Miami’s Sea Donkey

March 1, 2013 Miami 15 10,588 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – I would like to introduce you to Miami’s biggest Sea Donkey — also called Cristina Da Silva. This manly looking beast takes it up the ass on the regular from purple crayon. When he/she/its not being a sloot, this bushpig is in the bathroom snorting booger sugar. Her drug habit is getting out of control — stealing from friends any chance she gets. I caught her going through my closet, trying to steal my clothes to pawn for drug money! Black men of Miami beware – Sea Donkey is after your greg!! So would you, Nik? With a brown paper bag, over its head, in the ass (of course)?

Answer: No., high pants…nuff said.