the collective voice from these “haters” looks like?
If multiple people were saying i looked like a Cheeto though, I would definitely reconsider the skin area. you’d be stupid not to.
I think shes way hot!
me n mark love you!!!!
i love you guys too… it’s sad that some people have absolutley nothing better to do with their time other than talk sh*t and make jokes they think are hilarious:))) Too bad IDGF what people think, if you dont like me… then why the F*CK are you talking about me so much??? Sounds like obsession, but go ahead… keep talking your sh*t because you’re making me famous;]]
xoxoJacquelyn
p.s. jr. high called… they want their drama back!
we never called anyone
do your thing girl … ure fine as fck these jealous ass hoes in idaho just hate cuz your like the first fine girl they saw … ever
she doesn’t look any worse than anyone else on here
I would like to release on her face to add some white to her and take away the orange.
shes hot and i want her hair
You mean the two tone white trash look? Yeah, I really want her hair too.
mrs chester right?
What’s up with her ugly straw fake hair? Looks like its made from recycled naugahyde.
man I cant believe these girls think thats a good look still. Just be your normal skin color and hair color man o man. She looks like a cookie cutter sorostitute
fact of the day** flamingos are pink b/c of what they eat, Jacquelyn is orange b/c of waaay tooo many cheetos…just sayin.
by the way, if a chic love the purple crayon will she turn purple???
some people just amount to ovaries. That’s it.
awesome
Besides the orange skin, I think shes hot. ( Doing myspace search for Jacquelyns in Boise now)
Her hair is f*cked.
REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WAS WATCHIN PORNOS EAT’N CHEETOS…… I WOKE UP…. AND MY JUNK WAS ALL ORANGE.
P.S. DONT BE AFRAIND TO BRUSH YOUR TOUNGE WHEN BRUSH’N YOUR TEETH DUMMY
hahah that is disgusting. cheeto grease for lube? wow delicious.
When you live in a glass house you should not throw stones, what yos u reap you shall sow. If this is all you have to do with your time here on this earth then you all need to get a live, Now this I say to all who posted their negative comments, He who is without sin let him cast the first stone. One day all of you will sit before the Judgement Seat and give a complete account for all you say or do, whether it is in person or in cyberspace. Repent and Ask for forgiveness. Oh BTW I do not cruise these sites, just heard about all your stone throwing.Yes a person who saw this told me about it and yes I am a Defender of the truth. You will all see your demise someday.
And I will be asking the LORD to touch all of you and bring you to your knees. BTW the person who posted this, just so you know I know who you are, and you are in deep danger with you know who. Not me.
her hair is fake. big surprise im sure.
its all extensions.
she thinks shes the bomb diggity. i wish someone would just slap her.
maybe someone should slap all u jealous haters!! it’s sad that y’all have to talk down about someone elses life to make yours seem interesting..hmm.. when will our generation ever mature and act like adults… your all heartless dumb hoes anyways
When will our generation ever grow up and learn how to spell?
everyone knows what this website is about right? this is a great example. this is funny stuff right here. stop being so serious. shut the hell up and laugh. and just to clear it up, NO ONE is jealous of her. am i right? i know i am.
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She is gorgeous and one of the sweetest girls in the world
Obviously all these a–holes are talking sh-t because they are ugly and jealous.
This chick used to come into my work and steal. Almost busted her a couple of times but she dropped the items before I could. She just got busted in March for Felony Burglary but she plead guilty to petit theft on a plea agreement. She is now banned from the mall. She also isn’t one of the “sweetest girls” she’s a complete cnt rag. :]
i can see if u go that hooters u can only get plain wings without buffalo sauce cuz this orange girl has used it all as spray tan.
id Bjork her any day