Whoever Said Scottsdale Has Fallen Off Was Just Jealous


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the hottest girl in Scottsdale, Guinea Pig and her crew balling it up in Scottsdale. Not only is Guinea Pig looking better and tanner than ever, but she is also with guys that can afford to pop bottles and not on their credit cards but CASH. Just tired of people hating on Scottsdale saying it has fallen off and blah blah blah. It hasn’t. Nik, when was the last time you were even here? You forgot about our city so you can’t speak on it any longer. OKAY.
Nobody in Scottsdale pays cash, they pay with overdraft protection.- nik














“just jealous” is the new black, evidently.
ahahaha so true!
to the little blonde…area 51 called, they want their alien grey look back
How many of those guys do you think Guinea Pig gave a dome shot to? HULK
None of these people pay with cash..do some research and you’ll find the guy in the backgound (Horner) is in debt to several people… they are all the same living on credit and I couldn’t agree more with you Nik… overdraft protection.
Horner owes me money!
for what?
30k Millionaire at its best. He owes lots of people money to pay for his fake baller lifestyle….
What are we jealous of? Doing what anybody can do anywhere in the world in any club they walk into or the hair bleach and 5 layers of caked on make up.
The words “balling” and “Scottsdale” should not be used is the same paragraph. The whole town became faux rich when real estate was inflated and people paid into the hype in 2005 / 2006. There has never been any wealth in the town otherwise. There are no jobs or industry. It was great during its time, which has since passed. Anyone saying otherwise is either ignorant or stuck there and doesn’t know any better. The dining, shopping, arts & culture are quite literally a joke if you are used to city life. The real estate is really undervalued right now and a great buy for a 5-10 year hold. It will be that long until money attracts the more quality people back.
Jealous of what honey? Scottsdale aint got sh*t on Cali girls.
“Ain’t got sh*t”?… Since you’re comparing, for starters we dont speak or type like ghetto trash.
Do I see dollar bills? Wtf? Balling alright lol
Lmao @ this crew. The chick on the right looks like a gremlin, the one on the left looks like she’s never been out the house before, all those dudes look lame as hell, why is the club so bright, and is she holding 30 singles? Wtf. Since when is it cool to pop bottles in Starbucks? Smdh.
Yeah for sure about that. City just south of them , Tucson. The mexicans on the south side have more $ than scottsdale. At least they have a handle on a multi billion a year drug industry. What the f*uck is in scottsdale any way? All i think of is blonde bit*ches anyway
I was in Downtown Scottsdale a month ago and that place is not any better than it was 2 years ago. As a matter of fact it has gotten worse. I can’t believe the poster used the pictures of these frogs to make a point. I am nowhere near jealous.
no one calls it downtown..its called old town. just saying.
If you are going to correct me, let me return the favor. How about using a capital letter to start your sentences, and use puncuation marks. Just saying.
You must be the poster who posted this or one of the beat looking chicks in the picture.
And you’re probably going to the same busted ass clubs…..there are new places, that’s where you find the pretty people.
Someone Really Important, what do you mean by the same busted ass clubs? I don’t go to Axis/Radius, Martini Ranch, W Hotel, Mint, or any of the other same ass busted clubs in Downtown/Old Town Scottsdale. So which of the same busted ass clubs do you frequent?
I like going to places where the women have class and careers. Not the places where people perpetrate and pretend they have money or know how to dress.
These girls look beat. Self post for sure
This poster’s first sentence of ” Nik, check out the hottest girl in Scottsdale…” along with the proof of Guinea Pig being the hottest girl in Scottsdale is all we need to see that the city has fallen off
The pig has a giant forehead, looks old and needs to eat a hamburger and not throw it up.
Yeah, if you want to make someone jealous, why did you post a picture of the phoenix zoo!?! Ahhh! The tiny blonde needs bangs to hide that scary forehead.
great comment nic and found your assessment dead on about scottsdale and its inhabitants. i was recently turned on to your site by another of our transplants in LA from Scottsdale. unfortunately those of us that grew up there and made it the very cool, low key, unassuming semi stylish suburb that it was typically move. its actually now embarrassing to go back as that shithole is inhabited by cornfed midwesterners (male and female), leased 328i bmws, with way too many tattoos that went on to become pharmacuetical sales reps and wanna be internet moguls/real estate moguls. and if you go to saddle ranch in scottsdale that will tell you all you need to know about what that place has become. to the citizens of scottsdale who thought a piece of hollywood was brought to them. thats larry pollacks way of legally stealing from all of you gullible dale boys/girls. we have lived for years a few yards up the hills from that place and nobody goes there, except the tourist from Scottsdale. please clean up that city nic, my rental properties are down 30% and you may be able to help..
If those are really the hottest girls in Scottsdale I feel sorry for all of the single men there!
nic, im a LA transplant from Scottsale, new found purveyor of your sight, and youre dead on. I went to USC and ASU and when I go back im disgusted. Unfortunately the locals that made Scottsdale the cool, unassuming, low key, hidden gem move away once out of college and the place is left with midwestern cornfed men and women who still think neck tattoos and watered down ecstasy are the way to go. They lease their 328i, rent a place in Old Town, and tell people they are burgeong internet moguls when in reality they are pharmaceutical sales reps or waiters at some cheesy low class wanna be hollywood hipster club off Stetson(?).and to seal the deal of how much this place has gone down most of you love Saddle Ranch. I live 100 feet up the hill from that place on Sunset and have never sat foot in it. dont you realize its larry pollacks way of legally stealing from you? the only people that go to the one here are Scottsdales finest. nic please help clean that dump, and the citizens, up. it hasnt been right since the early 2000s.
Both these sausage wallets are busted. Also the douche crew that surrounds them with the bottles and fist full of ones probably ran a train on their chili rings.Are they at Apple Bees? I hear they have a rave hour after 10pm. It is the truth, I saw it on the news last week. The people they had on the news dancing to techno looked just like the dudes in this pic. Alright guys say cheese. Thank you, please put the bottles back on the table for the next group in line.
I am just curious to know what place they are at, so I know where to stay away from.
I POP BOTTLES OF ACE AT SMASHBOXX., I PICK THEM OFF THE TRASHCANS BEHIND THE CLUB AND SNUCK THEM IN,BUT I FILLED THEM UP WITH WATERMELON 4LOCOS TASTE JUST LIKE ROSE CHAMPAGNE MOST SLOOTS CANT TASTE THE DIFFERENCE. EVERYONE THOUGHT I SPENT THOUSANDS BUT IN REALITY ONLY SPENT LIKE $12
scottsdale is the worst place I ever lived. There is nothing going on. It’s just a dust ball filled with wanna be ballers, $30K millionaires and a bunch of stuffy wanna bees from the midwest………thank god I moved
wow Guin, you are looking horrible these days
what an UNATTRACTIVE CREW, like all around.
i would walk up and call all of you Douche bags to you faces. WOW, Thanks for reminding me why i never go to south Scottsdale.
where’s Scottsdale? lol, and why would anyone want to go there?
Oh god, the one on the right looks like a beat transvestite. What’s wrong with her face?! Phyllis Diller Look a like! The one on the left looks like a clown with a perma-grin from getting high too much. The crew looks like a bunch of douchebags. Jealous? Of what? Scottsdale has slid so far from hot to just NOT!
Is it just me or does Guinea Pig have coldsores around her mouth?
Brittany!<3 (girl on left, top picture) sweetest girl in the world!:)
guins lips look TERRIBLE wtf did you do to yourself?
I worked at Smashboxx and the first night that I saw that guy show up he ran up his tab to around 14,000 then his card wasn’t working so he had to leave his $65,000 watch as collateral. I have seen him but 10 bottles of Ace of Spades and pretty much pour it out. He has money but he is the only one who went to smashboxx who actually had money.
What a joke. Guin, girlfriend, you have lost so much tact and class the second you got your +2′s. Your refund gap is wider than the Grand Canyon, btw. You hang out with wannabes in SCOTTSDALE. Scottsdale is not Hollywood, sweetheart. No one in LA would ever welcome you with open arms let alone buy your busted ass a drink. How do you score those Louboutin’s and designer bags you constantly post pictures of? You are from GLENDALE, you live in GLENDALE, you have NO job, and you pretend to attend ASU. You’re ex boyfriend should be thanking his lucky stars right now. STOP SELF POSTING.
gwen and brittany are a couple skags they get comped tables a nd service dont be fooled old twn is the home of the 30thousand dollar millionaire lol
nic and RJ,
Since you both seem to have done the rounds in terms of touring the nightlife scene in the U.S. etc I want your opinion. top 4 cities for beautiful, fit women regardless of surgery. Scottsdale, Miami, LA and New York is my vote. There are still hot women here hands down. men do pay with cash in Scottsdale but it was the minority in 2006 through the crash and more so since 2008 so nothing new. Nothing has really changed except people that were broke and borrowing are now just flat broke. seersucker is opening at 6900 camelback and for an all cash deal to build plus it’s the 2nd location they must believe in Scottsdale? hot spot through end of the year
If anyone thinks this little Slore is hot… i urge you to look closer. Disgusting ass alien girl… oh…. ps. she is a west side girl!!!!!!