THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy’s name is Isaac Hapanowicz. He sometimes goes by the name Isaac Schelley or Isaac St. George. He is very involved in religious things and likes to hang out around churches and Catholic colleges. He gets involved with young girls and presents himself as a white knight, but its all part of his sociopathic narcissistic behavior. While trying to attain the status of God (because on some level he believes he’s above other humans) and using religion to make himself seem like an honest man, he’s womanizing and trying to charm nice girls into wanting to marry him so that he can feed his ego, all while very secretly being heavily into porn featuring older moms and trying to hook up with older women. This guy has severe mommy issues. Likes to watch child birth videos. Yikes. Let all be warned that this man is incapable of love or being faithful. Regardless of how special you think you are to him, he will be trying to fulfill his sexual deviance secretly. As he ages, he will probably transition from a fetish for older women to young women- it is all about the unattainable with him. Most, if not all, don’t know what he truly is, and those who have met him walk away scratching their heads, but you could bet that he’s got future serial *name your violent criminal* written all over him. Incapable of anything real, outside of self involvement. Sociopath and narcissist in its truest form. BEWARE. Too many girls have had the same seemingly charming run in with this predator. He is not just a dishonest cheat, he does not have any semblance of a conscience or ability to connect with a human on an unselfish level. Cannot stress the term PREDATOR enough. Also, as you can see, he loves to take pictures of just himself. Just an example of more mild sociopathic narcissistic behavior. Wouldn’t a healthy person look at the tons of pictures they have of just themself and think, “Okay this is too weird- am I this important that I’ll put just me on my facebook here 50 times?” He migrates around from Pittsburgh to Cincinatti to Cleveland. Let this guy be known for what he is publicly, if not for the sake of himself, but other girls and their families.

We get it, you’ve met that guy from True Blood.  Stop submitting yourself!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this huge nosed horse face is Jenelle Friedrich, she’s just another nasty surrey sloot who thinks she’s all that because no man can ever say no to her spread legs, they’re men OF COURSE THEY CAN’T!!! She cheats on her boyfriend Peter on a regular basis, she’s always getting drunk and either taking it up the rear or sucking off random guys! I heard she even slept with one or her ex’s while he is dating some other clueless girl, talk about no self respect or morals. Honestly she’s nothing but an air headed bimbo, she’s so gross and manly I don’t know who would ever want to tap that, but everyone seems to think she’s the hottest thing around!! I mean look at her, she can’t do her eyebrows properly, she has a HUGE nose, and even bigger thighs!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Alex Baumgart. He’s from Indy and goes to Xavier. He texts a lot of girls and hits on all of them. Then on different days he hangs out with these girls. He brings several different girls into his dorm. Then he does this whiney baby talk trying to have them do stuff with him after they said no. he has several girls at X and girls back at home. He makes up lies about his ex-girlfriend and is a complete douche. He really thinks he’s the shit, hunny, you’re not. sorry to inform you. You think because he is Catholic he’d be more respectful.. Sorry i didn’t get your ‘consent.’.

You gotta submit some better dirt then that.  Nobody cares about a bum.- nik