THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, use to work with girl, I think she is a stripper in RI, anyways everyone thinks shes gorgeous and she acts so snobby, I dont see it, do you?

If she was any kinda decent someone woulda bought her +2′s by now.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I never understood what people see in Angelina Jolie.  I noticed she’s got a pretty weird body.  Her arms are too long and her upper torso seems too small.  Not to mention her veiny arms and forehead.  Looking for photos on the net now to illustrate this point I realised there aren’t any bikini shots so she seems to know it too.  Just wanted to know what someone like you, who has an eye for this things, thought of her?

Angelina’s face has always been her money maker. She is hype glorified.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see her around all the time at college parties. She’s so beautiful in person and her personality is great, I don’t think I’ve heard one bad thing out her I know I would but would you??

Not getting enough gregs are we…why would you ever post yourself with that double lip line.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is a straight up STUD just look at the hot chick on his arm.

I hate to break it too you but that is a man.  Look how huge all her features are.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is New Warriors draft Pick Stephen Curry you know the guy who played at that school in North Carolina, Davidson and was the best scorer in College last year, well looks like he should have gone to DUKE or NC STATE, NORTH CAROLINA, WAKE FOREST or any other school in the Carolinas, because the talent and DAVIDSON sucks! Hopefully this kid well find some better talent in on the road in the NBA or at home now in Oakland.

I actually like this kids swagger on the court.  It is not his fault his fans are ugly.  Blue Cups = Beat Ass Chicks… everyone knows that.- nik