Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Internet Cam Slore Touched My Food

June 5, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 12 9,309 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Went to the Brio Tu**an Grille in Birmingham, Alabama and this guy named Alex Davidson waited on us. A co-worker said he looked familiar so he looked on the internet at the website Flirt4free. My friend is gay and saw him doing a dildo show live for a bunch of guys who pay up to $8 a minute for such a pleasure. YUCK! He is pocked with acne and very unattractive yet calls himself a “MODEL” Every time he brings out food to a customer, those hands have been used to masturbate, finger his butthole and touch DILDOS. His name on the website is Paul Atreides and he has been doing this for 2 years! This dude gives a bad name to models, waiters and the lead character from DUNE. Ever since i found about his other night job I can’t go back to eat at my former favorite Italian Restaurant at the Brookwood Village Mall. If you get Alex as your waiter, ask to move to another person’s section!

He obviously has no fans if he hasn’t quit his day job.- nik



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Erica Niernberg

May 14, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 9 8,995 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Erica Niernberg is the definition of white tailor trash! She loves meeting random men all over the United states and hustling them for money online. Someone I know has experienced her hustle! She will send these men nude photos of herself. These men fall for that body she really doesn’t have and if you notice she never smiled in her pictures. This yuck mouth Bay City Michigan local who claims to live in Roswell cause she’s now PREGNANT by some one who DUMB enough to get stuck with this BITCH! She’s a home wrecker who passes the non curable drd, he*s! This low life will meet someone, claim to fall in love with them and will up and leave her 3 girls who she doesn’t even have custody of. her mother takes care of them not to mention she also lives with her mom as well. This 34 year old P.O.S is a sorry excuse for a mother. I feel a very strong need to warn men of America of this Online hustling HOE! Although she may not have any victims for about 7-8 months. Maybe after she has her baby she’ll find another sucker to drain. Beware men!



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Calls Herself ‘Real Life Barbie’

April 17, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 15 7,206 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girls name is Jessy Eichen. This girl really thinks she’s a human barbie and calls herself one. She thinks she’s better than everyone and to be honest I really can’t figure out why. I’ve known her for a while and I honestly think she needs a reality check. She has no body at… No boobs, no ass. Kind of reminds me of a 12 year old boy. She even refers to people as “peasants”. She’s a dumb skank and since she thinks she’s so hot would you?

I take it she’s never owned a barbie doll.- nik



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Just Married, Just Cheated

February 4, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 2 7,555 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Danielle Radloff. Wife of Charles Radloff. Just married couple from the white trash town of marine city, michigan. Danielle has a child which she claims is her husbands. She claims wrong! Danielle Radloff has been having an affair with me for over 5 years and even still well after she has been married to Charles Radloff. We are all from marine city and I’m am through with her playing games on people. She needs to be known for everyone else to see. One more thing. I admit that I did give her.

This post was just months away from saving a life.- nik



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Carly Francavilla Is My Girl Crush

January 29, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 116 8,197 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love this girl! She has the perfect little body and she actually seems nice and normal. She has a boyfriend who is not a dbag and such a pretty face. I am so curious if you can find anything wrong with her. I also love her thigh gap. I am a girl by the way… I just have the biggest girl crush on her!

She looks like the perfect mother. Her body will bounce back super fast.- nik



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Sloot Of The South MOHO

October 10, 2012 Charlotte, Dirty Army Strong, Michigan 22 9,951 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this chick needs to be on here! As a warning to the entire Charllotte/Shallotte/Supply areaof North Carolina. This wh*re moves around a lot. Miss Monica Russo everybody. She sleeps with anyone who will have her and then uses abortion for birth control. She bounces from guy to guy, young or old, and uses them for whatever she can get while fu**ing other guys as well. She wears the same clothes daily and thinks she hot sh*t. She needs A NOSE JOB and a diet plan! Her plan in life is to drink and do drugs while sitting on her ass answering phones for a check. This chick is seriously concieded and needs help. Yes everyone can see you got your tongue pierced. AND? Quit posting pics for a ego stroking and get a life. Please let her know she is not a hot sugar baby just because she fu**s old guys.

I didn’t see that guy coming…- nik



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