THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is going to sound absolutely ridiculous but it is a risk I am willing to take, in the hope that among the countless comments dissing me, there might be one with some actual advice. I’ve been in the “porta potty” business since I turned 18, I work in a well established agency, through which I recently met this older gentleman…To cut a long story short, he is very very rich and looking to settle down… Now I believe I have the looks (I wouldnt be in the agency if I did not), but I can tell this guy has deep desires he needs unleashed. He comes from a very well known (CATHOLIC) family so of course he is reluctant about discussing them, but I have been able to deduce that he would like me to pee on him and dominate him in bed…I wanted to know if there were ANY other crazy fetishes I should try out with him, to show him he needs me to please him? He is THIS close to proposing Nik, I swear. Hes begun talking about kindergartens and what not, I am 30 years younger than he is, I know I am very young to become a mother etc, but the dimensions of money we are talking about is no joke. Id rather he gets that itch scratched by me than by some other … girl elsewhere, plus did I mention the shared platinum card he has given me, I am not letting him leave… Please help me hit the lotto.
Poor Trout, all he wants is fake love and urine cocktails.- nik