THE DIRTY ARMY: Just wanted to see what you thought of this chick? She kinda has potential. She’s kinda chunky tho anyways, would you Nik?
Answer: No, that tat used to be a full sleeve.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I’ve recently become a huge fan of your site, and we happen to share a common interest, inner thigh gaps. I’m about 5’8 and 127 llbs and a size 0 but I don’t even have a slight gap. I know that I have narrow hips and was told that some people simply cannot achieve a gap. I was wondering if you knew anything about this and could recommend a way to achieve one. Thank you!
You can cheat and take this stuff to burn inner thigh fat. I need to see a better angle picture to know exactly how many inches you are short.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here’s a New porta potty in the making hangs out at the playboy mansion as a regular, at the palms in vegas seen with the maloofs always with her manly blonde side kick. Constantly telling people they want to be hookers and models and think they are too good for real jobs. These girls are poorer than pay dirt live a total fake wannabe life style idolize the porta potties and have been talking to scooby and her troops to get in on it. They feel they have hit the jack pot. They go by so many alias’s its hard to keep track the brunettes a bit pudgy but has no problem getting down and dirty but is a total wannabe playmate still obsesses over it trying to get in with all the whose who in hollywood and totally thinks she has an in because she bangs one of the maloof brothers for free trips to fake a glamorized lifestyle the blonde is too old to be in the game to begin with and is never going to make it any where she thinks things should be handed to her without having to lift a finger she’s all talk even heff turned her away shes just a leech to anyone who will give her attention for five minutes. there both pathetic i hope they get pleasure out of getting p*ssed and sh*t on with scooby and the gang.
I can’t believe New England makes girls who think like this. #SHADY.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found this while trawling the net, she might need some +2’s though would you still? Natalie Pietrzak Miss Massachusetts 2012 is without a doubt one of the hottest girls in America. If she only moved to Cali her life would be 27 times better with way more opportunity to put that body to use.
North Carolina has a better face.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, call me desperate or whatever but I made a profile on some online dating cluster f*ck and this guy hit me up. This guy goes by the name of “Terrence Duggan”. He (or the guy in the pics he sends) is obviously pretty goodlooking. He seems to be way more into sending dirty texts and asking me for phone sex than hanging out. Also, whenever I send him pictures and ask him to send one in return he’s all “I don’t have a camera phone.” Pardon me but who the f*ck doesn’t have a camera phone in 2011? My neighbors dog has an IPhone. DIRTY ARMY I need your help reveaing this kids REAL identity so I can tell this creeper to f*ck off!
Sounds like he already has a girlfriend.- nik