THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Carlos has Upgraded his Escorts for 2013. He just Celebrated his 40th in Cancun last month so lets all wish him a Happy 40th… I bet he slept with all the “GOT ASS” girls on this trip! Nik you should hire GOT ASS to do your dirty promo.
They need a name change – “Got Fat Thighs” girls.- nik
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and sleeping with lots of girls is status in Loserville
u like guys nik. No woman is good enough for ya
Ummmm only one even has an ass, the others should be named the ass less chaps!!!
They have short stumpy legs. Ugly girls.
This bitches gots no tits and no ass. These are the gone nothing but a whole to shove it in, and barely a reason to do so…
This is the saddest post I have read today.
They are all gross!!!
purple crayon lovers!! hahaha
The last girl on the right in the 2nd photo is Carlos new “girlfriend” and I swear she must be 12yrs old and he must tell her he’s 25yrs. That shit disgusts me. And he’s running out of bitches cause he’s screwed every single girls who’s ever worked for him so he’s got nobody to do got ass anymore. So now, he’s in Cancun for spring break as we speak with only a 12yrs old and a black girl to represent his company. Babye Got Ass !!!
if that was my daughter id break his neck,,,,,
This is where Wire Transfer started! As a got ass girl!
same with angelina polska…they both took loads from carlos multiple times!
Megan Tucker started here too
the only credentials you need for gotass is to take it from Carlos
how embarassing yuccccckkkkkkkkkk :/ I wouldnt even do this if i got paid .. these girls are sooooo low and hurting
Carlos is a dead beat dad who hits women I can’t believe this loser can still find girls stupid enough to let this old man make money of them
That looks like a dude in the first picture. Middle to b exact. And I agree with above comment. My gay-dar is going off on you nick. Either you’re gay or you don’t want to piss off the misses.
Rules to be a Got Ass Girl
1. Bang Carlos
2. Bang Carlos
3. Bang Carlos
4. Get beaten up by Carlos
5. Pay his phone bills by accepting his collect calls when he is in jail
6. Bang Carlos
7. Get pimped out my Carlos
8. Get beaten up by Carlos
9. Be used by Carlos
10. Get dumped by Carlos
Isn’t Carlos still married to that stripper at diamonds? Florentina ?
yes so she can stay in Canada without being deported
divorced him…hes with the chick in the pic skittles
ahahaha this is to funny but all true
lol
does anyone know that girls name in the second pic on the far right? the one who is supposedly carlos’ new gf?!
First pic, dead center. hahaha
The first photo arent even got ass girls. They’re young girls probably from somewhere in thunder bay or sudbury that got drag in the got ass contest “win” a trip to jamaica.Sad to think that these innocent girls now are taggued as a part of the escorting company that Carlos is doing aside from got ass. What an idiot that guy is. And the name of his new gf is Kayja.
Every single one of these girls is hurting. They’re all disgusting.
I heard that Kayja is 17 and won the Megaspeed contest. The rules stated that you had to be over 19. I think she should forfeit her Megaspeed Crown. Did they even ask her for Id?
Kayja looks 17 but is 20 otherwise they would not of let her win the megaspeed contest. Yes she had to show identification proof after.