THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Dupage county’s favorite pay toilet and source of drd, Kati Kluser, is back from rehab and she’s working the fiance scam again (She should be put on blast for that shit alone). Word is she lost her last kid by being a drunk, pill-popping, hooker and she wants another shot of baby-juice and another child support check. Her latest victim is this poor schmoe, Bob De Readt. When he finds out how many guys she has on the line from Craigslist and other sites, I don’t think he’s going to be a happy guy. But, hey, Bobby, if it’s good enough for all them black guys it’s good enough for you. right? The bright side of all this is that when HE finds out she’s draining more male members than a urinal at Wrigley Field, SHE will find out why Bobby had DV charges and orders of protection from multiple women filed aganst him, and why he’s been arrested a bunch of times for violating those orders. Not to mention that little thing where he tried to lure two 13 year old girls into his truck and offered ‘em 50 bucks to lick his purple crayon. Ya can’t argue that they deserve each other. It should be entertaining, so watch this space. Enjoy her at the Tilted Kilt, while she lasts.