THE DIRTY ARMY: Taylor Sams Parmiter AKA “Ryan Thompson” has been going around Uptown Charlotte and all around pretending to be this hot shot, soccer coach for Chelsea. Supposedly he is from Essex England when in reality he is from Indiana (beware of his really good English accent). Anywhere you go Uptown and mention him people instantly recognize his name because he is working hard to make a “name” for himself as he has mention several times. Well I think it is time to put him to shame. He has multiple charges like theft, receiving stolen property, credit card fraud, Resisting Law Enforcement, Loss Of Good Time Good Time Taken By Hearing Officer, failure to pay a cab fare and so on all of this in different states like Cincinnati, Indiana and of course Mecklenburg County. He also has multiple restraining order against him because once you get tired of how sketchy his story is and call him out on it he goes on this rant and start threatening his victims. He has a couple warrants for his arrest and of course he is on parole. He currently lives in Statesville but basically he goes around Uptown trying to find a place to spend the night and some other girl to lie to about who he is until he can steal money, personal items or simply have a place to stay. He usually hangs around The Ashton, Sip in Uptown and The NC Music Factory looking for his new victim. Even his dad has recognized that he is a con artist and has or wants nothing to do with him. So now you know beware of his “accent” and his “soccer” career it is all lies.

Dude barely look outta high school, who’d fall for those lies…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well…I posted about one. Guess I should do the other. This, Nik, is Lauren Richard. This FAT WHORE thinks she’s some kind of Hott shit. She’s all about the black d*ck and gets all emo over the littles things. She cakes her makeup on and wears these weird outfits to cover her fat. She galavants around with her titties out thinking its cute. She’s ALWAYS DRINKING!! You can find this bitch in a bar or in a club almost every night. She’s ALWAYS dtf if its offered. Paybacks a bitch, ladies.

Everything should be done in moderation.  If she followed that rule she may not be combating a beer belly.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche bag is David Honeycutt. He’s pretty well know in the Baton Rouge/ Livingston parish area (everyone knows to stay away from him). His only claim to fame is the fact that he NEVER wears shoes and hasn’t missed a prom since he graduated, 5 YEARS AGO. This guy is known to boast that he’s slept with over 40 girls but in reality has only gotten with two. He’s 22 and still hangs around high schools trying to pick up 15 year old girls and then bashes on them when they turn him down. What’s worse is that he always has his dog tags on and feeds anyone who will listen a sob story even though he got kicked out of the army 3 years ago and never made it through basic training.

He should start a limo service.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: One word: DISGUSTING. One of Lafayette Louisiana’s biggest whores, this chick’s name is Molly Redfern, a “nursing” student at the University of Lafayette. I’ve seen this big forehead bitch falling over and throwing up in clubs. Some nurse… Can we say drinking problem? She’s already been charged for a Minor in Possession once, and searched by police on marijuana suspicions. Two shots of cheap gas station liquor and you will have this fat bellied pig in your bed and ready to give out all those college drds she’s acquired. Close your legs! Her facebook selfies will make you want to claw your eyes out, mostly showing off that huge forehead and flat chest of hers. Do you really think you look that good? Nah… She has an extremely misguided image of herself – telling people how intelligent she is, and how awesome her tits are. Bitch please, who let you into college? Your tits are as about exciting as a funeral home. Nobody wants to see that shit. Don’t share any secrets with this one, whether you’re pregnant, had an abortion, f*cked some bro, ki**ed somebody, or snorting lines of cocaine. If you tell Molly, the entire Northern Hemisphere will know about it. Eh, but what can I say, that’s what most attention whores from broken homes do. White trash from North Louisiana, I’m surprised she still has all of her teeth! Take that country accent and hillbilly smile of yours back to the sticks where you belong, because Lafayette is tired of hearing about how many dudes you’ve slept with and how many people hate you because of it. What’s with her selfies, kissing liquor bottles? Can’t find anything else to wrap those cold-sore lips around? Nice choice of nursing students, UL Lafayette. I can’t wait to have this drunken sloppy mess give me an IV ….. Not.

I think she’s past her slim fit days.- nik