THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love the fact that Manti Teo the captain of Notre Dame has made a fool of himself. Who tells the world they have a girlfriend if they have never met the person? Phone sex doesn’t count as love. This whole scandal just proves how dumb football players are. Anyway, I don’t care that Manti Teo’s fake girlfriend died of cancer, I’m more concerned about the Teo’ing bullsh*t. I suffered through the planking and Tebowing hell, I refuse to have my email flooded with these gay images of fake love. I beg people to boycott Teo’ing.
Planking is an act of zero talent, Tebowing is an act of prayer to baby Jesus and Teo’ing is an act of love. I say spread the love.- nik