How Can I Score
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Britney. She works at my local club in Palm Beach, she is the hottest girl in the club and always getting hit on, but problem is if you don’t have cash or your not a Jersey Shore looking scum bag, she won’t hook up with you. How can I score this bar maid Nik?
Some chicks should never smile. You don’t want this girl, she bench presses way too much… her +2′s are being eaten by muscle.- nik
She has the greatest sense of humor and is a top iFBB bikini athlete. Brittany, you’re amazing!
bikini is easy, any girl can do it with a little exercise and diet. it’s nothing to brag about, if she were doing figure, fitness, physique, or body building, I’d be impressed.
and as others have stated, why the fuck would you tattoo feet and the state of florida on your torso? up there with some of the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen, the tattoo artist must have been laughing his ass off when she left.
Bikini is for anyone who isn’t a slob that works out. Big deal. Easiest competition. This girl is a 6 at best. OP can’t score her because he is a zero. Date within your limits which is junk since you have no game, money or looks. Typical bar wallflower who creeps in the waitresses. Too funny.
she also has a tumor on her lower left abdomen.
Is that the state of Florida with a bunch of feet Tated on her? Dam she’s a skanky bitch.
Seriously, I thought this girl had a great body and then I see that STUPID tattoo! What a bad move… why in the world would you spend all that time an effort on your body and then get such an idiotic tattoo.
For all the times Nik has said that tattoos have ruined a girl- he just lets this shit slide?! Good lord….FLORIDA?!
Poster is an idiot. He answered his own question.
She just got and even worse tattoo. Added a terrible looking forearm one. Not sure why a bikinimodel would do that to her body.
Yo bro if you want to score sounds like you need cash and gotta look like A jersey shore dueche. After that she should be al yours. Probly need some terrible tats also.
Looks like 2 different girls.
Are these photos of the same girl?
They are definitely different girls. I don’t care about the tat, the bottom girl is fine.
Love it when I find out that these types of chicks get with jersey shore dorks. Mostly, you can tell they do, by their cheap look and lack of brains. True, hot, sexy and classy women are hard to come by these days. Sad.
I know this girl personally. This whole talk about her getting with jersey shore dudes is hilarious. She wouldn’t give any of them the time of day. Sounds like the poster just has an ugly mug