THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of The Dirty and after I saw a post I couldn’t resist submitting this. The pink bird that’s the Unicorn’s sidekick is a girl named Dakota. I went to high school with her, and I f*cking hate this girl. She’s a spoiled oil heiress brat, and she’s super sl*tty. She’s from Dallas, but she goes to USC now. I obviously don’t talk to this b*tch, but I know from her Facebook that she parties all the time, has gotten a boob job, and cheers at USC, all of which probably have made her even more of a b*tch. I just thought I should let you know about her. PS she is the pirate.
Her face is as wide as her stomach.- nik