Master Manipulator

February 6, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 72

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Mr. Austin Downs or Austin Deezy as most of you may know him as from Facebook- roaming the Scottsdale, Tempe, Ahwatukee area gyms and bar I’ve seen some my fair share of self absorbed G.T.L. douchebags, but this guy really takes the cake and then some! Between craigslist, Sugarbabies, POF and Tinder this guy really likes to get around. With his plagiarized philosophy on life and his fake life coaching skills he will trick you into believing he is someone creditable and trustworthy. Cocky, arrogant and self absorbed, this walking steroid balloon will only use you for his self needs and or use you as a pawn in his game of lies. Not only has he been ostracized from family and friends, this clown thinks he is Gods gift to the world. Ladies, you want to date him? Good luck with him being faithful! He will have someone over before you can even get your heels on to walk out the door and then lie to you to cover up his bad behavior. If you don’t believe me, try to get your hands on his phone… If you can bypass his CIA/FBI infused pass code you’ll notice a plethora of naked photos of hundreds of girls as well as conversations dating back years with everyone he knows as blackmail. Yea, that’s right! This douchebag saves all your messages for future blackmail if he doesn’t get his way. If you want to go out to find this weasel just find any mirror large enough for his inflated head and hideous deep V- shirted necks. Don’t like babies, perfect… neither does he, he will make sure if you’re pregnant with his kid it’ll be short lived. Ladies, STAY AWAY… far away and men he wants to friend as well…

Chicken legs.- nik