Drunken Joke


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Christo, the town joke. He tells everyone it’s his birth name to sound more italian, but his real name is Christopher. I hope this gets posted before he has drank himself to death. He is proud to be gutter trash. His lifelong dream of being a bartender is in full effect, because he has no other skills. He tried to sweet talk me into sleeping with him before I was even legal, but I knew better. Now he sticks to sleeping with his friends girlfriends, and his boss’s wife. His favorite shirt says drugs are wack, and he wears it while doing them. He used to let me drink for free but now I don’t even go in because he creeps on me. He defines the word drunk. Would you?….pull him out of a fire? I hope your answer is “No”
The truth won’t help, he already knows he’s a bum.- nik































