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Here Is A Real Piece Of Work

January 14, 2012 Appalachian State, Atlanta, The Dirty 19 8,288 Views

Here is a real piece of work

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexandra Dahm, whose text messages caused the Atlanta police SWAT team to descend on a quiet Buckhead neighborhood before daybreak Thursday, appeared at a hearing at the Fulton County Jail late Friday morning. She is a student at Appalachian State University in North Carolina and a graduate of Centennial High School in Roswell. She stayed at the Fulton County Jail overnight before she was granted bond for $5,000 dollars for cocaine possession, $2,000 for tampering with evidence and $2,000 for reporting a false crime.

So who did she sleep with? I don’t get it?- nik

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Slooty As They Come

October 3, 2011 Appalachian State, Dirty Business, Portland 5 5,754 Views

Slutty as they cum

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Molly Busk. She is all business, no pleasure when it comes to getting it in anywhere and everywhere she can. This girl will literally walk up to any guy or girl at a party and ask to fck. She thinks it makes her cool when actually everyone thinks shes a joke and a fake bitch. Shout out to Molly: quit fcking anything that walks and get yourself a dildo, that way you wont dirty up anyone else..

I’m sure she has a bunch which she makes guys use on her. That’s what happens when you sleep around.- nik

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The Want To Be PornStar

September 9, 2011 Appalachian State, The Dirty, Would You? 13 9,274 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this B*TCH Amber thinks she is hot sh*t and can get with any guy she wants. She is obsessed with Abercrombie and Fitch and even has the moose tattooed on her hip. What an idiot right? Nik I have to know Would you Nik?

Answer: No, the moose totally ruined the inner thigh gap and she needs +2′s to hide her face.

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Slimy Guy Cant Get Sex For Free

July 25, 2011 Appalachian State, Raleigh-Durham 10 8,402 Views

Slimy Guy Cant Get Sex For FREE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jake Wujastyk spent part of his summer fcking nasty ass prostitutes in Amsterdam. The best part about his trip was he bought sex and got drd’s free! This nasty slime ball will not only infect you with numerous different diseases, but he will lie and say that he has gotten “checked” when really, he obviously doesn’t care at all about [] if he went and fcked a PROSTITUTE!!! So ladies, before you believe that this guy is “clean” just remember, that he cheated on his girlfriend with a PROSTITUTE, someone he had to PAY for SEX. Stay away, Stay far far away!!

Jake I’d submit whatever one of your ‘friends’ outed you to your girlfriend, he definitely was trying to stick it in.- nik

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