Krischelle Blackwell Is NOT America’s Next Top Model


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA strong for 4 years. It’s time this attention wore went on blast for how pathetic she is. This is Krischelle Blackwell, and she’s a model. Can’t you tell? She moved here to Oklahoma from Chicago, where she claims she had this amazing fashion/modeling career. She has a comp card on One Model Place and claims she can do runway. Are you serious right now? Girls need to realize that runway models are TALL, SKINNY, and gorgeous, not MAC forcefields of average height/looks. What does the Dirty Army think? Is she model material?
People know about angle tricks and quarter shots, they don’t work anymore.- nik












Short and fat. I can tell.
she is gorgeous dont be jealous because u think u can talk shit because your sitting behind a computer. your prob a fat ogre who has little to no time on there hands so you need to comment rudely on the dirty. get a life
Square chin, wooly eyebrows can be fixed. This girl’s shortness and squatness can’t. Not a model. Not even close.
i would love to see what your ugly ass looks like hahaha
first pic is so trashy. why would you wear nasty hoop earrings, a playboy tee, and have a bellybutton piercing with those dangles. this girl either is or has been a stripper.
her lips are 1/4 the size of her eyesocket. no thank you. skinny, flat lips aren’t sexy.
Krischelle is one of those girls that used to try really really hard to be hot (1st pic) and then grew up a bit and started trying really really hard to be unique (2nd pic) when still, no one wants any because she has no personality in either case.
So what if she wanted to be a model? This girl is so ambitious. She was a makeup artist at MAC, how many people can say that? Stop hatin’.
I’m not sure let me go to the mall and ask the people standing around at the counters how hard it is?
I’d like to see your ass try out! Haha! That’s right! You actually have to be CHOSEN to work for MAC. If you think those talented artists are making anything less then $30 an hour, you’re bat-shit crazy! But I’m sure you’ll just come back with some mediocre-whitty response as to why they don’t. Hey, what’s your address!? I’ll send you a pay stub from when I worked there…
Krischelle is a terrible name.
Typo. But this is coming from the same person who spelled “whore”- W-O-R-E. And it’s definitely a better income then free blogging on a pathetic website, no?
Hey! What’s your name again, “anonymous” ? We’ll put a vote in to see who’s is prettier….
Why would anyone want to be a fat hipster chick on purpose?
Whoever wrote this is just jealous the girl is pretty.
Pretty, sure. Nice face..but her body is short and fat. You can’t try to be a model when you’re 5’3 and 130 lbs.
how do u know how tall she is and how much she weighs….? sounds like your a stalker u creep… get a life
Not bad for trailor trash.
She looks like she would smell.
you sound like u have no life of wait u dont
How Sad that some jealous girl has to rag on one of my best friends…btw…. That top pic was from 2005 so come up with some current pics ok. And if being 130 lbs is over weight yawl have serious issues. If you think this “whore” needs to be put on blast don’t do it anonymous. K thanks.
Who cares if it is from 2005? That means in 2005 your friend was an ugly skank. Clearly you think that too if you’re defending the pic by saying it is from 2005. No girl takes pics in their underwear and a playboy t-shirt and posts them to a “modeling” website and isn’t a whore.
If you think this whore needs to be put on blast do it but don’t be anonymous. . Chicken shit
i dont know this girl personally but i do have a friend who is very good friends with her and she is beautiful one is a old pic and the other i think she looks great…whoever posted this probably wanted a job at MAC couldn’t get hired and now is bitter and probably shoving there face with fast food crying over how they are single and have no life they have to put a really sweet girl on blast on here. its ok now people will google her and find out she is stunning and u just made her famous u child. go get a education or read a book because you obviously have lots of time on your hands. peace
By saying “Go get a education” you just spoke volumes for yourself, as well as this Krischelle person. White trash begets white trash, you child.
Yeah…because getting a job at MAC is super prestigious. Krischelle, it’s so obvious judging by the complete neglect for grammar and punctuation that all of these comments are coming from you. You aren’t stunning…you are average coated in make-up.
someone was actually DENIED a job working for a makeup counter in a mall…and got so upset about it that the only thing they could think of doing was to submit dirt on this girl to the dirty. that makes perfect sense. thank u for solving that mystery for us with your genius skills
how does being on thedirty make someone famous? you stupid white trash girls are so concerned with being famous that any mention of you aside from on your own social media accounts makes you famous in your eyes. ur just mad that Chrischelle is getting called out and ur tryin to turn it around that its a good thing…and shes “famous” now. right b&tch right.
How can you pick on someone when you don’t even know how to spell their name? You’re an idiot.
All of you “friends of Krischelle” can come to her defense…but she is fat. She knows she’s fat…or she wouldn’t have hundreds of pictures of skinny girls and “thinspiration” photos on herTumblr and Pinterest. It must suck to be a chub and spend your precious life going around saving photos of girls much skinnier than you will ever be.
This blog should be called “Jealous Girls Cry Out”. Krischelle is STUNNING. And the fact that some poor, sad little soul actually took the time out of her day to save and upload pictures of this beautiful girl, SCREAMS jealousy. I literally feel so bad for the little freak who made this. You are OBVIOUSLY so sad inside. You just need a good therapy session and a hug from your mother!
….anybody who can’t spell “whore” probably shouldn’t call people whores…
The fact that you follow all her social media accounts and know everything about her makes you a bitter psychopath! Like get the hell on with your perfect skinny life already. That’s the creepiest shit I’ve heard in awhile. Bravo
Whoever made this was definitely picked on in high school. While Krischelle was probably prom queen….
…because that’s an achievement? The working class is so adorable.
Good thing your anonymous – you’re totally embarrassing yourself.
how pathetic is the person who started this post?…I’m sure you feel this gorgeous girl dissed you somehow and now you are going to plaster nasty pics/comments all over the web (wow you must have lots of free time ie: “NO LIFE”). In any event – she will go on being beautiful and happy while jealous ugly trolls such as YOU will sit home thinking up ways to try and make them as miserable as yourself….poor poor pitiful you….
No one that tries as hard as Krischelle does is “happy”. I hope she finds the love and attention she is seeking from “modeling” and covering her natural beauty with layers and layers of makeup, from someone who really cares about her. I hope she finds self worth in achievement, go to college and get a career. Making minimum wage at a makeup counter is not a career choice.
Maybe if the world had more girls “trying” to be happy. There would be less websites like this and miserable girls like you.
Did this blogger really just say runway models are tall, thin and gorgeous? I’d rather be as beautiful as Krischelle anyday, as opposed to a giant, anorexic alien. And I’m pretty sure Tyra Banks would agree…
Btw; did anybody ever take a step back and really think about what this website is even for? Let’s prey on beautiful woman so we can provoke a reaction from everybody she knows, ie: exposure, marketing for our website = more money to whatever soulless dirt ball that created it. We’re feeding the mouths of their children by even commenting. Absolutely disgusting. This take bullying to a whole new level.
Hmmm….minumim wage? Shows how little you know about the multi- BILLION dollar industry. And if trying to be happy means actually BEING happy, then maybe you should get up from your lame ass computer and give it a shot. Because nobody has ever sounded as jealous you do.
– you said it yourself, she really is a natural beauty, huh?
You don’t know the difference between YOUR and YOU’RE, how can you make comments on industry earnings? When you refer to a “multi-BILLION” dollar industry..you are talking about the beauty industry which is the sales of beauty products and services for an entire country. This would be like a McDonald’s employee claiming they are making more than 10 dollars an hour because they work in the multi-BILLION dollar fast food industry.
Typo. But this is coming from the same person who spelled “whore”- W-O-R-E. And it’s definitely a better income then free blogging on a pathetic website, no?
Her shirt in the first pic is the “I posed today” shirt that girls get when they audition for Playboy. You can call her a “wore” or a “whore” either way this girl has no class.
runway models arent allowed to have tattoos because they distract form the clothes that they are supposed to be a coat hanger for.
This girl is posting under anonymous defending herself every 5 seconds. Everyone knows it’s you honey. And no one gives a shit about what you have to say. You prob deserved to be put on here:)
I KNOW?! Why can’t she just accept that she is white trash and will never be a model bc she is too short/chubby??? Implants on a pig don’t make the pig hot…the pig is still a pig.