World’s Biggest D-Bag Title Is On The Line
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you must use your powers and get a cage match setup between XYZ and Frog. The winner shall be crowned the King D-bag of the Dirty. This would destroy any pay-per-view record.
Frog and Xyz, I will negotiate a really good fee with Vivid if you losers make a 4 hour gay sex tape together. I am thinking we start the first scene in the gym and work our way to the locker room showers. We can even do a pretend needle butt shot. $$no homo$$ – nik
HAHAHAHAHA
how can both of their egos reside in the same room? i think the laws of nature and physic’s render this brilliant idea….impossible.
if anything, you’ll play matchmaker.
nik don’t sound too forgy or anything…. “i’ll even be at the shooting of the video, rubbing you two down with lotions”. f@g
LMAO!!
They’ll just fight over who’s the catcher !!!
Nik, you forgot about the elevator scene!
I dont want to hear about your homo fantasies.
“Extreme Homo”!!! Shame on you for putting that thought in our heads!
You should have made it a 3-way with Mr. 615!
Nik LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL DAMN GOOD ONE
Nik, you are beyond genius!
Wait, I think the poster stole this idea in the spirit of my post last week where I said Jizz, or Xyzz… is so nuts he makes Frog look sane. Do I get a royalty if this movie of maniacal man-love makes it to the net?
You can’t just say “no homo” and get out of sounding like a complete homo.
COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!!!!!!
hahah
Nik, these two already hooked up.
Baboon Face should win biggest d-f@g.
He’ll be doing a doumntary on the effects of roids in a few years, or her0in junkie with those veins.
Mr.Justin Beiber Mullet Man has potential… I suggest a fade, one on the sides & keep the length on the top since it looks like you may be starting to bald. Keep woking that bod.
Nik, why do you keep saying ‘we’? Are you finally coming out of your closet? Such as, ‘I am thinking we start the first scene in the gym’…
No match needed. Frog is by far the biggest d-bag. Look at that face. Xyz just looks kinda vapid. On a side note, Xyz is totaly checking out his own package in a mirror.
its not gay if your both fags.
Only Nik would want to do a 4 hour gay sex tape. Lets not and say we did….ummmkay..
I don’t think a match is nesessary. (Of course, you will do anything for attention and money, Nik.) Frog is the king of D-bags. This Xyz knave is just a limp wristed psycho.
We should have a dirty celeb douche contest to see who wins…Nik make it happen.
Nik you are a HUGE F@GGOT for imagining scenarios with these two even LARGER F@GGOTS! What the hell is wrong with you dude?
And BTW , FROG is the BIGGEST F@GGOT out of these two….but zyz is also a HUGE F@GGOT too.
These two ^^$$%%%& will be fighting over whos gonna &*^&^^%%#$% the other in there &^&^#$@#$%& while they ^%^%#%^. What a bunch of *&&^$%@#! A disgrace to the roid community!!!!!
yo Zyzz and the movement is a strong defense however Frog shines with Blue Steel like there aint nothin else
The Frog really has no competition.
COME AT ME BRO.. BRAH U MIRIN’? COME AT ME BRO WITH UR D*CK BRO
zyzz’s body is that much better then other blokes its not funny