Miami’s Sea Donkey


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – I would like to introduce you to Miami’s biggest Sea Donkey — also called Cristina Da Silva. This manly looking beast takes it up the ass on the regular from purple crayon. When he/she/its not being a sloot, this bushpig is in the bathroom snorting booger sugar. Her drug habit is getting out of control — stealing from friends any chance she gets. I caught her going through my closet, trying to steal my clothes to pawn for drug money! Black men of Miami beware – Sea Donkey is after your greg!! So would you, Nik? With a brown paper bag, over its head, in the ass (of course)?
Answer: No., high pants…nuff said.












Thats one big ass forehead and receeding hairline, gonna be bald by the time shes 40
this hoe gave me and my bro blow jobs in the parking lot of a club in exchange for free drinks
ur a lying sack of shit!!!
Explains the huge nose and rotting gap teeth
Nick you really should monitor the psychos you allow to post on your site. I know this girl for over 10 years and she DOES NOT deserve to be on the dirty. I have texts from a psycho named Amanda who is responsible for this post. AMANDA get a fucking life… Mike dumped you get over it you dumb skunt…
Fugly!!!!
I have known cristina for over 10 years and is one of my best friends and everything stated here is false. Cristina is a beautiful person inside and out always helping people and giving everything she does her all. She is extremely intelligent, respectful and had the purest heart.
To the person who wrote this: you are a pitiful human being and people like you are just a waste of oxygen. Are you that intimidated by cristina that you had to create all these lies? Here is a suggestion go jump off a bridge and do this world a favor, trust me people like you aren’t missed instead the world will become a better place.
I know sea donkey and “rosie” . both ugly. both purple crayon chasers
It sounds to me like the “people” a.k.a slut bitch, who keeps talking about purple crayon chasing, is really the one obsessed with anal plowing. Ugh, get a life.
sounds like your face is anal plow boooyahhh