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Joe Blow

June 11, 2013 Appalachian State, Reno 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: See this old man? This is Joe Beauchamp, a 51 year old washed up ex stripper. Joe was once a motivated bodybuilder trying to get pssy, in fact he is so pathetic he later became a male stripper and a hairstylist just to get laid. He has screwed half of Reno and has at least 9 children that he fathered just because he is too lazy and stupid to wear a rubber. None of the kids has ever been supported by this loser. he spends his days now chasing a dollar, smoking meth, gambling his life away in the local sleeze bag casinos, picking up on drug addict girls half his age. He thinks everyone is his friend when all they do is laugh and talk shit behind his back. He has a seriously obsessive foot fetish and can’t get his stank dick hard without some strange porn/ meth action. he just had another kid this last year with his on again off again girlfriend Jamie. He treats her like shit just so he can do drugs and go gamble and then blame everything on her. So Reno be warned this guy is an idiot,lying, douchebag,a dead beat broke dick, wanna be hustler, that still lives off of his 72year old gold digging mother and her 90 year old husband.

Those billboards aren’t of him, he has tribals.- nik

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Here Is A Real Piece Of Work

January 14, 2012 Appalachian State, Atlanta, The Dirty 22

Here is a real piece of work

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexandra Dahm, whose text messages caused the Atlanta police SWAT team to descend on a quiet Buckhead neighborhood before daybreak Thursday, appeared at a hearing at the Fulton County Jail late Friday morning. She is a student at Appalachian State University in North Carolina and a graduate of Centennial High School in Roswell. She stayed at the Fulton County Jail overnight before she was granted bond for $5,000 dollars for cocaine possession, $2,000 for tampering with evidence and $2,000 for reporting a false crime.

So who did she sleep with? I don’t get it?- nik

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Slooty As They Come

October 3, 2011 Appalachian State, Dirty Business, Portland 6

Slutty as they cum

Slutty as they cum

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Molly Busk. She is all business, no pleasure when it comes to getting it in anywhere and everywhere she can. This girl will literally walk up to any guy or girl at a party and ask to fck. She thinks it makes her cool when actually everyone thinks shes a joke and a fake bitch. Shout out to Molly: quit fcking anything that walks and get yourself a dildo, that way you wont dirty up anyone else..

I’m sure she has a bunch which she makes guys use on her.  That’s what happens when you sleep around.- nik

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The Want To Be PornStar

September 9, 2011 Appalachian State, The Dirty, Would You? 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this B*TCH Amber thinks she is hot sh*t and can get with any guy she wants. She is obsessed with Abercrombie and Fitch and even has the moose tattooed on her hip. What an idiot right?   Nik I have to know Would you Nik?

Answer: No, the moose totally ruined the inner thigh gap and she needs +2′s to hide her face.

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Slimy Guy Cant Get Sex For Free

July 25, 2011 Appalachian State, Raleigh-Durham 10

Slimy Guy Cant Get Sex For FREE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jake Wujastyk spent part of his summer fcking nasty ass prostitutes in Amsterdam. The best part about his trip was he bought sex and got drd’s free! This nasty slime ball will not only infect you with numerous different diseases, but he will lie and say that he has gotten “checked” when really, he obviously doesn’t care at all about [] if he went and fcked a PROSTITUTE!!! So ladies, before you believe that this guy is “clean” just remember, that he cheated on his girlfriend with a PROSTITUTE, someone he had to PAY for SEX. Stay away, Stay far far away!!

Jake I’d submit whatever one of your ‘friends’ outed you to your girlfriend, he definitely was trying to stick it in.- nik

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Bre Alexander

March 15, 2011 Appalachian State, Seattle 10

Bre Alexander

Bre Alexander

THE DIRTY ARMY: What a babe….am I right?  I mean any girl that pours white sh*t on their face is pretty hot!

Look how comfortable she is, you can tell its not the first time something like that has happened to her.- nik

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The New Hit Song- “Duck Face”

July 5, 2010 Appalachian State, Dirty TV, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would really like it if you put this Duck Face song up for the Dirty Army.

I am getting rid of my 50 Tyson ring tone and changing it to Duck Face.  I decided.- nik

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Major Creeper

May 18, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte 3

Major Creeper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This is Daniel G**cia, or “D” as he has everyone call him. This guy is a major douche, get this: He is a 27 year old man, who has been pretending to be a student at Appalachian for a year now (he finally got caught a couple months back and is in jail). The d*ck has only been dating the freshman girls, with the exception of a cr*ckwh*re mother of 3 children. Cool guy right?

He was probably stalking someone behind those trees.- nik

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