Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Hottest Cougar In Georgia

June 18, 2013 Atlanta, The Dirty 42 84,390 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know this girl from around my home town of Kennesaw GA.  She thinks she is the sh*t and walks around like shes the one! But stumbled across her on adult website jacking off with strangers for money.  I guess for her age she does have some really nice +2′s.  Wanted to see what you think?  Click here to see her +2′s.

I think those bebe tops expired in 1998.- nik



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Turd Andee Cline

June 17, 2013 Atlanta 4 5,037 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this washed up old M*th/M*lly turd tries sleeping with everyone but does not succeed. He smoked meth so long every tooth in his head has rotted out and to try to keep his old gf he went in debt with his mother to FINALLY get his teeth fixed! 20,000 dollars later. And they still look like chicklets! He has genital w**ts and drds and has to sleep with his gf in between outbreaks. His body is covered in ACNE from the prolonged steroid abuse. He went from 125 lbs to 225 in 6 months. Watch out ladies, if you turn him down he will blast you on this site. He has snorted so much m*th and c*ke that he has no cartilage in his nose as if his nostrils were not big enough already. But no wonder he is on the prowl, his gf is more manly than he is! And to his friends, when you are not around he will try to flash his shriveled weener to your gf. WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY. A felon and DRUG DEALER!

Juice will give you acne.- nik



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Jamie Davoren Is Getting Worse

June 12, 2013 Atlanta 1 9,406 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jamie Davoren was on here recently for being a deadbeat and a sloot. WELL, now shes at it again. This time, she’s “moved out on her own to make a better life for herself and her babies” but THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A BED TO SLEEP ON. What the hell? I blurred out their name on her facebook posts so the poor kids don’t get teased at school for sleeping on the floor and having a sloot for a mom. she also posts about how she’s so lucky she gets hit on with no makeup on, in sweats, lookin’ like hell. Um, i think not. she’s a hippo. She continues to sleep with people’s boyfriends and she desperately needs to get her sh*t together for her kids, or give them to their grandparents. MAN UP JAMIE!!!

Why not let them sleep in your bed (I guarantee she ain’t sleeping on the floor)- nik

Also See: Don’t Get Burned by Jamie



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Amber Albino

June 12, 2013 Atlanta 4 7,953 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Amber Albino from Hall County. Where to begin…first of all, she is OBSESSED with her ex boyfriend who banged everything that moved while he was with her, but she’d always go back. She, then would turn around and bang even more people while they were together. he gave her another chance and then searched her name on Google, finding nude photos she had sold to a cheesy website; they were being sold for $7.95 and once it got around, she told everyone she got a TON of money to do it…lies. Pretty sure she has an **, and she also now bangs a kid who steals from his grandparents. she is without a doubt the most insane girl in Georgia.She talks about how sexy she is but come on, let’s face it, those teeth are jacked up. She posts half naked photos on facebook and Instagram that she is hoping will get tons of likes, but everyone just laughs at her. Guys, STAY AWAY FROM AMBER ALBINO. She will talk your ear off about her ex, give you an , and leave. But at least maybe you’d get some nudes out of it…

The headless sexter (at least we hope).- nik



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Laura Stephens: Tilted Kilt HO

June 10, 2013 Atlanta, Would You? 14 7,327 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Here are some facts about Laura Stephens… 1. She has sex with ages 16 and up…( way up ) IF it means she gets: free Blow, Alcohol,Sushi, Shopping or Weed. 2. She claims she pays for her apartment, car, groceries, tattoos, and pretty much everything… BUT she uses her mom’s credit card for EVERY transaction. 3. She steals from her friends 4. She has had sex with guys in Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, and Florida 5. She has multiple drd’s and had to get over 3 abortions because she couldn’t find out who the actual baby daddy was… 6. She gets hired by fuking the managers at the place she wants to get hired at. 7. She says she’s a model and states every girl wants to be LIKE her and every guy wants to FCK her and be with her. 8. She has a lisp… Need I say more? 9. Oh and her sleeve… is just cheetah print… no actual meaning just one pattern all over her arms. 10. C*ke head, M*th head, raging alcoholic… HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO HUSBANDS!!! So what do you think Nik? Yay or nay?… PS She’s already had her +2s done in high school. She went from a -A to a full C… yet you STILL can’t see them??

A  big ‘nay’, and that’s not just because she looks like a horse.- nik



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Douchebag Alert

June 5, 2013 Atlanta 11 7,155 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Here’s a summary of the story. I got pregnant after dating him for a year. After my first trimester he decided “I don’t want to be a dad.” (how f’d up right?). Anyway, I go through with everything (had to place my son) and I hear through the lawyer we(adoptees and I) hired, to finalize the adoption, that when he signed his rights away that he did not want to pay anything and basically wanted nothing to do with his own child. Now, he wants to contact me (after 18 months) and try and get info to contact his son.. I refuse to let him do so. 1) How do you feel about him? 2) I just want to warn anyone else around my area about the scumbag he is! He will lie through his teeth and cheat like no other to get what he wants

He’s just chasing your hole, it gets harder to land chicks at your parents the older you get.- nik



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