THE DIRTY ARMY: This weirdo is Jeremiah LaVelle. He is a very pathetic person who tries to compensate his insecurities with acting like a know-it-all. While this could be annoying, it’s actually very funny because he is so closed-minded and dumb, it’s hilarious listening to his “facts”. He has several “jobs” which he always embellishes. As a security guard, he likes to tell people how he’s been in war, etc, and he will goes on and on about all the guns he owns- I’m sure this is to compensate for his lack of getting laid. A friend of mine had to sadly live with him for a few months until she could find a place to live, and what she told me was absolutely bizarre. Even though she paid rent, she was not allowed to have people over, unless he met them, and eventually it turned out he did not want her having men (even if they were just her friends and even gay friends) over. So it was a “No Men Allowed” rule. She put up with it because she was moving soon, but towards the end it got worse. If they ever went out just to have drinks after work, she wasn’t even allowed to talk to guys because he would tell her that he thought they were “creepy” then would tell her those guys were never allowed over. A lot of those guys were her friends and formal co-workers. His behavior became weirder when she had to move out and he refused to help her move, and when she had a guy friend help her, he called her and told her that the guy was not allowed in his house because he was “creepy”. Yes, she was apparently supposed to move everything by herself (and she’s a small girl) because him and his friend refused to help her, and she was not even allowed to have any guys help her move because this guy was insane and found every guy “creepy”. I think he was confusing himself with all other men. Also, when he gets drunk, he gets pissy and will disagree with what anyone says about anything. He will then talk about how he could shot anyone because he was a “trained security guard” and due to him fighting in wars, it was legal. I believe his war fighting were of him playing Call of Duty. This man is delusion and should not be owning any guns. He lacks a lot of common sense and knowledge and it’s just creepy that someone of his IQ can legally have a gun and works security. And he bartends, but he loves to keep his guns with him while he bartends and will clean them while he is working… Not a very comfortable situation.
Very few people prefer the couch. He’s one of them, not like he has the choice.- nik