THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy needs to be cut down to size. The only thing worse than a white guy who thinks he’s black, is a white guy he thinks he’s black. His name is Alec Stern, and from the looks of the French shutters in the background of the picture, he’s definitely in the running for member #19 of the Wu-Tang Clan. He’s a “promoter” for “Cloud 100 Gang Records”, which produced such hits as “Where’s My Allowance, Mom?”, and “Westlake Aint No Joke”. He’s a Pepsi-head and far too in love with himself. Little-Beiber needs to be put in his place! SGM!
West-side Popsicle sucker.- nik