THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need a rating of Elvira on the Nik Richie Scale. Not sure what color hair you call that, but the overall package is reflecting back to her Smoke Patrol days. DA Strong 100.
Is that really Elvira? I always said she needed to be blonde. If I had to be accurate, I would say she is a solid 7.59927191 in this image.- nik
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Nik, I can’t believe you gave her a 7.5+ you have been blinded by the blonde hair.
A refund gap negates the +2′s, so her real score is a solid 5.59927191.
I understand your rating mr.nik richy
Wrong. Strong recovery Elvira…8.888275
No, this is wrong. No, this is not even close. She’s not breaking the 7′s, let alone sixer’s. She’s ruined her face; her b00bs are square (not to mention the refund gap), plump arms, and no ITG. Where is this 7.5 coming from?
-nrv
She needs to start making girl babies to start making the world a better place. Enough with the “modeling” to afford the plastic-surgeries(addictions).
Extreme photoshop, filter, and lighting. And what is with girls posing as mouth breathers all the time?
It’s supposedly sexy, that why Kim Kardashian does it all the time.
Why isn’t this chick married? Elvira lock it down already. Nik you blew this deal!!!
-3 points for the refund gap
Nik, really? Im a HUGE supporter of yours and can most times predict what you would say about a pic before I even scroll down to see it and Im usually right about 85% of the time if not more. I have always loved our mistress of the dark but she looks like sh*t in this pic and her rack is jacked, you could fit a jumbo jet in that refund gap
Plastic girl but still beautiful!!!
That is NOT Elvira!!!! That is Jamie Lynn Fitness.
I follow her on instagram.. she is beautiful. well. the her with all the plastic surgery is beautiful. before it she was not the same… thats for sure. boobs need to get redone but she is gorgeous
I give her a 9.788899999999 you are all nicks sheep
SAYS THE VIRGIN………GO STICK YOUR GREG IN A GRAPEFRUIT…… UNLESS YOUR A CHICK, THEN THE RATING YOU GAVE HER MEANS YOUR NOT ON THE SCALE AND FUGLY AS HELL
This is not Elvira!!!!
her face belongs in Rue Paul’s drag race…and the sad thing is it’s probably photoshopped to death in this pic.
Yeah Nik. I have to agree with the majority here. The refund gap is making me sick.
Never trust a picture with that kind of lighting….and no background to gauge filters/photoshopping. I’m sure she is hot, but not as hot without more pro help.
This picture is photoshopped to shit.
Her Instagram name is jaimielynnfitness
Direct from her. Pitiful life if U have to promote yourself like this.
How could anyone have mistaken this for elvira…
Fail! Fix those brows!
I think nik might want to rescore this one. She is a piece of ass. And coming from boston the irish capital of the world, we should grade this chick on a curve definitely. She gets an easy 2 points added to her score. That place is a disability.
this guy has a point
I just want her boobies redone. She’s so pretty but the boobies..