Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Poser Hippie

April 22, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 73 7,834 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is “Anastassia Happynomad” or Stass as most people know her. Originally from Worth but now hoping state from state in her stupid hippie mobile or even better hitch hiking! This girls a joke, she’s a x stripper/heroin user but suddenly is a free loving tree humper.She trys to come across as sincere and nice but really she’s a crazy psychopathic bitch. She starts shit with everyone and accuses every girl of screwing her man but truth is he just cheats on her constantly.This chick needs to get her head out of her ass.She thinks she’s sooo fricking awesome that she attempts to have a blog,website,web cam show and wants a assistant….NO ONE CARES! your just a lazy dirty hippie that doesn’t want to work in the real world and no one gives two shits that you ride around all day in a van please shutup and take a bath.Also this chick has drd so steer clear!



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New Boobs

April 9, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 6 5,643 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Krisitna C… Dumb slut from the suburbs. Lives in her grandmas basement and sucks dick for money. I saw these pictures on Facebook and I was wondering if she finally got her boobs done after sucking dick since she was 17?

Most definitely, I see some irregular shapes.- nik



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Frathouse Warning

March 29, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 5 9,249 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Bri Ryan. She goes to Northern Illinois University and has done more damage to this town than section 8 housing. I should mention right away that she has drd and sleeps with as many guys as she can. She never tells them about the herpes until after they have sex and it’s too late. She blames an ex boyfriend for the lovely drd, which is a lie. Because she fucked so many guys she doesn’t know who gave it to her-true story. She will steal any guy from any girl with no remorse and is a selfish bitch. BEWARE of the drd! She is currently cheating on her boyfriend because she has no self control.



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Granite City Slimeball

March 22, 2013 Illinois, St. Louis 57 8,659 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Introducing Charles Knapp Granite City Illinois #1 Lowlife!!! Watch out for this guy Ladies and Gentelman!!! Not only is he a deadbeat dad who uses his own son as girlbate the one day a week he sees him, he also uses his brief time in the marines to pretend to be a war hero but leaves out the fact he was discharged for being SWEET!!! His game is so easy to see unless your one of his MANY facebook victims who don’t really know him. He will tell anybody whatever it takes to get him/her in bed. He promises the world but only delivers a bad case of drd. Stay away from this guy unless you want to grow a fingernail on your private parts .



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Frank Buckley

March 18, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 16 5,501 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Tinley Park scumbag is Frank Buckley. Frank’s hobbies include compulsive lying, selling fake Bears tickets, scamming anyone he meets with fake investment opportunities, and writing bad checks. He also has a nasty drug habit and will do anything to feed his addiction. This lowlife junkie likes to brag that he created revolutionary software and that he’s a self made millionare but his lifestyle would point to the contrary. He lives (and hides out) in his mom’s basement, and snorts shit up his nose all day. Frank never leaves his lair in fear that he will either get jumped or arrested. Nik, this sociopath will even steal money from his closest friends and family! Frank claims to have a job at a reputable software firm but turns out, they never heard of him. Frank Buckley needs to be in jail but until then, please give this guy some Dirty justice!!

There’s something fishy about his jawline, the blurriness makes me think he photoshopped.- nik



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A Tale Of A Sloot

March 15, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 18 7,835 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Once upon a time there was a girl named Ana Moscorro aka Ana Alicia, originally from Woodridge but now resides in Lockport. Ana has extremely low self esteem,so low that even dirt looks down upon her. To try and boost her insecure self she got a job at the classy Tilted Kilt where in hopes she would find the perfect target suitable for a money hungry whore such as herself.I guess the clientele love scrawny basic boring females. As time went on prancing around in a bra wasn’t satisfying enough for a sluts thirst for attention so she soon got another job at Skybox!( strip club for the unaware) where she finally felt at home and could truly live up to 100% of her hoe abilities.Not only is she money/penis hungry female in her place of work, She brings it on home! She has a million relationships aka f*cks that last weeks at most. Recently she met a guy that she barley knows, dated him then moved in with him after 1 week. During that time I guess her loose j needed more filling so she decided to screw his roomie…really? Can we say close your clam. This girl has Slut in her DNA, She will hit on your bf, throw herself at your husband..nothing is off limits so watch out you’ve been warned! Also just adding that her ugly cheap trashy looking tattoos suck but I’m not surprised since all white trash scummy skanks have that in common. The End.ance

No I will not comment on the poster of bud, I’m more concerned about her gogo’esque lacing.- nik



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