THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the UMass psycho has moved to New York City! Whether it is because she ran out of guys to fck or she was embarrassed by the amount of people that have seen her cooche is still a little unclear. Now, in the last post about this one there were a (very) few people who said this girl was mildly attractive. I would like to shed some light on that falsity….dim lighting, caked makeup, and a semi-skillful crop can do wonders for people. But this post is really about warning the good people of New York, please please do not go down this route, she is the only chick I have regretted DURING sex….damn you whiskey goggles….