THE DIRTY ARMY: This one’s for you bro! My buddy told me about Caelah Joelle Parsons D.O.B. 11/4/82. Caelah has lived in Chico Ca. most of her life. She has 3 kids form 2 dads & she has HSV 1&2. Caelah has a large tattoo of black circles that represent “Scoirpio”. She was working at a Pizza place in the Chico mall last I saw her. My buddy had been in love with her since 7th Grade (almost 20 years). He knew about her super robo Slut past she convinced him that she had changed. To make a long story short, it all started out when my buddy had “hung out” with her a few times when she was house-sitting at a friend’s apartment. Then my Buddy helped her move into a new apartment on the second floor with her mom little brother & her 2 kids. She started making moves on my buddy & even convinced him to have unprotected sex with her even though she has drd She also told him to cum inside her, that she always loved him, wanted to get married & have kids with him. The whole time my super nice buddy was treating this girl that he knew was a total slut like a princess It turns out she was fcking a guy named Chase Chachi Moreau at the same time. She uses guys for financial gain. The last guy she was with promised to pay for an apartment for her and her kids. When he didn’t Caelah dumped him & moved in with Chase. Chase was traded for my buddy who is pretty wealthy. Last I heard she was still with Chase. However she was spotted on Tinder on 8-11-14 looking for more big dicks to infect.