Juan Is Not Fooling Anyone At ASU

January 4, 2014 ASU, Dirty Greeks, Scottsdale, The Dirty 26

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this twink’s name is Juan, just another tacky, Mexican gay hot mess from a ghetto border town. He’s gay but he always makes out with girls and brags about all the man faced “hot bitches” he hangs out with. His best friends include slutty sorority girls and a “beauty queen” who I heard LOVES giving head on driveways at parties. Also, he likes to pretend he’s Gossip Girl referring to his little slut posse by their first initials and creating drama for retweets on Twitter. I guess being an in and out of the closet bottom is the “new thing” at ASU.

Some guys act Gay to get free action from chicks. It’s the new Spanish Fly… (legal rape if you ask me).- nik