THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, explain to me why an 18 year old Jenna Matze’s cl*t is all over Facebook? That is disgusting! Definitely blocking this child. Her parents must be proud.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey little girl, showing your whole body to the world and sleeping with a new guy every night isn’t cute. Every time I see you out I want to gag even looking at your disgusting ‘GOGO’ outfits. Maybe if you weren’t such a trashy slut your sexy successful boyfriend would have stayed with you. Thank god he left when he did because no wants to see you bringing him down. Without make up and your fake hair you’re just another ugly skank dressed in nothing. Oh and your tattoos look like you got them done out of the back of a van. SLOOOOOT
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Bryan Lando again. He’s pretty famous on your site. I can go on and on how he’s a drug addict whom belongs back in jail, he’s a man whore, has DRD BUT Im not. All I gotta ask is does his current girl friend Stephanie Vitale feel special because they took a picture like this? Seems like Bryan has been taking pictures like this before he even knew this Stefania girl existed. Sweetie you’re not special. Put this loser on blast Nik.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, your website usually has the worst of the worst when it comes to ugly women. However, when I go back to the real world here in Chicago, I’m faced with girls like THIS. Why…why? WHY?!?! Why do girls think it’s okay to leave the house like this? Potbellys, back rolls, saggy t*ts, these girls have it all. Even a camel toe making an appearance out this past V-day weekend?! Number #2′s dress looks like it belongs to her skinnier little sister…Actually none of these girls fit in their outfits. And the chunkiest one of all is baring her belly?! The closest thing we have to “hot” is girl #1 on the far left, who has tree trunks for legs…is this what I have to deal with in Chicago? Please Nik, tell me what city a guy has to move to to find a decent looking chick. Preferably one that hasnt been seen naked all over the internet already, either.
THE DIRTY ARMY: The dirty photoshop gremlin Stefany Sotelo is at it again! Did she really think she was fooling ANYone with this sad attempt at a photoshop job? Look at the random blue streak next to her right thigh, did the background come alive and become 3-D? LOL… clearly an attempt to cover up her fat, which is lumping over her too small bikini. And more weird marks/spots on her love handles and thigh? A little too much blur tool, trying to hide her cellulite. And the blue spots, trying to pass off her back fat as part of the “background”..how can she not be embarassed with how back this looks? I’d go into hiding and never come out. And to top it off…why is her face 50 shades darker than her elbows? Fake bake nastiness at its best. Why are we stuck with girls like this in Chicago?! Seriously, I wanna barf.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we go again. Audrey Bolek has officially used all the filters out there. Even the one where you can hide your ridiculous butt chin. What is wrong with this girl, she edits these pictures as if we dont see how hideous she looks in real life. Not only is she becoming the number one coke addict in Chicago but now that Bryan Nolan dropped her she’s hooking up with girl’s boyfriends and is on just about everyone’s hit list. She should really consider quitting SpyBar and staying on the South side because no one in the city likes this smelly whore. Stay away Audrey you look like a clown in every single one of your pictures. You scare everyone away at Spybar theyre loosing business. Nik, would you hit it?
THE DIRTY ARMY: I met this bitch at a club downtown. Her facebook name is Lilli Lustina. I thought she was a gogo dancer cuz she was up on the dancer box but turns out she just showed up to the club and took off her clothes and started dancing cuz she was soo wacked up on X. She tried talking to me cuz she heard I had money and was all over my D. When I turned her down she got in my face about how stupid I was and that she was a ‘BOSS’. just actin a fool. Reality check whore. Your clearly a pill-poppin cheap-ass hooker. She claims she ‘models’, your a BUTTERFACE! Your face is hideous and fat and you know it cuz you only come out at nighttime with skanky clothes so people don’t look at your cake-ass face. You cake on so much makeup, i can’t imagine how nasty you look when you wake up. SICK!!!! Is this what Chicago really finds sexy? TRAMPS?! ohhhh man Nik, this is pathetic. Please tell this girl to cover up and shut up. She on some crazy shit
She needs to double up on bras again to hide her refund.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know she’s been posted a lot on your site, but I couldn’t help myself. What is wrong with Audrey Bolek’s arms. Not only does she have the hands of a 85 year old woman, but her arms are extremely long and look so awkward for her little body. So do her fake boobs that she got done twice in one year but I wont go that far. And OMG don’t even get me started on the red hair. I remember it was cool to change your color like this at the age of 16-18, but not in your early 20′s. She was probably born premature since there’s so much wrong with this girl. Nik, would you and why?
They make red extensions these days…- nik