I Have An Interesting Question
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I am a daily dirty reader and I figured that you can help me with this. I have done my research and feel like I’m not getting all the info that I need. I figured with all of the “dirty celebs” on here, including yourself, can give me some advice. I just learned how to squirt (female ejaculation) I absolutely love it and my man does too. I learned the technique and I know that I have to be comfy and hit the g-spot, push out ect, but my questions are: 1)How do some people shoot large amounts out at a time and 2) what can I do to enhance it. I’ve been doing keagles too, hoping that helps. I done it last night really good, then today I tried again and it only gushes out a little bit. I want explosion every time! Nik, can you and your dirty army help? Happy birthday by the way!
I hate squirters (Erin Andrews)… the only one who should be spraying chicks down is the man. No guy wants to make the process longer by wasting 20 more minutes cleaning himself off. So gross.- nik
It’s urine. Diluted urine.
If you knew anything my friend you would not that it is not.
Oh really? What is it? Which gland is “shooting” you moron. It’s urine idiot.
It’s definately urine.
I think my gay-dar is broken. It’s going wild right now..
I know right! Most men love that
Oh my. That is funny. Like the comments on this blog. Then the stupid cat to go with it…still laughing!
Men’s cum is just as discussing weirdo!!!
It’s pee, and it is a medical issue. If you are trying to make your vagina hole squirt, good job. That is a lot harder than peeing on people and calling yourself a squirter.
Men’s cum is just as disgusting nik!
my boyfriend says that is his favorite thing but i have no idea how to do it. i tried relaxing, g spot & pushing but nothing happens
it sucks i cant give him what he likes. girls, any tips?
fingers, finger, fingers.. never had it happen with the ol’ greg…
You have to be on top. Have some wine and ride him like he is not there. Just release and do what feels good.
wtf it’s the same as what guys do..but yet once again us women are expected to clean up the mess afterwards without a fuss?
Nasty!!!!!
Its NOT diluted urine dumbass! Urine comes out a completely different hole!
It comes out of the urethra. Where do you think urine comes from dumbass?
Yup, this confirms it. Nik, just come out of the closet already.
Squirting is so disgusting. I can’t imagine how awkward it would be shooting a load on my man.
Nik is right–it’s fucking nasty. Downright disgusting. Seems like something a butch lesbian would do well at.
Gross.
Aaaaaaaaand there goes another da member…. I have officially lost all respect for you nik. I’m sure you’ve heard it before haha. You’re an idiot, and extremely selfish. You can’t make your wife cum so you want to make women feel uncomfortable about getting off. Your personal insecurities will always be projected against other people for the world to see.
Nik ur so gay.. U prob have an 4 inch Greg..
“You can’t make your wife cum so you want to make women feel uncomfortable about getting off”…. that’s exactly what came to mind to me as well. I hope people don’t take his stupid comments seriously
Ive only gushed once..it was the best O ive ever had! Finally i was able to return the favor of a mouthful of lovejuice! Hahaha
I always though squirters were awesome.. until I actually hooked up with one. It was surprisingly gross, really gross and I definitely never wanted to have sex with her again. Ladies, the only place squirting is cool is in porn. I’ve never met a guy who has actually experienced it that liked it.
You’re wrong.. I figured out the trick to make it happen years ago on almost any chick I slept with.. I was a little disappointed that I could never get my wife to do it when we started dating until recently.. now the best sex we have is when we have to mop up the mattress with a towel and change the sheets…
Why is it that more often than not, it’s the ugly ass chicks with this ability? The only dudes that go for this kind of shit are the same dudes who don’t mind period sex. Low down, nasty motherfuckers!!
I am unfortunately a squirter and I absolutely hate it. I find it messy and gross….makes me feel like I’m peeing myself….but my boyfriend absolutely loves it and makes me do it every time over and over because he knows I can’t control it.
Ok and spermloads are not gross????
I’m kind of confused, I thought most guys liked it…oh well to each his own…all I know is my BF loves it and his favorite is to see how much he can get from me before the main event starts. It’s kind of an ego thing you know? Like knowing he can do that with me by touching me gets him super revved up…and I love to please him by doing so
To the OP ( like I said my bf likes it and the more the better)…I find that staying very well hydrated helps to produce more. you want to drink lots of water and limit your caffeine intake. Hope it helps
I agree DRink lots and lots of water and you’ll see lots of love juice come out…..So good…
Because you ARE peeing yourself. I’ve heard women say “yeah, I squirt like a full liter!!” There is NO spot/organ/body part in the genital area that HOLDS LIQUID… Except… Wait for it…. THE BLADDER. I think some women can become very wet when aroused but this whole gushing and squirting is pee an in porn pee and or staged flyids
That’s funny, the vagina can become incredibly wet when aroused and it’s not even connected to the bladder. Your skin sweats when hot and it’s also isn’t connected to the bladder. Your eyes produce tears and are also not connected to your bladder…the human body is almost all water and fluid in some form or another can come out of your body from any orifice…moron
Amen!! It’s urine my friends. Turns outs you guys have been partaking in a golden showers. Stay classy!
It is not urine you dumbasses! Dr.Ruth said that a female can hold up to 4 quarts of jizz at a time. As a squirter I totally believe it. It’s not urine. It’s not yellow nor does it smell like urine. You all don’t know what it’s like to please a woman. Perhaps you did get peed on in an effort to boost your ego and shut you up.
You are smart it comes from glands inside your urethra. Which yes is the same hole you pee from but different liquid all around.
Ure retarded! Pee doesnt come from a vagina! And No male or female can pee and cum at the same time!
Your right ass hat pee comes through the Urethra same place squirting happens which is closer to seman. The vagina is used for sex and giving birth and lubercates with mucas. But as we know for many the gspot is still a myth . While some could not find a clit if there lives depended on it.
Im sure Joey pizzalota could help you out!! Lol
He prides himself with making girls squirt!
Maybe thats why the brothers have plastic on their sofa’s
Squirting is disgusting. What about the warranty on your mattress? And what about having to change sheets afterwards because they’re soaked? Ugh. What a mess. I don’t want to lay down towels after I F. What if it gets all over the couch? Just ugh.
Squirting is disgusting! My friend dated a girl and could only do her in the shower or on a tarp-covered bed because she squirted so much and smelled so bad. It is part urine, ask any doctor or other sexual health expert. Enjoy those golden showers, fellas!
More often than not, it’s the ugly chicks who have this ability. The same one’s who want you to bang them while they’re on their period. Sick bitches.
Or Lazy Dragon you suck in bed and can not make a woman squirt which is it really?
OK to get a lot my trick cause my husband loves to see me squirt, is to hold the feeling to cum back. Till you get a full feeling if your squirt you know what I Am talking about, and push down on your kegal muscle. Also it is not just Gspot touching that can make you squirt just need to be really into it and understand the feeling. Also it is not pee it is a clear liquid that comes from paraurethral ducts found around the urethra. I also recommend getting a plastic sheet besides that enjoy.
My man loves it and it is the most amazing O there is…
Guys, don’t talk about what you don’t know. Most of you can’t even find a cl*tor^s, so really?
Nik sounds like such a homo. I’m pretty sure he makes Shayne wear a strapon.
Wtf this is so nasty
lol! love reading these comments back. And to let all of you know, I have learned and it is not pee. i even make sure I empty my bladder before I do it. Do your research. My man loves it! I can’t believe I have been missing out on this all of this time! I think the haters just hate because they don’t know how to do it or never have experienced it. I was once a hater too. Thought it was urine, but once I learned how to do it, I including my man was amazed! And men shouldn’t hate on it because of the mess, I clean my mans mess off of me all the time. Why can’t he clean mine off? haha!
Agreed 100% it is soooo great!
Leelee- joey pizzalota from Baton Rouge?
I don’t squirt my ex said he wished I did, that’s part of the reason he dumped me ha now I’m really confused do real men like it or not? Am I supposed to squirt?, lol
Anyone can you just have understand your body!
my ex boyfriend used to make me squirt he would be kind of rough with rubbing me but i also wonder if it was also some pee…tbh that is what i think it is…yes girls get lubricated when turned on but i dont think they ‘squirt’..and nik is gross! he doesnt think women should experience pleasure he has a rubbed down (ha!) version of porta potty guys mentality..
We sure do squirt and it is great best orgasim ever!
sperm loads are gross but imagine a spray of stink crevice in your face. Sperm doesn’t smell like feet banged ass.
JJ nor does ours if it has you have been with nasty dirty women.
If you all did some research you would know that squirting is not exactly something you can learn. Also, the fluid is NOT urine. It’s is actually released by a gland that is situated between the vagina and urethra. Sometimes this gland can fill the the urethra and release during orgasm and it can release up to a liter of fluid.
female bukkake style
get drenched – take a mouthful
Yes from Baton Rouge.
If you drink enough water it doesn’t smell like anything. If you drink too much coffee it smells like weetbix. Just remember to bear down like you’re giving birth. Also I find it easier to make it happen with my own hand. One more tip.. buy a waterproof mattress protector or a paddling pool
Nik your wife is missing out.
Nik is the biggest loser ever and his response proves what a fudgepacker he really is.
In the last month you’ve said you don’t care for oral sex & now you don’t like squirting. And you want us to “follow” your philosophy about women, life, & sex?
SMH
OMG squirting is soooooo hot! My man loves it when I’m squirting my leggs shake n my eye roll back! He almost drownd when we were doing 69 and I kept squirting large amounts all over his face.lol lol Take note ….relax and while ur man is penetrating focus on farting out of ur pussy. It takes a couple pushes but it should work! Good luck n enjoy:)
Wtf farting from pussy?
Lmao farting from the pussy makes you squirt? Dafuq
My husband does this to me! He stimulates me with his fingers while hitting my g spot with his greg and I GUSH. He plays me like a fiddle and definitely seems to get off on making me wet. I never liked it at first but now that I’ve been going with it, best orgasms ever! Let the man lead, mine is great at sex, sometimes he makes me squirt, sometimes he surprises me with anal but he never makes me self consious. We still have sex all around our house and our love life is exciting, lucky me!
Interesting how people claim that those who do not enjoy squirting must have sucky sex lives. I enjoy spontaneous sex, so really, unless your entire house is covered in plastic covers if you DO squirt all the time during sex you probably have it very rarely, have to stop foreplay to put down mattress protectors/couch covers or whatever else on furniture beforehand or only ever bang in 1 place all the time. So whose sex life sucks now? I too think squirting is sort of disgusting and I’m by no means a prude when it comes to sex.
sanatorium
My wife squirts from time to time and I love making her feel that way!
Yeah that’s what people say when they have never experienced the feeling before or doesn’t know how to do it. Jealousy is a bi-atch! How boring your sex life must be to not want to learn more about sex. I feel sorry for the dudes that try to cum on you.