THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Sterling Hamilton, and he’s the most ignorant, arrogant, annoying ass douchebag you’ll ever meet. He constantly talks about himself like he’s the shit and he also talks over and interrupts people’s conversations to talk about himself, since he’s that much of a narcissistic tool. He works at some seafood restaurant called Albertsons. DO NOT EAT THERE, he spits in people’s food! He also steals money from the cash register. The managers probably don’t even know this, they should fire him! Point black, Sterling is a piece of shit, he looks like a piece of shit, and his life itself is a piece of shit. He claims to want a relationship with a girl, yet he says he wants guys to s**k him off. He’s a major fruitloop! He’s fat as fu*k and looks like the pillsbury doughboy.
Really brings out his feminine side with all the self applied stitching.- nik