Beastly Brandice

March 8, 2013 Saskatoon 73 9,695 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik….I want to warn you about Brandice Malek of Regina and the areas her huge body surrounds. This beast needs to be put in a pig pen, rolling around in her own filth. Her skin is pink like a pig, and her face is as beastly as a boar. She has disturbing cankles and her arms are so fat that there is no distinguishable wrist. She has turkey gobblers for pussy lips, and a super plus tampon would fall right outta her. Plus under that ice berg of a stomach I doubt you can find that pssy. She is a plain out river monster!!!! She is known to have worked the streets when she was younger. She was willing to be raped by family members only if they gave her money. She didn’t know if her first born son Dantai would be born black or Asian since she cheats on her man Liem all the time. Her two younger daughters will now take on this whorish trait because their mom is a dirty BUS (Butt Uglee Skank). Even her name on facebook is Ho Lee Fok, but it should be Ho Lee Ug Lee!!!! She thinks she is gangster and only jumps people in the dark, and talks herself up to be tough. She realistically is a 50 yarder….she doesn’t even look good from 50 yards away! Plus this bitch is so fcking fat that she couldn last an actual round of a fight. I feel bad for her kids who are surrounded by drugs, prostitution, gangs, and weapons. This swizzlebeak (a girl who talks too much about nothing and will sleep with anyone who doesn’t spit on her), makes Biggy look skinny. She makes the people waiting at the methadone clinic look like superstars. Karma has always come back to haunt her because she has never done anything good in her life, except use people and ditch them when she has gotten enough money or whatever she needs at the time. She lives off our welfare system plus works, just so her sad ass can have more money that’s not hers. She has a badussy (her pssy smells like shit, and so does her breath from all her rotten teeth). She keeps claiming to be so innocent but just look at her hideous face and you can tell she is a hippopotabitch…any cock will do, but word has already spread about her and no guy would ever do her. Even her man is cheating on her with a cute Asian girl cuz he has taste. Soon her children will see what a backstabbing, user, frienemy she really is and leave the house before her nasty characteristics rub off on them. She surrounds herself with girls that look way worse than her just to make herself look better…..imagine the baboons she hangs out with. Fckin skanks look like men dressed in drag when you see them a the bar. Now that the book has started on this hoe bag, we will keep updating you on her whereabouts so you can stop and take pictures of her grazing. Watch out Saskatchewan…..and Canada for that matter, Cuz when she she jumps in the air….she gets stuck!!

I wonder what color sharpie she uses.- nik