Biggest Loser @ ASU

July 21, 2014 ASU, Tempe 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, just like to drop this out there. The wannabe loser on the right is Mike. He tries way too fcking hard to fit in that it turns everybody away. He’s about the fakest asshole on campus and he’s so deep into steroids now that he looks like a gorilla. He thinks Greek life is all about being the biggest asshole-so he goes around trash talking all the frats. Rumor has it, he’s been giving out DRDs to girls that won’t “sleep” with him unless they’ve passed out. Someone needs to put this douchebag in his place.