Adultery in the Army

July 21, 2014 Hawaii 0 9,067 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik these idiots thought they were slick, lol. Simple mindedness is just sad. Scofield barracks, Hawaii is where all this took place. He cheated on his wife while his step daughter was having surgery and checking for cancer. Luckily it wasn’t, he cheated on his wife while she was in the hospital. Needless to say he’s an idiot and has no morals. His name Fernando giacoman, her name Janet Mililany



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Jelli Okamura: Wailuku, Hawaii

May 29, 2014 Hawaii, Las Vegas, Maui 17 9,708 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jelli Okamura, or “Jelli Belly,” is the worst Hawaiian fatass of Maui. “She” went to Bob Miller Middle School in Henderson/Las Vegas, Nevada. Then, Baldwin High School in Wailuku, Hawaii on Maui. Sadly, this retarded Oriental has failed to grow up and continues to belittle people way above “her.” Really, why would a person like this think theyre superior to others when they can’t even take a single step without huffing and puffing? As far as gender, guy or girl? No one knows for sure! Those are some very masculine facial features, in my opinion. I can’t remember ever meeting someone so trashy, and her noodle smell makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t know how she lives with herself and sleeps at night. Furthermore, I’m not sure how she can manage to look in the mirror without crying hysterically because it looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Hideous doesn’t even begin to describe her appearance since this bitch can’t survive without eating every second. If all of that wasn’t enough, she’s dumb beyond belief! You know that show, “A Thousand Ways to Die” that’s full of Darwin Award winners with no common sense? I strongly believe she’s stupid enough to make it on that show eventually due to her having no self-control with food at all. Fortunately, she would be doing society a huge favor in that case since she’s never contributed anything positive whatsoever. Would you bang this pathetic excuse for a human being, Nik?



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Katheryn Weathers

March 10, 2014 Hawaii, Honolulu 1 5,634 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Kat. She will act like your best friend and then fck your man. Kind of like what she did to her best friend, Maxine Phillips, who doesn’t even know that her best friend has been sleeping with her husband Sean. She will do whatever she has to do to make herself look good, even lie about her husband beating her-which he doesn’t. He’s a great guy who only made the mistake of trying to make a ho a housewife. She’s a teacher at Thornydale Elementary, so ladies, better watch all the dads-she will destroy them all. She’s the dirtiest slut, keep your men away!



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Is This A Man

December 4, 2013 Hawaii, The Dirty, Vancouver 104 95,985 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is so hilar all these guys are posting on this girls pictures commenting on how sexy and hot she (or he) is. Now tell me isn’t this a man.

Those are DUDE elbows for sure.- nik



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US Women’s Soccer Team Players Alex Morgan And Sydney Leroux

October 9, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Hawaii, Honolulu, Maui 17 14,034 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alex Morgan (-2′s) and Sydney Leroux (+2′s) of the US Women’s National Soccer Team were recently walking on the beaches of Hawaii as fellow Soccer player Abby Wambach and her fiancee, Sarah Huffman were getting married there.  Nik, how many beers and shots would it take you to consider letting these girls handle the balls in your life?

I can’t talk about my true feelings here. I’m invited to a wedding Alex Morgan is in. So I have to be nice.



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MySpace Tom Is Not Dead

September 23, 2013 Hawaii, Maui, The Dirty 21 89,390 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you even remember who this guy is? Tom from a website called MySpace. Just wanted to let the world know he spends his days roaming around Hawaii taking gay pictures for Instagram (owned by Facebook).

So Tom became a professional photographer like everyone else on Instagram. Typical.- nik



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Birds Of A Feather

August 5, 2013 Hawaii, Miami, The Dirty 45 88,069 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! You have GOT to post about Jamie Saffran, bff of Chelsea “The Doorknob” Steinberg, who was also featured on here:[ Also See ] Not only is Jamie one of the TOP bottle rats in Miami (sucking d*ck at LIV EVERY night of the week), but she shares the SAME NAME with her father, who is currently in prison for murdering his best friend, CHOPPING HIS BODY UP INTO LITTLE PIECES, and using the victim’s credit card to pay for her FAU tuition. It made national news:[ read here ] Chelsea “The Doorknob” and “The Killer’s Daughter” were once friends with Montana Tucker, (featured in the past), but only because she’s a singer/ dancer/ actress/ model/ wannabe/ nobody who got them into clubs for free: [ Also See ] Jamie even f*cked around with the equally pathetic Sam Bernstein aka “KingBeatz” Also pictured with Jamie is wannabe (and previous featured male bottle rat), Mike Troy: [ Also See ] You know what they say, birds of a feather…

I’m very impressed by your Wikipedia link referencing skills.- nik



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I Need SERIOUS Advice From You Nik

June 26, 2013 Hawaii, Hollywood, Honolulu, The Dirty 40 85,864 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, trying to submit this again. Btw Dirty Army I REALLY want to know your thoughts in the comments section. So Nik you are always real with your words and I need them more than ever. A close gf of mine recently went through a divorce. Married for 17 years. 4 kids. 11 years ago her ex husband got pissed at her for having phone conversations with her acting scene partner. (Even though he is in Hollywood and a douche bag first AD). He gets pissed so she says well there goes my dream (mind you nothing happened between them) But he says it was an emotional affair….ummmmmm it’s her acting partner relax. SO TWO YEARS LATER he says it was his “revenge” (you don’t take revenge two years later you do it immediately) he meets this man looking chick on set and while his wife and two kids are at home he flies her to Hawaii to have a 6 week long relationship with her. She finds out cause he “accidentally” left pictures of them in Hawaii and his then wife found out. So she took one of the pictures of them both, framed it, and left it on the night stand for when he got home with a big bow on it. EPIC. Sadly she stayed with him cause she found out she was pregnant with thier 3rd kid. Anyway after her 4th kid things really went down hill. He was an asshole, never around, she always questioned his phone calls, trips etc. Now they are divorced. Who does he call? The B*TCH HE TOOK TO HAWAII!!!! Nik seriously who does that. He says he randomly hit her up. I call bullsh*t. Sounds very odd when he “randomly” hits her up and she is so quick to say I love you to him? Come on. He is spending money left and right and she is the final word. Buys a new mercedes and a new Porsche and she is the one dictating it. If she was brought back and there was nothing before that he wouldn’t let her in this deep. We don’t buy that they ever stopped contact or seeing each other. Now he is taking a trip with his kids and this home-wrecker to the SAME place in Hawaii for a vacation while their mother is about to be on the streets and is barely scraping by. What do you think Nik? Did he ever get rid of her? Does he even deserve his kids? (btw she looks like a man.) The wife he left is a friggin beauty and an excellent mom. Real Talk. She needs some expert advice.

Why is the ex-wife still hung up on this loser. This is all her fault to begin with. She couldn’t let go which made him dig the hole even deeper. The man wants a person around that actually likes him and it’s obviously not the mother of his children. MOVE ON. Find the next idiot to beat down.- nik



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