THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Nicholas Anthony Sparlin… aka “nik” (lol sorry, nik richie), aka “ghetto”. Now days, most of us in Portland just call him rapist, chimo, predator, scum of the earth, etc… This guy hasn’t been out of prison 1 year, and he has already gotten himself in more hot water- After doing 5 years in the penn for robbing a gas station at knifepoint (lol, yeah, i know!, he gets out, and realizes he has nobody left who wants to help him! He lucks out, and some old family friends open their home up to him. He moved into their basement, and started selling d*pe again, cuz the douchebag is too stupid to land a real job! After about 3 months, 75 bag bitches, and a few dr’s later, he becomes a bigger junkie than ever before, gets really strung out, AND FORCES A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL INTO SEX!!! NOT JUST ANY LIL 13 YEAR OLD GIRL, BUT ONE BELONGING TO,AND LIVING IN THE SAME HOME THAT OPENED THEIR DOORS TO HIM! SICK MONSTER! HE IS 31 YEARS OLD!!! SO WHEN SHE TELLS A FRIEND AT SCHOOL, AND THE FAMILY CATCHES WIND OF THIS FROM CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES, WHAT DOES “GHETTO” DO? WELL, HE CALLS THE 13 YEAR OLD A LYING SLUT, AND THEN GOES ON THE RUN!!! THIS SCUM MOTHERFU**ER HAS A WARRANT ISSUED BY THE PAROLE BOARD- THEY HAVE 100% PROOF HE IS GUILTY OF THIS- THANKS TO SOME FORENSIC EVIDENCE, AND TEXT MSGS, AND FACEBOOK MSGS ALSO… SO NOW HE IS HIDING LIKE A FU**ING COWARD, TRYING TO AVOID PAYING FOR HIS ACTIONS! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CATCH THIS CHIMO BEFORE HE RAPES ANOTHER LITTLE GIRL! THE WORST PART- HE GAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL A DRD!!! HE IS LUCKY I DON’T KNOW HIS WHEREABOUTS- I WOULD TAKE THE LAW INTO MY OWN HANDS!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME PUT THIS DUDE ON BLAST- NICHOLAS ANTHONY SPARLIN DOB 06/25/81, [removed]- ON PAROLE IN CLACKAMAS COUNTY, OREGON- WANTED ON RAPE CHARGES! HIS PAROLE OFFICER IS JOSEPH SCOTT, , WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHERE HE CAN BE FOUND IF SOMEONE HAS INFO… AND, IF YOU FEEL LIKE GIVING THIS MONSTER A LITTLE PIECE OF YOUR MIND:  HIS WARRANT IS INTER-AGENCY, SO ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY IN THE U.S. CAN MAKE AN ARREST!

Why’d you have to switch to caps like that?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Thomas and he is the biggest man whore at University of Oregon. So far we have noticed that his type is girl… and he will try to get at every girl possible. Although he makes out with…everything he is a child when he sees the girl again. This guy acts like a middle schooler to girls and deserves to be put on blast for his immaturity. Would you hang out with someone that everyone calls Dirty as a nickname?

I can think of a few other, equally appropriate, nicknames for him.  I’ll give you a hint, they involve other greeks.- nik

HE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Andrea Foster AKA the whore of seven bar in Bend. I used to be her friend and she was a seemed like a very nice girl but ended up being the biggest back stabbing bitch I have ever known. She was so into being married and forced her husband to get engaged to her because she wanted to be married so bad. Six months later she cheated on her husband and ended up giving him the cl**. She denied ever having it and continued to sleep with multiple men, also spreading it to them. Recently a bouncer took her to his car for a quick bang and she woke up with redbull can stuck in her twat. How Dirty!!!

I don’t think that’s oregano hanging on the door knob.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Loomis. Every dirt ball in Eugene/Springfield has filled this one up. She is a two-time mom with kids from two different dads and isn’t dating either one of them anymore. Her food stamp face says it all… living off of the government is awesome, yeah? That atrocious tattoo on her chest is her daughters name… Probably why she takes it up the ass so much because no one wants to look at her daughter’s name while the fu*k her. She acts like she’s a big time photographer, but she wouldn’t even have a decent camera if she hadn’t scammed her ex to buy her one then cheat on him and move on to her next victim. She sits around on Facebook all day posting pictures of herself and trying to find some poor guy to mooch off and possibly give her a nice ring to pawn off after she dumps them. Most people should have figured this out already: you can’t turn a hoe into a house wife. EUGENE, watch out for this one. She will stalk you and figure out how to make you think that she is the most perfect person in the world for you then cheat on you in a few months, tops. Among some of the disturbing shit she does: she will hide her relationship status when she is in a relationship so she can message other guys and make them think she’s single. If she’s feeling thirsty enough, she will delete or hide all of the pictures of her and “man” also. The sad part is, everyone sees this but the person shes dating. Not to mention she drives drunk with her kids in the car. She is a Class I sperm-thirsty mooch who is long overdue for a blasting.

What’s wrong with her tongue?- nik