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Chantelle is dirty

December 16, 2014 burnaby 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Gentleman, let me present to you Chantelle. I met this dirty lil asian on okcupid. When we first met up, she seemed very shy and timid, typical asian. Once i got to know her, whoa, she was a dirty little tramp. Know what the best way to get into her pants? Flash a wad of those red $50 bills and she’ll suck you off, while you’re driving. Chantelle’s got no ass, another typical asian feature, but she’s got an unbelievable rack. She fcks like a jack-rabbit on speed. That’s the best way that i can describe it. At this point in our relationship, i would consider us, f**k buddies, so i thought, why not share the wealth for the other gentleman in town, right NIk?



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Jump at the speed of light

December 1, 2014 burnaby 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Niki , this girl is nothing but a lying 2 faced thief , sh’s a gold digger as well , she goes to dab central to pook out and then some how ends up at her boyfriend cousins house where everyone is helping the poor man with the investigation with what’s going on between his cousin and her , poor man is a emotional guy that just wanted someone to be there for him because he’s going through a rough patch in life , Jasmine Dhak basically uses him when she gets the chance knowing he will do anything to make her happy but .. I honestly feel bad for this guy and I know he can do better then a dumb slut like Jasmine clearly guys wanna treat you right till they dip in your pussy and leave haha



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Low Life

November 10, 2014 burnaby 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so get this, this low life is Josh Speight. He is a 23 year old crazy fu*cking idiot he has been charged for several different things Assault, theft and several more. This f*cking josh kid cant even f*cking control himself he looks for so much attention and deserves to be back in jail. He’s cheated on me with this fucking chick from Richmond so many times. I’m pregnant with his kid and when I told him he f*cking threaten to kill himself. He’s a crazy sick person who should get over himself. Stay away from him whatever you do.



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Loose Goose

November 4, 2014 burnaby 51

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Good evening / day / night / morning , nik here is Lakota Morningstar kakakaway she’s the most selfish , unreliable , ape looking bitch she fronts to be 100 pounds when really she a tone also needs to rub some deodorant under her titties has the biggest gap between her tits I could legit fit my foot between them tits baby got front ! She also has a C cup nipple no class / she gets so belligerently drunk at this high school and rants to All the teenagers lives at her moms milks off mommy ! Beats her little sister grandma mother ! Up ! When intoxicated ! Doesn’t know her limit , very judgemental and arrogant ! That’s the way this cookie crumbles



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Psycho Break

November 3, 2014 burnaby 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tommy Lowe, a cracker-ass mongoloid who looks like if Peter Dinklage had a psychotic twin. He cannot contain his anger before he was even born and loses it by typing essay-length statuses on Facebook if he loses a job, got into accidents, how he didn’t intend to surprise his exes with his S&M “skillset”, breaking up with girls or hell, just not having a dollar returned in high school. I don’t think I really need to type further on how violent or psycho Tommy is because the pictures fully spells out like one of Arnold’s greatest enemies on screen: P-R-E-D-A-T-O-R.



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Going back to Kali

October 30, 2014 burnaby, Coquitlam 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and The Dirty Army, meet Alisha Nadeau, one of Coquitlam’s nastiest ladies. She has two kids and is “self employed\”. When her kids go to bed, she turns herself a night time,”mid to late 20′s” call girl as Kali, formerly Gemma, to earn her income from johns who are either her exes or horny brown guys/hicks. People had wrote about her on escort forums that she is heavy on teeth when giving BJs to them. How excruciating!



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Old Wench

October 15, 2014 burnaby, Kelowna 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this 40 year old thing is a ratchet slut! She is away “working” in Kelowna right now… so she tells her bf Cal Cairns (whom she met on his drug line as a customer), really shes there to see some other guy shes fucking behind his back. She won’t let her bf even see any of his friends, shes a controlling bitch. She is only using him for his money and is fucking around on him anyways. Sasha here is a newsflash for you, all of your bfs friends HATE you. They cannot wait until you are out of his life for good! Your nothing but a druggy whore trying to use him for drugs and money, she also used to be an escort back in Cali. Sasha do us all a favour and go back to the piece of shit hole u crawled out of!



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First burgar Making Sloot

October 8, 2014 burnaby, Surrey, Vancouver 73

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this the one and only Amanda Wilkie. I just thought i’d warn everyone of surrey and the surrounding areas (vancouver, burnaby, langly, delta ect) of how much of looser scum bag h*e this b*tch here is. she is the most rank creature to roam the streets of surrey. she sells her *ss to put food in her kids mouth (advice GET OFF WELFARE AND GET A JOB ) , either sleeping with men for money or drugs to get high to keep her mind off her disaster of a life she has. she dumps her child off with anyone and anything to get out there and sell that body of hers ( mind you , she has a body of a 7 year old boy) her kid is 6 years old and still sh*ts its pants. her boyfriend if we can remember which one she is dating this week, Shane, Cory back to Shane then back to Cory then back to Shane, have a baby with Shane…loses her baby cause she rolled on her while she was sleeping and high, then a few other guys to Justin boulier the new one she was trying to trap before he realized was a skid she is and left, SURREY WHAT?!?! She’s the most rank rotten surrey scum there ever is.



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