THE DIRTY ARMY: Gentleman, let me present to you Chantelle. I met this dirty lil asian on okcupid. When we first met up, she seemed very shy and timid, typical asian. Once i got to know her, whoa, she was a dirty little tramp. Know what the best way to get into her pants? Flash a wad of those red $50 bills and she’ll suck you off, while you’re driving. Chantelle’s got no ass, another typical asian feature, but she’s got an unbelievable rack. She fcks like a jack-rabbit on speed. That’s the best way that i can describe it. At this point in our relationship, i would consider us, f**k buddies, so i thought, why not share the wealth for the other gentleman in town, right NIk?