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Ken Todaka Is A Cheater

December 18, 2014 Arizona / UofA 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ken Todaka. He was an exchange student at the University of Arizona last year. While he was in Tucson, he would cheat on his girlfriend every chance he got. Whether it was consensual or not. He was accused of sexual assault on several occasions, but no charges were ever filed against him. He’s back in Tokyo now, but be warned. He’s dishonest and perverted, stay clear ladies.

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U of A Sority Girls Want To Have Fun

October 3, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 201

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. Kappa Alpha Theta – Beta Delta chapter at the University of Arizona want to have fun. Would you?

Is this fat camp?- nik


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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 25, 2014 Arizona / UofA, ASU, Houston, Phoenix, San Antonio, Scottsdale, Tempe, The Dirty 6


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

Click here to get your TICKETS for tonight’s show at Ak-Chin Pavilion in Phoenix!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 27th show at The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion presented by Huntsman in Houston!!

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Lauren Simon Realtor / Escort

September 18, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson, Westside-AZ 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik Let me introduce you to Lauren Simon from Tucson, a part time realtor, full time whore. If you looking to buy an “apartment” here in town she can show you a couple, if that doesn’t work you get your Greg wet for a small donation. In person she isn’t hot at all but if you are bored enough she is a good plan B. So I have to ask now, would you?

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Dear Photoshop hags of Tucson

September 8, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 45

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I would like to say a few things. For one, photoshop is not always a bad thing. It can be a girls best friend, or in this case a hags best friend. See this “lady” I am submitting from Tucson AZ, she’s about almost 50 years old. I know, she looks older but it’s not her fault she used to be a tweaker and smoke cr @ ck so much till she picked out the invisible bugs outta her skin. As I was saying about Photoshop, sometimes ladies need it. Sometimes we have to be able to not throw up when we see a real pic of someones mug. Martha Perez is a great example here, for she always uses filters on her pictures to hide her nasty ass skin and clown eyebrows. She needs to be on blast because she thinks she is the SHIT. Help me give her a wakeup call! She is ghetto trash and GRAMMA! Stop actin like a 29 year old! By the way, Martha is so delusional that she really truly thinks she’s so pretty. How many selfies do you need to take, Martha before someone else tells you this? GIRL! YOU HAVE BEEN RODE HARD IN LIFE, and NO ONE ENJOYS seeing your mug! We all laugh and say poor hag, but we will never say your face is a joke. We respect our elders too much for that. lmao. Get off your camera phone please. I’m sure there are a lot of us including Nik that will agree, after seeing a “real” pic

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Tucson Stripper

September 2, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 99

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, sara regina is a nasty stripper from tucson who looks hella old and washed up. shes a slut whos had plenty of drds to go around im putting her on blast cuz she annoys the fuck outta me. hoe your a stripper play your position haha dont try and act like youre at any level other than the fucking dirt you aint shit really stop. shes a mom but you wouldnt know it im also certain she smokes pot around her kids HOW COOL i cant stand the bitch super conceited just cause nasty dudes from tucson are giving you dollars to dance on their dicks? yet you drive a shitty car and wear the shittiest clothes. no tits no ass having slut hi 5 head

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August 18, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Manhattan, New York, Tucson 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Courtney Strickland. I met her at the University of Arizona in Tucson AZ. She’s now in New York City. She has a major case of “yellow fever”. She threw herself at me almost immediately because I was Japanese. I heard rumors she was had fcked nearly every other Asian exchange student while we were supposedly “dating”. She even slept with my best friend, at a party we went together. When I went back to Japan, she immediately hooked up with some other asian guy. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s cheating on that guy too. So if you’re asian, and want an easy fuck, look her up.

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Breanna Alyse

July 21, 2014 Arizona / UofA, Tucson 64

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just another crazy tweaker chick. Basic run down from october to now. Her bf left her because of her drug problem in october. She was acting violent and wouldn’t contribute to the household. After he left she called his work multiple times looking for him and creating lies to get him fired. She then stalked him to wear he was moving to after he got off work at midnight. After she found out he was with one of his friends she went home and got every single thing he owned that was left in the house and ripped it up, poured bleach and oil all over it and threw it on his friends car. 2 days later she was obviously high out of her mind and showed up at his new residence, banging on the door in the middle of the night demanding to see him. They decided to call the cops instead. After not being allowed to see him she decided it would be a good idea to run her car into his friends. Yes crash her car into his friends. Did I forget to mention she had a BABY IN THE BACKSEAT. Cops later filed a report, she was charged with criminal damage and restraining orders were set in place. Shortly after, Breanna totaled her car and faked a pregnancy to try and get attention… After getting evicted from her apartment, Breanna convinced her now, Ex-boyfriend\’s mom to let her move in. That didnt last very long, she was discovered doing drugs around the kids in the house and was kicked out. But by that time she had a new man on the hook. Daniel took care of her by getting an apartment with her and driving her all over the place and helping her with whatever she wants. At this time it is March and Bre still doesn’t have a job. After Daniel calls bre out on her drug problem and laziness Breanna freaks out again. Fortunately her rich aunty has bought her a new car and bre decides she doesn’t need daniel anymore, he is cool with it and moves out but leaves her with a check for the nexts months rent. She cashed it for drugs and a tattoo and tries to blame daniel for the missing money and apparently a midding bong…. so here we are in july and she is now homeless and jobless and lookijg for someone to take care of her. Watch out men, its saif that she might not be in tucson anymore but san diego or phoenix. ….

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