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Biggest Idiot in the Air Force

July 8, 2014 Air Force, San Diego 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me start by saying Lt. Col Brian R. Shaffer is the reason the United States Air Force is going to shit. He came into the 362nd Recruiting squadron that was ranked in the top 3 in the nation for 3 years running and turned it into one of the last units in the whole Air Force. He came in Jun of 2012 and within 6 months he took 5 stripes for things he had no reason for. He investigated almost everyone in his unit who did not have their nose so far up his ass. He made very inappropriate sexual jokes in regards to woman and racial comments about Mexicans. I cannot believe this guy is still in the Air Force and allowed to serve. He promoted drinking before driving. He would have every Friday a drink with your boss before you go home. No one wanted to hang out with this idiot on a Friday after work but they were scared if they didn’t pretend to be his friend he would punish them. He signed off on a package for SNCO of the year when the person had only been there for 4 months but that person did come with knee pads. He lies and hides things and is a horrible person who pretends to be a good person. I hope more people who have come across this loser can chime in.

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Chris S

April 18, 2014 Air Force, Oklahoma 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Chris, US ARMY, Oklahoma City at the airforce base. I met him on a flight…we talked/text and skyped for hours…For weeks. We agreed that I’d go visit him and as soon as I purchased my ticket…he disappeared. What a douche bag!! $400 for a ticket that’s non-refundable Watch out for this jerk ladies…he’s obviously not single. Expensive lesson for me.

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Army Cheater

March 28, 2014 Air Force, Pittsburgh 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Jamie peaglar, a husband and father of 2. He cheats on his beautiful wife Sarah with local Latrobe and greensburgh girls. Jamie acts like he is mr perfect and pretends like he is this amazing husband and person when in all reality he is a LIAR and a CHEATER and his wife has no idea at all. He has control problems and Alls he does is talk about himself. He does not let anyone forget he is an apache pilot. While his wife sits at home and takes care of their children at times he is screwing other girls and being the piece of shit player and husband he is. This man needs to be put on blast because he is truly a piece of shit and deserves everything he can possibly get. One day your children wil read this and know your disgusting and this might be a horrible thing to do but It is well deserved. And if anyone knows his beautiful wife please feel free to contact her. Because she truly has no idea. Sincerely: your worst enemy.

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Faithful Bennie Mixon

March 19, 2014 Air Force, San Antonio 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: NOT!!!! nik this is Bennie Mixon, a man who introduces his wife of 20+ years to the woman he’s cheating on her with! He also had another kid with his “girlfriend” although he’s legally married. He’s a wanna be rapper that is 40 years old. He’s a whore and I want San Antonio to know about him. He’s a bad father that leaves his kids to go be with his side bitch and her kids that knows he’s married. I hope no one comes in contact with him because he’s manipulative.

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Shout Out To My Gay Homies And Lady Friends

December 31, 2013 Air Force, The Dirty 35



Let’s end 2013 on a happy note – full of strawberries and purple crayon penetration. Ladies and Gays pick your flavor.

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Who Is This Girl In My Boyfriend’s Phone

October 21, 2013 Air Force, Hollywood 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just found this pic on my boyfriend’s phone. It is not my ass, anyone recognize it?!  I need to find out because I need to figure out if I’m staying with him or if I’m leaving him.

You are leaving him… you can’t compete with that ass.- nik

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I Don’t Find This Attractive At All

October 9, 2013 Air Force, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this girl crush this can by just flexing her ass.  Yes, she believes it is so cool and special, but all I see is a girl that works out her legs way too much.  What do you think?

For some reason I feel gay after watching this.- nik

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Why Does Any Girl With Big Boobs Assume They Are Attractive

September 21, 2013 Air Force, The Dirty 570




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Ryder.  Now the girl has some really nice big huge boobs but her face is beat and she is chubby.  Why do girls with big boobs assume they are so damn attractive?   I feel like they even forget to look at their face and body and all they see is their boobs.

The reality is girls with REAL big boobs are fat chicks. Even if your boobs grow in your young twenties before your waist does… don’t worry the waist and arms will catch up. It’s ok though because you can find a skinny black husband who will love you for your thickness.- nik

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