Chainey Grumbley

October 6, 2014 Oregon, Portland, Springfield 92

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this would be Chainey Grumbley. Where in the fuck do I start? Okay so first of all, she get’s welfare every month.. And she spends it on her boyfriend, 40′s and weed. Chainey most of the time has a new boyfriend like every week. But from time to time she settles down for a little bit.. But the second they break up? She will be back on the market looking for another daddy for her poor little boy. That kid has seen more daddy’s than the Maury show.. It’s rather pathetic. She claims to be a bad bitch.. But the only thing this bitch is bad at, is life. She is like 20 years old.. Never had a job, and claims to be caring for her sick grandpa.. But its a little hard to care for your grandpa when all you’re doing is partying, and having a million people moving in and out of HIS home. Chainey also is a scared little whore, if you try to attack her she runs away and hides.. Get’s her ass beat and then when all is over, talks shit like she’s gonna do something to you. She’s like one of those little chihuahua dogs that at first you think is cute, and then you just want to kick around. Chainey looks like a MAN legit, she has like no boobs, no ass.. And she resembles a “Tammy Lynn” from a trailer park. Her house smells like wet dog and spilled booze. The carpets are disgusting and the walls to her bedroom look like an Alley way Downtown Eugene bums have lived in for 20 years. Get some class little girl and good luck on your mission of finding that little boy a Father. Springfield, OR!



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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 11, 2014 Aurora, Bellevue, Boulder, BYU, Colorado, Colorado Springs, Colorado State, Denver, Oregon, Oregon State, Portland, Provo, Seattle, Tacoma, The Dirty, Vancouver, Washington, Washington State 17

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The King of Foul

August 18, 2014 Oregon, Portland 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jared Duncan. He lives on top of the hill in West Linn and is the King of Absolute Foul and Careless. He likes to get people utterly trashed to the point of passing out, fishing them out of his hot tub and then, dropping them on their doorstep still passed out and not make sure that they are ok. He also likes to let people barf in his chemically untreated hot tub and let his 7-month pregnant girlfriend (now 8 months and also abandoned by him) sit in said hot tub repeatedly to the tune of a raging infection she found out about only because his sister was nice enough to actually pass on the information that he KNEW someone puked in it and did nothing about it so she could go to the ob-gyn and get tested. This guy is a real winner among men.



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Tinder Tramp

August 12, 2014 Eugene, Oregon 120

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Reba Tolles. Between the bros and I we refer to her as tinder or quick stick…because this girl spends more time playing with the stick of any male who gives her the time of day than the LAX sticks she poses so much with. I met her about 5 months ago on the app called tinder, after talking a few weeks I finally got lucky. Luck wasn’t that tough though, this girl only needed a few beers to create sin (heads up for those who met her on tinder). little does she know that my homie was also talking to her on the app,and she became the joke of our house and our crew. Who else aims for the easiest looking girl in the room? If you see her out and about you can identify her by her “I’m smart but I’ll act stupid” for attention gig, or by her un maintained hair…I even offered to let her use my comb when she stayed at my house and she denied. She’s easily fcked over 10 guys just from tinder, I’d hate to imagine the number counting the ones who she allowed to slide it in at the parties she’s always at. In a bikini she has a camel toe..probably cause the meat curtain she has hanging inside from all the dicks smashing her. Don’t let her good girl act fool you, this girl has some serious daddy issues. Talk to anyone who knows her and they will say she has a pretty smile, but once she thinks you’re interested she will start talking with the brains of a 6th grader. Her bff ash is a cut..never let her double date your homie + she smiles like she suffers from constipation.



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Zea Mays Tyrrelll and her Boytoy

July 17, 2014 Los Angeles, New Orleans, Oregon 61

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: This child is always harassing a well known model in oregon , who recently moved to LA. All because this model used to date Zeas new boyfriend Lalek Farrell-smith. This model (Aye) left him because he was a drunk/crackhead. Zea had been fcking him on the side for a YEAR until aye found out. Zea now spends hers time harassing and stalking aye and posting her on blogs like this. even Zeas friends talk about how sea is solo obsessed with Aye and always showing them her model pics and asking if aye is pretty or asking people why they are friends with Aye. pretty LAME seeing as though Aye doesn’t even care about the two of them and has changed her number many times so they will leave her alone but they always find it andharrass her. Lalek and Zea have a history of smoking crck or you can find them downtown getting so sloppy drunk they both fall over and piss their pants. lalek has and 2 DUIs and is still a drunk fish he likes to beat his girlfriends up and is a broke joke. also his dick is 2 inches long and he fucks like a child. NO SKILLS AT ALL Zea is known for doing drugs going to wellsprings (an alternative school for kids that can’t function) smoking crack rocks and stealing.. sounds like fish brains to me they both live in springfield with all the other tweakers. If Zea was smart she would learn from Aye and get herb mind and money right. WACK ASS HOE



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Eugene Thottie

July 3, 2014 Eugene, Oregon 249

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this dirty skank is Laura Cooper, or if you go to The Brick House “Athena”. Yeah this homewrecking little slut is a STRIPPER who would have thought?! She was best friends with a girl, and then turned right around and started messing with her “Best friends” babies dad! What a fcking friend right? Even more weird, Laura says her boyfriend plays pool, WHILE she is STRIPPING at The Brick House. SICK! They are a different kind of twisted. Laura recently has been booted out of her house for sleeping around with her children’s father’s roommate on top of that. What kind of skank sleeps with their babies dad’s roommate?! This girl. As you can tell, Laura is a fat monsterous whale, so you can’t imagine that she makes very much money stripping! Rumor has it she offers up her tinkle taco to guys for money, but no one buys it! Weeeeeeeeird. Laura is a liar, an attention whore, and a pitiful sorry ass excuse for a mother. She has not had a LEGIT job since like 4 years ago. She literally makes everyone else take care of her. She hasn’t had much of a REAL place of her own, cause everyone kicks her out, and now she lives in her car with her retarded ass woman abuser boyfriend and kids. And for fun, they go and pitch a tent cause in all actuality they have no where else to go. Beings Laura likes SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much attention, I figured here was a good start to get that ball moving for her.. Toodles”Sexual Lolo” it was fun while it lasted  –Booboo



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Trashy As They Come

June 25, 2014 Oregon, Portland 81

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have this friend who is not only gorgeous but intelligent and an amazing woman. Unfortunately she start seeing this douche bag Kurtis Muller. None of her friends like him but he still stuck around. Eventually she got tired of his shit and ended it… Thank god! Shortly after the break up my friend started getting harassing calls, text and then came the Facebook posts. This douche Kurtis apparently started dating this ” moto hoe” (Aj Marie) who just couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Not only is she ugly, ignorant, and trashy as hell posting her less then average body all over Facebook but she is also a single mother of two. This girl is by far the most insecure deranged individual I have ever came across. She claims to be blond, tall & thin, came from money & grew up with class and dignity. I’ll let you decide… The pictures say it all. The last picture is the paternity test she had to take to find out who the father of her child was… Then posted it on Facebook. Real classy Hun.



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Beware of this Casual Encounter

June 12, 2014 Eugene, Oregon 0

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a regular on casual encounter of Eugene/Springfield Oregon CL so be careful. He targets young college girls from 20 to 23 and wants to sleep with as many young girls as possible. He will send you a similar emails like the picture attached below saying that his name is Blake, but that is not his actual name. He is also not 25 but 31 years and lives in west Eugene. No, he doesn’t respect you at all but manipulate you into having sex and anal sex without protections. He will do and say anything to get into the girl pants and as soon as he does, he treats them like cheap whores. Also, he has a huge ego and might appear really confident but he has insecurities about his size so he will be extremely aggressive in bed. He is actually under 5 inches and his tool is dirty, he had sex with hookers, prostitutes, strippers etc… And he will become incredibly sour and bitter if you don\’t want to have sex. Save yourself!



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