THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik. I’ve always wondered what sort of thing I could do to distract from my large forehead. Is there any sort of way to lower my hairline? I was also planning on fixing the tip of my nose, but I don’t know where to start. I included a recent photo to see if you could help?
Bangs! If you have a puffy neck cut down on things that make you bloated and watch it shrink away.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik love the site. This girl was posted back in 2009 and wanted to update you guys. She has since moved to Hollywood and has actually been in a few movies. She is basically living the dream. She now has some superb +2′s and as you can see has still maintained her pretty face. What do you think of all her changes and her new +2′s?
Next time just say that you took my advice and thank me instead of the self promotion.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys rememeber Waka’s little brother Kson from Nashville? Well he is back!!! Also rumored that he is messing around with one of Waka’s artist Star Murphy. I can’t believe he’s f*cking around with his brothers artist. Lets see how far he gets with this one! That is not good for her career and it sucks to see how Kson is holding her back.
Is Star Murphy pregnant like Amber? They have the same stomach.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my cousin is a junior at UT and this summer I showed her TheDirty and we got our laughs on all the hilarious and ridiculous stuff on here. But lately, I think she’s becoming obsessed with becoming a porta potty. She sees the porta potties here and on instagram and sees their “glamorous” life and knows exactly what they do, but is still hellbent on becoming a porta potty. She’s in the pre-med track and has a lot going for her but is stressed out and struggling and thinks this is the only way to pay for med school. I thought it would be funny showing her this site, but now I think i’ve made a huge mistake. I really don’t want her to go down this route. It’s gross and dangerous. I know she reads this site. Can you help me convince her not to do this? Please?
I heard Vision models is the new PP agency… that’s what Hack told me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brandy, as you can see from the pictures she hangs out with Elizabeth who was just submitted. She has a child as well but it seems like she decided to not be a mom for the moment. She plays for both teams so she don’t even discriminate with gender. She has the gift that keeps on giving. So this is a warning to everyone in the Bristol VA/TN area, BE CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE.
That guy doesn’t like what he seeing either.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik—kinda new to you and THE DIRTY but already a huge fan. I’m completely intrigued by you, I love that you point out the flaws of chicks that 99% of men would be like “Hell Yeah I’d hit that”. Most men claim to be “picky” but you truly are. So my question is who are a few names that top the list of Nik’s “I WOULD”? Also would you with Kate Upton?
No, Kate Upton is fat (photoshop is for liars). My #1 is Amber Heard… unfortunately Johnny Depp is Greg Blocking me right now.- nik
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