THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Josh Metzger. The ultimate BRO. He is a football player at UW-Eau Claire. He thinks he is god’s gift to women and calls his apartment Club Hard Body. His ringtone is “I Wish I Could Fck Every Girl in the World”. He somehow gets with girls, but has NO standards. He would fuck a gatorade bottle if it had a pulse… This d-bag needs to be put in place and put on blast! Thanks Nik!

He also thought noone would notice this self post…we did (submitting the only pics of you and chicks was one of the give-aways).- nik