Wichita’s 30 Year Old Virgin
THE DIRTY ARMY: ladies and gentleman of the dirty army, this motherf*cker right here is seth f*cking zoolander of wichita kansas. among the creepiest the 316 has to offer. absolutely tragic. he likes to ride his gay ass bike near century 2 and works at doc howards. now i know what you’re saying…how can somebody that works at a trendy ass meat market of a club like doc howard’s be a virgin….well this guy is. he is a lame burnt out kandy kid clutching onto the retarded remnants of the pepsi head rave scene for as long as ive known him. dude is constantly surrounded by moderately attractive drugged out rave bitches and has still managed to get no play at all. most awkward dude known to mankind who will say things like “whats your sign?” and the ever popular “have you ever heard happy hardcore vol. 2? it changed my life!” lame ass monotone wichita creeper who likes to shit all over local chicks behind his mommy and daddy’s computer screen….and to boot, the kid rocks the same dumbass wannabe male model “blue steel” face in every picture ive ever seen him in. and that bottom pic of him with the creepy facepaint bitch with him in the tank top,yeah, thats a fake tattoo. i saw him rocking that look for like a week walking around delano. forgy. so, nik, please put this lame ass douchebag on blast so the rest of the world knows hes a molester in the making.
I’m definitely getting a predator bisexual vibe from this chubster.- nik
Damn, all true and C-O-L-D BLOODED
Seth Telander is his real name.
This dude got banned from all of the coffee houses in Wichita for looking at kiddie porn.
He is a fat psuedo hipster/psuedo ravefag that will creep ANY piece of trim until they file a restraining order.
Ten bucks says a drunk driver rapes this dude with a lawn mower if some fat cholo doesn’t bust his mug in first.
thanks TAMBER
I’ve never gotten banned from ANY coffeeshops. I NEVER look at any damn kiddie porn at all. I hope a fat cholo busts you so hard you wont be able to see straight for a week.
He’d be a great piece of prison p*ssy…
Yeah, I know that none of this is true… well, at least the virgin part because we totally did it at a party once. You all are just jealous because he hates you and he’s so nice to everyone else.
Im jealous because Im not that ugly. Why does he get to have all the ugly? He cant share?
How rude.
I’ve known Seth for a very long time and I think the original poster is just bitter he turned them down. Dayum, that’s right… you thought you were hardcore for blasting him but forgot to mention your skanky self couldn’t get the time of day from Seth. Ah hhahahahha!!!! He’s better off without your kind anyhow.
I have witnessed seth be very grabby with girsl who did not want it, he has attempted to force his hands in pants that did not want them. He is a true piece of shi. Yes he has the mental issue autism, but that is no excuse for running around trying to force yourself onto any girl who will be kind to him. I dont hate seth, I understand he has issues but he DEFININTELY creeps, and last I knew he was a virgin. He is always asking people for drugs at parties, even though with autism he should not be doing hard drugs. He could be alot more liked, and maybe some people have not seen him at his worse!!!!
Shut up Tyler you drugged up shithead. I’m putting you on here.
DAMN MCLOVIN! The really be hatin on you. I didn’t know that it was this hard core though lmfao…
Haha fcking mclovin……
Ill take 2 to 1 on the cholo odds…the drunken lawnmower rape seems like a longshot but it would be entertaining….
I’ve met him, and he was really nice. I didn’t get a creepster vibe at all. He’s a goofball, and a fun one at that. I don’t know why people have to hate, if you’re mad at him talk to him directly and quit hiding behind a computer.
SAYS A FAT CHICK.
Nice try loser! Bwahahahahaha!
My tattoo is REAL, bitches, and i the last time got laid was last summer! I cant help it the rave girls hit on me first.
seth, I have never hit on you…and the fact that a pic you took with me ended up on here seriously pisses me off. I barely know you. Also…to the guy who submitted this. F-U buddy! I am no drugged out raver bitch. Raver maybe… drugged out…NO! WTF!
Okay angel aka seth….and I’m also having a very difficult time believing that he turned somebody down. and elisan if you didn’t get the creepster vibe you will probably be raped very soon and won’t see it coming…dumb
You’re a dumbass for saying that yo and you’d assume id put myself in a position to be alone with any man who’s not my bf. Wtg mcfly.
Get a life I mean really just because he lives his life like he wants and has fun doing why you gotta bag. Oh wait it’s because your miserable your damn self. AND I would be careful bagging on the bike riding thing because there is a hell of a lot of us out there. D Bag
He put people on blast here, he is the beggining of all the hate that he gets. Honestly my current girlfriend was fcked up when she was 15 at a party, and seth attempted to force himself on her. Now he denies it. And another time in a tent at a festival his hands kept going up this girls skirt, then it would retreat and he had a half-dumb look on his face. Be wary of him, but dont hate, i dont hate!
I never put anyone else on blast here. People have to hate on me enough to blame me because they have nothing better to do. loooooser
Tyler, you are one worthless piece of rotten cow dung who is very much burned from doing so many drugs just like your gf.
Hey Tyler why where you dating underage girls in the first place? Honestly you sound like you’re the disgusting creeping drugged out fucktard.
I’ve known Seth for a very long time and everything you’ve posted is inaccurate and a very good reason for Seth to sue you for defamation of character. Further more your gross inaccuracies and those of some of the posters could put him at risk to someone that may believe you and decide to harm him. You will be held liable if this occurs.
there are already legal actions being taken against this site, and Seth himself has defamed several WOMEN on this sight already, so it might just do you some good to shut your fu$#%in mouth.
Law student huh? I do hope you learn how to type a sentence with capital letters, periods and some sort of structure.
Would you do me the favor of reading my comment? It’s not really the defamation, even if he participates in that practice too, that’s at issue. It’s the wording and comments that could get him harmed I take issue with. If that occurs there can be legal recourse.
i NEVER posted ANYONE on this site. I dont like how i’m always bothered by people making me feel miserable when i want to just enjoy myself somewhere. YOU are the one who needs to shut YOUR mouth.
Self post by a nerd trying to make himself popular or “famous”
This is a site that I have never been to and won’t go back to. It’s made to make fun of people? Seriously? You people have nothing better to do? You people are not proud of yourself and have to make fun of other people to make you feel better? All you people saying such harsh things makes you stoop lower than anyone that such harsh things are said to when they are even true.
Also if you don’t have someones permission to use their photos the person can request to get them taken down even if they were taken from say facebook when the profile is public it’s still illegal to publish them without the users permission. It’s been a long time, but I once had the legalities of this issue.
Well a little research would let you know this is a website and thus doesn’t fall under publication laws and you really can’t do anything about the pictures being up here. Idiot.
wow, dude is nice to everyone, and isn’t a carbon-copy jailbait chaser like the OP… HE MUST BE PUNISHED!!!1(?)
you probably thought i’d think this is funny, but i (mostly) don’t…
besides, you could have at least put something on ED, this site is fcking lame.
He is not nice to everyone!! Believe me in that, he is rude as hell and if you decide you dont want him around anymore for a valid reason he starts talking shit on you to everyone then claims it is you talking shit. Everytime my friend sees him he starts going on and on about how much of a looser a very long list of people are who have pushed him away for being a douchebag.
medium funny.
(it’s called the INTERNET, calm down bitchitans… think of it like a roast on comedy central, rubes: no one gets mentioned that isn’t getting positive attention somewhere else, and you aren’t allowed to take it personally.)
lol @ steve for getting deleted
lol
for the record the last person i saw him shit on online was a dude, presumably the author of this article.
this gives me an idea, prepare for more content thedirty.com
see the funniest part about this is that seth has put people up here alot….so a little taste of his own medicine and you pussies come crying to “this terrible cyber bully” site…give me a break…and i dont know who marcus is but if you think you’re the johnny cochran of kansas, then why didnt you read the disclaimer you big dummy?
A taste of his own medicine? He probably has never put anyone else on here. Its just you dont like him so you have to make him feel bad all the time.
If you read some posts, put seths voice to it it matches up PERFECTLY! I have known him for 15 years, and alot of what is stated here has validity!
Who ever made this page is completely pathetic. It’s sad how you make fun of someone to make your self feel better.
“Seth Zoolander” was funny (because it’s true), but it’s all downhill from there.
Hey ICT anon, i have an idea, STOP POSTING UNFUNNY SHT!
Seth is a creeper! He has said some very inappropriate things to me a time or two! He is always pissing people off and doing and saying things that are completely off the wall and sometimes very offensive. He tries to hit on girls and most of them end up completely repulsed by the disgusting sexual things he says. The person that wrote this article is not the first person Seth has pissed off.
this one sounds like CATIE FIKE! You do way too many drugs. Go do something you like, like especially watching people eat poop with your boyfriend.
Hahaha dood you need help, I am suprised you havent made a post about her yet, or me for that matter. You hold grudges over shit YOU did and can not own up to. And what this person stated is not the same as what you did to Catie so fck off d-bag. You are just mad that people see you for what you are, simple as that.
Awww still butthurt about attempting to molest a 15 y/o girl in a allyway? That is a true story and you deny it to this day. Fucker, own up to your actions and stay the hell away from anyone under 18
this actually acknowledges Tyler is very immature who has done one too many research chemicals and needs to clean himself up before something bad happens to his health.
I know tyler he is not ate up at all, get over yourself Seth and the world will be a better place. I can imagine how worked up you are getting over what people are saying.
dayum tyler sounds like he’s a blundering fool
This comment pretty much acknowledges the fact that Seth is really immature and has absolutely no clue what he is talking about. I am guessing if whoever he is speaking of liked watching people eat poop he would not know about it.
seriously people. Whether you like someone or not just stop. Get over whatever it is about yourself that you dislike so much and just leave him alone.
I do hate myself alot of the time, I believe most humans have a little self hate. But that is not what this particular post is about. Everyone defending or not is just feeding that monster that is this site and that will get you nowhere really f*cking fast!
seth, i had herpes, get checked!
I know Seth, he’s offbeat and odd but a great guy. This really sucks that someone can just trash someone as a potential pedophile without any real evidence and the whole world can read it. But hey, karma’s a b*tch and whoever posted this crap probably has enough enemies that they will end up on here someday…probably very very soon.
you’ll never find out who posted seth you skank ho!
thanks Kylie, message me on facebook sometime.
Chester made up here? It’s about damn time. He’s been creeping young girls out since at least 2003.
I’ve known seth for a minute. He’s a cool dude. Slightly odd and quiet but that’s about it.
Whoever posted this is a jackass.
DEFAMATION on the INTERNET!!!!
on the DIRTY!!?!?!?
no WAYYYYY!!!!…
lol
LOL
I have known Seth for 20 years and that guy is probably the coolest dude I’ll ever know. He’s smart, good looking, funny and hes got a mysterious way with women. I don’t know what all you haters are talking about but in my book Seth is a real good guy and we should all strive to be as nice as Seth.
seth is a sweetheart, people need to grow up.
this was possibly done by a local Wichita DJ who’s given me many problems in the past and WONT STOP DOING IT.
Who do you think it was??
he’s really gay
dude brah your music is laame
Not hard to figure out who posted this SETH since your other Feb 22 responses were at 2:30 and 2:32 as well. dumbass.
oh yeah? does that really accord to knowing it was him posting that time? Idiot.
Ok, all of this is rediculous I can agree, this sight is retarded!!! Seth, calm down we know you have posted other people on here and you can not expect that “wheres the party seth” to not make it on here. You claim other people do drugs and will get paid for sex, but I HAVE WITNESSED YOU BEGGING FOR DRUGS and autistic people SHOULD NOT DO X. Nuff said
you are quite an idiot for saying i beg for drugs, because i really dont, and have never. You’r friends were mostly shoving it in my face or at least offering when i was around. You need to look up “Autism” for once because you are quite wrong.
Wow just came across this sight! The arguments here are rather harse. Now Seth is a creeper anyone who attempts to deny that is blind or just plain stupid, I have witnessed his ways and he thinks he is not to blame for his actions. Although probably the most annoying thing he has done to me personaly is saying “can I play halo” about 6266728864 times in the course of a year.
Nothing you ever say is true besides the Halo part. Catie was probably confused being around all those people while on the drugs she was doing and probably couldnt figure out who the hell was doing all that. I’m pretty sure another guy with glasses looking like me did something to her to make her think it was me.
You are unmistakable and theres no way someone else did that trying to act like you, and I have been called many things but not a liar. Some things I have witnessed with my own eyes, and you claiming pure innocence is straight up rediculous, denial it is called! Nothing I ever say is true? Wow i must live a hard life when no words that come out of my mouth have any amount of honesty in them, fck I am sooooo sad. You barely know me, and simply because i told you not to come around me anymore you talk alot of shit on me in public. I dont say shit about you, I did here but for one simple reason many people were defending you and others were not I put in my two cents! If you can not accept your actions, or admit to them, do not bother doing them Seth. I have said it before, I do not hate you I just dont want anything to do with you!
you ARE A LIAR AND I HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF YOU BEING GRABBY putting my hands on girls when i least expect it just so you can look cool around all of your friends! I want nothing to do with YOU.
Tyler……you do not know me but i know you……you are a pathetic excuse for a human being……a f@#$%ed off looking douche bag who looks like he had his head flushed down the toilet one too many times. You are lower than the lowest piece of cow dung. You attempt to come off sounding witty, intelligent and with a dizzying array of insults, but you simply manage to make yourself look like a complete moron. You likely have an overbearing sense of your own self importance…….and were I to see you in public i would tell you this to your face…….you my friend are a complete and utter loser……may your remains be feasted on by rat excrement!!!
Lol, you are cute. And last time I checked poo does not eat anything it gets eaten. Sounds to me like you are flustered and need to relax a little. People get so damn worked up over teh internetz its not even funny! Repeating yourself with rewording is truly amazing, when I grow up I wish to be just like you!
I would put u in the dirt tyler u are a little boy!!!
You’re funny kid. You don’t know me but I know you?! And were I to see you in public i would tell you this to your face.. You’re funny.. If you really would say all this to Tylers face, then why are you posting this as anonymous? Lol.. At least Tyler had the ballz to post his name..
If i ever see u n tyler on the streets i will beat both ur asses!
OMG ME AM SCARED! See, you are anonymous. All that tells me is that you are the type that wishes to attack people without them seeing it coming, is that the only way you can get the upper hand in a situation? The funniest thing about all of my responses is, I would not have said a fucking word if he did not attempt to say a comment was made by my girl, when it obviously was not! He does nothing but complain about how people have wronged him, and yes a lot of people have and I feel for him on that note. When it boils down to it, he needs to stop harassing my family about me, very obsessed. Whoever wants to “put me in dirt” why not put a name to the randomness of a textbased internet sight that is designed for talking shi? Or hell, if you can not handle sht get away from this sight! I know its a scary ideal, actually showing your true colors via internet. I can tell a serious amount (or one person using several names) have had some anger flow through their body over all of this. Take some deep breaths, think about the fact that life’s greatest thing is love and gentleness!!
I was lying, we never had sex. He did accost me a few times and I could not bare to do it as I was 12
We have always been afraid this dude will walk into a party with bombs straped to himself one day! total CREEPER and STALKER!! He does post a ton of girls up on this site, people that don’t deserve it whereas he DOES! NO ONE LIKES YOU SETH!
Seth thinks you’d be the ones creeping and stalking him. He definitely would never bring any kind of bombs into a party. Wow, go do something with your life.
we just wish this guy would go away. gawd hes at like every single freekin party tryin to make friends and all he does is piss people off but he is good for a laugh.. AT him
You are just upset because i am always going to the parties for a good thing, however whoever you are, on the other hand always has to go to find drugs.
so many people would love to kick this guys ass but they would feel guilty since he is partially retarded and all but he would totally deserve it
you’re pathetic and retarded yourself to not understand him.
NO HE WOULDNT! ALOT OF PEOPLE DESERVE TO KICK YOUR EGOTISTICAL ASS.
I GOT LAID LAST SUMMER.
When I was 14 I was at a party Seth was following me around trying to convince me to run off with him, I would not do it and he still persisted saying that we would have a great time if I just left with him. It was nothing good I felt I am very glad I did not go. He may have been innocent in his attempts but I doubt it, but he did not know my age in his defense. At raves always figure any girl is under 18
Alright, listen up you sh*t talking a-holes! i’m so tired of you talking all this sh*t on me. You’re jealous that i get more as$ than a toilet seat. A chinese one at that. I’m done with the haters in wichita. Any solid women that want to ride with a true stallion, hit me up.*316-871-1704
i like underage girls.
me too.
The comments on this are WAY better than then OP’d post!
hes mentally handicapped (seriously) way to be a complete asshole to who ever posted this.
i doubt you have any idea what being mentally handicapped really is about, moron. Maybe you should go read some psychology books first
this guy goes to the wichita raves all the time staring at girls dancing and he will follow you wherever you go, giving girls nasty looks and thinks its okay to come up and talk to you
This guy was following me and my friend everywhere at a rave last weekend, it was really creepy. Every-time I looked over there he was staring at us. I felt really uncomfortable. If he is mentally handicapped they shouldn’t let him in raves where he could get drugs so easily. They shouldn’t let him in at all because he’s a creep though.
I highly doubt i really was at all. If you’re gonna dress up in skimpy slutty outfits at raves then you definatly will be stared upon by ANYONE. I should have stared at you more and asked your name, honey. I sure do like gazing at the hot ladies in their underwear, just like any guy would. So if you dont want to be creeped upon then dont go dressed like that. You probably were skinny and ugly anyway so i thats why i didnt talk to you at all.
TAMBER IS A TOTAL SCUMMY WHORE!
what?
OMG. I met this dude when i was only 15 and he was like 26. He hit on me nonstop and offered to buy me booze and give me a ride if i showed him my boobs. Yeah f*ckin right. EWWWWW! He bragged about all the drugs he’s done and how much he can drink but when i let him take a drink of my bacardi 151 he literally took a drink and proceeded to spit it out everywhere. Alcohol abuse!!! He even talked about having to got to the nut house bc when he smoked weed he thought the “dangely thing” in the back of his throat was something attached to his brain and tried to remove it with pliers. WTF.
Werent you guys just sticking up for him???? your all losers Im better then you im not gonna talk shit I know what you do where you work and your gonna fill my empty pockets whores and no one can help you
The fact that some of this wasn’t mentioned in the OP makes me think that the alleged identity of the poster is dead-on… kinda hard to slam someone for doing the same sht you do yourself lol