Dirty Daytona

April 5, 2013 Orlando, Would You? 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… this is Jamie, this biggest whore in the Daytona area. She has seriously slept with half of the city and now is playing cute girl-next-door wifey to some poor loser. She works at Dollar General and takes slutty pictures with crappy photographers in her free time. She thinks she’s the hottest shit in town and complains about needing to gain weight but I think she’s chubby. Please, tell me you wouldn’t…

Answer: No, I can see past her body tricks and can most definitely see her thighs.