THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not only do I look up to you as an individual but I don’t understand why you have the best life in the world? For some reason everyone loves you (including myself). Who has 15 birthday parties all over the country and to top it off you have Jesse Jane (hottest girl on the planet) helping you blow out your birthday candles in Oklahoma City!! God loves you! I listen to your every word Nik and try to think like you because I truly believe hot chicks are obsessed with assholes. I’ve come to the conclusion you are the biggest asshole on the planet and that is why every woman worships you.
I’m not an asshole, I just don’t hold back what my eyes tell my mind. I rather share my thoughts to the world instead of being a soft prick who masturbates all day to false fantasy. See you on Saturday Jess and Happy Birthday to me… I deserve it.- nik