THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jamie Mahalek. I have NEVER MET a girl that likes PC’s more than her. If you went to ASU or reside in the Phoenix area you have probably heard of her if you have a purple crayon that is. She has always been known for partying and since she wanted to sleep with a friends BF, I decided to put her on blast. Click here to see some hearts.
That is a lot of pee.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here you have Steven Repking. A gymnast and douche at ASU, pretty shy boy who claims to be innocent. Little does he know he’s in for a rude awakening. Seems like our little innocent 20 year old is now a porn star on “the rise”. Not to mention a dirty one at that. He’s become a model for some nasty porn company. Talk about trashy. This kid is just dirty to begin with now he’s making his porn premiere cause he’s already been through all of the guys at ASU and Tempe. Nik, put this wanna be star on blast so any left over guys can be warned about this loser… or should I say Kevin Clarkson his new porn name!
They should make ‘Porn’ a major at ASU.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This ladies and gentleman is Jordan Sirhan. He is a wannabe DJ for a local radio station going by the name of ‘DJ Dime’ and is the biggest compulsive liar in Arizona! Usually it’s about small pity stuff but recently he has been called out for lying about a heart condition that he says gave him 8-10 months to live. He went as far as to make up a story about a 7 (or 17 year old girl, he is going back and forth) that he rejected a donor heart and gave it to her too make him out as a hero. All in the span of 3 days! Why do all this? For pity sex. PLEASE LADIES, Don’t fall for this douchebags sad story! DIRTY ARMY STRONG
That mic looks like a computer clip-on.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Alexis McQuillen. She thinks she is the hottest thing alive! And she thinks every guy in this world wants her. She has a messed up nose cause of all the drugs she has done which she is proud of! She brags about the drugs she has done and sleeps with EVERYONE. She has DRD but she doesn’t tell anyone that she sleeps with she does. She is a short little gremlin with fat thighs, a huge gorilla butt, and whale arms. She goes to Mill Ave. all the time and gets plastered. Classy right?! She also tries to ruin people’s relationships! She always wants what she can’t have! Let this girl know she is NOT hot and warn anyone that sleeps with her.
It sounds like you have slept with her (more than once).- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, four years ago my older brother went to ASU and when I graduated from high school last year I convinced all my buddies to come with me to ASU because the chicks were f*cking smoking and easy. This year was a bust and two of my buddies are transferring. Where are the girls like this (images from my brothers laptop)??? I walk around campus these days and its a complete dude fest, even the chicks look like dudes. If any hot high school ladies are reading this please attend Arizona State University. We have the best parties and the best weather. I don’t want to transfer Nik, I just need help getting ASU back to normal.
The good old days. ASU only has hot chicks when they recruit heavy from Orange County, CA. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Josh Negaard, he is the most self centered asshle on earth and he needs to be exposed! about a week ago me and him had sex and he made me believe he was into me and we were going to date soon. He told me he was single and that he really liked me and everything a women could possibly want to hear from a man. Today I just found out he is dating a troll named Demerra and when I asked him about it he told me he just wanted to get laid and that it wasn’t a big deal! I am completely devastated and confused if what he is telling me is the truth. He hasn’t done this to me once but twice already! What would you do? I need your advice! I feel used.
Live n learn. Move onto something better, something you don’t find online.- nik
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