Brian Urlacher’s “Girlfriend”
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and the dirty arrmy, you’ve seen her before… the beat stage 5 clinger… Kelly Lyn. Last we saw she was put on blast for being a groupie wh*re. Now, she’s being put on blast for claiming to be dating the Chicago Bear, BRIAN URLACHER! Her “boy” she speaks about in her statuses is the supposed Bear we all know and love. She is even claiming to be hanging out with his kids as well and if you continue to read the ongoing trash that is her Facebook statuses, you will also see that she went out the other night, ditched our Bear, got so wasted at a “rock” concert that she missed work the next day and had the cops bust down her door to make sure she was alive. I smell………..BULLSH*T! On all counts! Can someone put this pre-30 wash up on blast? If this story couldn’t get any better, there’s a blog going around about B.U.’s supposed “girlfriend”. All of her FB check ins where she says she’s with him can be incorrect because he’s supposedly in MIAMI! They also have zero pictures together… CALL THIS B*TCH OUT!
Is that GetRad?- nik
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She must be a classy broad, there is a Pabst Blue Ribbon can in her hand.
She is, NOT
And a can of it too, classy
I feel like you were so angry when you wrote this. I can picture you screaming at your screen while you were typing.
CAPS LOCK!!!! THAT WILL SHOW THAT BITCH!!!!
(Returns to trolling her facebook)
Stalker
As of a few days ago he was in az, he lives across the street from me and my dad saw him at albertsons. Not even joking either
IVE been trying to hit that 4eva!
Better triple bag it and make sure you have plenty of penicillin
Girl on the far left?
I doubt it. Urlacher probably slayed her once and moved on. That guy could get a hundred girlfriends at any given time who are much hotter. Anyone can claim to be anyone’s girlfriend. Hell, I can claim to be dating a Victoria’s secret model.
looks like MOM had a good night out on a BUDGET.
Wow someone is clearly obsessed with me.. Brian and I are just friends. Oh, and for the record, I last spoke with him Wednesday, and he was in Germany.. evidently your stalking skills are a bit off. The child I am referring to in my stats is not Brian’s child, it is my boyfriends child. I cannot believe I am taking the time out of my close to perfect life to respond to this, but Brian is a friend of mine, and he needs to be left alone. Respect the man’s privacy. Leave his name out of shit. You’re reeeeal tough behind that keyboard, huh? Bet you wouldnt be so tough if ya saw me in person.. Last but not least, get a life.
I’d say everything straight to your nasty face.
Kelly (if it even is you)
The way you continuously use the phrase “close to perfect life” over and over, it’s like you have to keep saying it to yourself so you can make yourself believe the constant lies that your mouth spews.
Someone who has 4 restraining orders/orders of protection on them in the last 3 to 4 years is living a life that is FAR from close to perfect. Where did I get that info you ask, it’s called a simple background check and public records. I didn’t mind paying a small fee just to find out how fucked up you really are.
Oh, and by the way, this article is not meant to poke fun at Brian Urlacher, it’s geared towards you……once again you miss something that is so blatantly obvious. Just like when you missed the at least 3 times I tried to warn you about checking your facts before you post or comment about something you want people to take as the truth.
You said that you were glad people take the time to dig that deep….lets just call researching/fact checking a hobby of mine, whether its about you, national news or even a local issue. Let’s just say, you’ve met your match my dear and I would LOVE the opportunity to call you out in person.
And it’s great to hear that BU and JM are working on things
The Bears are fucking trash anyways.
What is the name of this blog??? I MUST read it!!!
I guess her last dirty post didn’t generate enough comments? Majority rules, whore.
http://thedirty.com/2012/11/pathological-liar-is-such-a-groupie/#comments
This girl smells like fish
He’s not with her and has been backpeddling. She’s never been around his kids because someone ::cough:: has talked with the former Mrs Urlacher
It’s hilarious she doesn’t fact check because while she claims he’s with her pics are being uploaded on Twitter of him on the other side of the country, on an airplane
Two Words = COKE WHORE
She has admitted Brian is not her boyfriend but says she’s dating another pro athlete who only has one child, a girl. Has recently posted a pic if her boyfriend from the back lol & it’s not Brian. The guy looks small & full head of grey hair.
She’s not dating Brian anymore because she was busted from all directions. She was claiming to date him, even announced his retirement. Wouldn’t this little girl’s mom just love to know that Kelly is pimping her pic all over FB
Funny how every time a new Article on here pops up about her, she deactivates her FB. Can’t handle the heat?
She is a lost individual and actually can be very nice. But yes lost ! It’s a bit sad and I feel bad for her parents.
I find it hilarious and somewhat sad that you think she is nice. One of the absolute sweetest people I have EVER met in my life that never has anything bad to say about anyone called Miss Kelly Lyn pure evil and one of the meanest people they have ever dealt with. I’ll agree with you that she is lost, but I don’t think she has a nice bone in her body. If she has you believing she is nice, then she is in the wrong profession and should win an Oscar for all the fake behavior she displays.
She’s a pathological liar, an attention seeker (5,000 Facebook friends!?), a slut, a groupie, a drunk….should I go on? Kelly why don’t you wake the fuck up and realize that if THIS MANY people have negative things to say about you, chances are its the truth. You broadcast your life on Facebook and have random “fans” who you’ve never met. Isn’t that weird?? Why do you think these people care? Because you are a hot mess and you show your tits once in a while. You haven’t accomplished SHIT. Lance moved you from Chicago to Arizona. You didn’t buy a condo, you’re renting it. You seemed to con the people you work for into thinking you’re a normal functioning human being. Get a fucking clue! Every couple months you tell everyone you’ve changed and you’re “turning your life around”. Maybe if you keep telling yourself that, it will come true. Until then, see a psychologist.
people are worried for you- I think you need professional help because you are living a lie and your “near perfect life ” isn’t real! You are living in fantasy land! Some of your “ex’s” barley know you and say you are a compulsive liar about contact and relationships you have had with them. Just stop living the lie!
Meeting Kelly for the first time, she followed me outside the bar asking if I had coke for her…after INSISTING I do not, and do NOT do that crap…she STILL followed (again, asking if I have coke) I should have told her I was a narc/cop….
Oh and..Bret michaels says hi, and you’re a stalker. stopit
Where did Kelly go??
Gotta love the can of PBR.. White trash
Kelly is too good for all of you.
Hi Kelly
I know Brian and they did date.
Really anon?! For how long and when? I’d love to know when she had the time to date Brian between serving time in the Cook County DOC, making up stories that are good enough to sucker a man (who she claimed to be in love with just this past July/August) into moving her across the country, and trying to pull the wool over people’s eyes with her storytelling…..until enough people caught on that she either blocked or totally deleted her FB page.
Don’t forget about the father who had an order of protection against his own daughter
She isn’t dating another pro athlete..she’s dating a nobody local AZ musician.
And what would this local AZ musician’s name be?
He is not a musician either. What business is it to you Amber? You seriously are a stalker. Get a life you low life piece of crap.
Kelly’s getting mighty defensive
If I were stalking Kelly, I would know exactly what she’s been up to since she left FB. Since I don’t have a clue, that only leaves 2 conclusions: 1) I’m either the worst stalker in the world (highly unlikely since I research EVERYTHING) or 2) I’m not stalking her.
My goal of making sure she stopped lying to the masses is done. Enough people have finally seen through her stuff to have her leave FB. The social networking world is better off with one less attention whore in it.
As to me questioning the person who said she was dating a local musician, call it pure curiosity as to know where that person is getting their information from.
You wanna call me a low life piece of crap, fine, but at least let me know who you are, you anonymous, cowardly fuck. It’s so easy to anonymously call someone names, I at least have enough of a backbone to let people know my name.
Whether I leave a name or not is irrelevant since you don’t and will never have the pleasure of knowing me. If you were so good in your research as you say you are then you would already know who she is dating, etc. your ‘research’ is really a form of stalking. Why don’t you put your researching skills to better use? You say others have no life by checking these posts, but it sounds like you aren’t be one with no life. What happened…daddy issues, bad boyfriend/girlfriend? Taking anger out on others will never fix you. Take all of your time spending on your so called research and invest it in yourself…maybe you will discover what YOUR issues are.
Anon, you are seriously mistaken. The definition of stalking is “obsession to the point of harassment”, taken right from Merriam-Webster dictionary. As I have stated that I don’t know what she has been up to since she left FB, how could I be harassing her? My research consisted of a public records search that I did a few months back when I started to see BLATANT inconsistencies in posts she was PUBLICLY posting on FB. I’m sorry, but when someone consistently contradicts something they, themselves wrote a few days/weeks prior, they are just asking for people to start digging. Running a background check on someone is hardly considered stalking. Most employers won’t even consider hiring people now without the same kind of records check that I did. If you classify that as stalking, I sure hope you don’t have a need or want to change jobs anytime in the future. All of my comments have been based either off of that public records search or her public postings. I don’t know who she is dating now, if she in fact is dating anyone at all, because she keeps changing her story. Honestly, I don’t really care because she is no longer lying to the masses.
As to me having no life, “daddy issues” or “bad boyfriend issues”, nothing could be further from the truth. All of my commenting has been done at the end of my day as I’m winding down from working a full time job, taking care of 4 kids and a husband…..call it my guilty pleasure.
I’m also not taking anger out on anyone. My info about Kelly can be considered a public service announcement so people know just how much of a sociopath/deceitful person she is. My comment to you earlier was pure annoyance at the fact that you won’t even post a fake name before you try to insult someone. By the way, just based on your egotistical comment, I’m sure it would NEVER be a pleasure to know you.
The only thing about me that I need to work on is dropping the baby weight and getting in shape. Everything else about me is just fine the way it is. You don’t like my personality, don’t bother to reply.
Ae you happy now…I have a name. I knew you were a fat cow with a life you hate. I would hate having 4 kids, too. Trust me, employers seek me out in the field that I am in because I am just that good.
@ Fake Name, I wouldn’t be proud. A good prostitute is not a good thing
Okay Fake Name, a.k.a. KELLY. Everyone knows it’s you posting on here. Your “I knew you were a fat cow” comment was a dead giveway as you have tried to insult me using my weight before. A random stranger wouldn’t keep coming back and keep tyring to throw insults my way, espcially ones you’ve already used. C’mon, where is your originality?! With as good as you are at fabricating stories and lies, you would think that you would be much better at insulting people too. I guess you’ve proved how wrong that conclusion is!
I don’t need to hear it from you that I’m overweight….I already know that and have already publicly said so. What you don’t understand is that after I do drop the weight (because everyone knows when you are dedicated, the number on a scale is temporary) I will be superior to you in EVERY way: looks, brains and wit. If all you are relying on in your life to get by is your looks, newsflash sweetheart: looks don’t last. They will fade away soon enough and all that will be left is the ugliest and blackest soul on the face of this earth. There is no fixing that. Good luck when that happens, you will sure as hell need it.
Also, how come you haven’t tried to refute anything that I have dug up on you? OH! That’s right, you CAN’T! Court documents and employment history doesn’t lie. When you can finally come to terms with the fact that you never expected anyone to actually dig through the crazy amount of skeletons in your closet to check up on all your lies, maybe you’ll finally be able to post something on here that actually makes sense.
Your logic and reasoning is seriously flawed. How in the world did you get to “I hate my life” from “working a full time job, taking care of 4 kids and a husband”?! My kids and my husband are what make my life worth living. I know I will always have someone there who truly loves me and isn’t just using me, unlike most of your “relationships”. You would never understand that though, as all of your relationships are doomed from the start, as they all start off with lies. I’m sure that boyfriend of yours would be thrilled to know that you think kids = unhappy life. His daughter probably means more to him than you ever will, so if he ever found out that you equate kids with unhappiness, I don’t think he will hang around much longer. Only logical conclusion here is you only like playing Stepmommy when it suits you. Just wait until that little girl of his gets a little older and starts acting out and then throws the line “your not my mom” in your face. That is of course if you don’t force this boyfriend into going and filing yet another restraining order against you (that would put you up to 5 in 4 years….yes I’ve been counting).
Going back to your “employers seek me out” line, it’s not a good thing to constantly change jobs. Most people would look at that as an unstable person who they will not want to invest time and money into if said person will just turn around and leave at the drop of a hat. Also, if they supposedly seek you out, why did YOU have to go job hunting when you first got to AZ? If you were as good as you think you are, you would have had a job already lined up prior to you leaving Chicago. Especially since you had just vacationed there a month or two before. Once again, your stories just don’t line up.
Just admit that you hate me because I helped shed light on how much you lie and deceive…..and that pisses you off. Maybe once you can accept that, you can go back to living your “more private life that you will only share with your inner circle.” Until then, good luck with all the anger you have towards me, as it seethes through in all your comments and responses back. Anger has a tendancy to eat away at people and make them crazy. Guess it’s a good thing that going crazy isn’t that far of a trip for you. Enjoy the ride babe!
Maybe I am not as good on the insults as Kelly because I am NOT Kelly. Yes, Kelly and I are friends from the past, but I am definitely not her. I called you a fat cow because you said you were yourself. I can’t take anything what you wrote personally since none applies to me as I am pursued in my line of work, have no restraining orders and don’t have my own personal stalker of my own, meaning you. You are apparently the angry one since you continue to check this peg and bash Kelly and any others that don’t agree with you. Hopefully you, too, will find happiness as I have and as Kelly has.
I DO know Brian AND his family and this Kelly chick NEVER dated him. End of story! He doesnt even know who she is.
@ LOL, I’m shocked not
Kelly serving time? False. Slander. I’d be careful if I were you. You’re lucky she doesn’t give a shit about this site and laughs at it, but maybe I will relay the info. Yes she has been arrested and made mistakes many years ago, but she has picked up the pieces and moved on, and making a good life for herself now. She deleted her Facebook because she wants privacy, does not want drama from stalkers like you that take her positive posts and turn them into negative. Why do you care so much who she is dating. I call obsession. Obviously if you work a full day, have four kids, a husband, and race home to incessantly check her page and post on here every damn day you have issues and are clearly not fulfilled in some way. LOL. You are the problem here, not her. At the end of the day, no one knows her past except her, so you are an ugly person inside for judging her. There are 2 sides to every story. Only one person has the right to judge, and you are not that person. Fantastic role modeling for your four children. I hope they get terrorized in school like you are attempting to terrorize Kelly. Karma will come full circle, and you will get yours Amber. Mind your own business.
Amber, stalk much?
I know Kelly, and she has shared her stories with me. You do NOT know her. Maybe on paper she has a not so pretty past, but why do you think everything got dropped? Therefore you are the all around bad person for judging her and jumping to conclusions. You state there are public records of her spending time in jail, 5 restraining orders, etc. so post them. Wait, you can’t, because what you are stating is false. That is slander. Maybe you should focus the energy you put into Kelly on your “full time job, four kids, and husband”
Funny hoe the four kids get brought up, at least she knows that someone wants to have children with her unlike Kelly
Funny how the four kids get brought up, at least she knows that someone wants to have children with her unlike Kelly
Nothing ever got dropped. They just expired after a year.I looked she still has one order of protection in effect.I hope Ambre posts the public records she says she has because she is 100%correct.Kelly has done these things including beat up her sick dad and got arrested for it.she did spend the night in jail for that and her dad had to get a order of protection on her. That’s pretty messed up that you can do that to your own father. Oh yes annon I’m sure your her friend,blind follower,groupie moron but you don’t know the real Kelly.only the people in her past know the real Kelly.they are in the past because no one can be around Kelly very long.and if you are Kelly’s friend then I know your fat because she only hangs out with fat ugly people so she looks better. She told me that. I’m so glad she is out of Chicago. She’s the definition of a pig.and she’s getting to be the size of one too. I’m sure that’s why she took down her fb page.the Wal-Mart brown hair and extra wide ass. Yup she’s fitting into Arizona perfectly. PBR’s and burritos will make your ass huge.especially since she used to be the size of a house.remember high school Kelly? Unpopular fat girl.guess your making up for it now.
Awesome. That is so true. She’s hiding cause she is fat
What the f happened to her. Used to be hot when she had lance x
She got sentenced to a year in COOK COUNTY JAIL and served THIRTY DAYS in there. What a prize Kelly is
Spending a night in jail isn’t “serving time”.
It it so funny the same 2 people keep posting that are against Kelly. Ip addresses do not lie. And they definitely hold up in court as well. Speaking of jail some people above are playing with fire. She will win in the end.
Lance, you are pretty funny posting as Shannon. I don’t know her that well, but I know she is smart enough to use proper grammar. Well done at trying to ruin other people’s lives…maybe you and Amber should hook up and be miserable together.
Leave her alone.
Enough
That’s alright, if she pulls her crap in Arizona she’ll be in Tent City. Keep drinking and driving Kelly, you’ll be a resident there real soon
Is she?? Already loses phones
Nice Kelly drink drive kill someone. Mature
Growup