THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jenna Carlson. Jenna moved to Charlotte in January from Wilmington. Jenna got caught cheating on her husband with the one and only Nick Munn, only to find out Nick just liked having his bills paid by her. Since then, she has been running around Charlotte, f*cking and “dating” a new guy every other week, including 4 of her coworkers in the first week. Jenna seems to have a lying problem. Jenna enjoys telling people she is an attorney, that she went to Juilliard, has a nursing degree, has all these great trips planned, and more endless bullsh*t. Actually, Jenna and her lying are bad enough that even the other Charlotte sloots HATE her. Now, onto the stuff you really want to hear. Jenna has f*cked all the local “celebrities” including Matsuflex of Tool Academy. Jenna’s true gem though was Ryan Lochte. While on his rotation of girls, Jenna ran around uptown telling everyone that they were exclusively dating. Yet was surprised when she would catch him out with other women, but quickly forgive him and go back in line for more. Well after a few months of f*cking around with local douchebags dumb enough to believe her life of lies, Jenna happened upon Jesse McCartney this past week. She has proudly told everyone about fucking Jesse the first night she met him, and the following night as well. Wait, Jesse don’t you have a GF back in LA? Better get that VD taken care of before you get home, Jesse. Nik will you please finally let the world know about this psycho-sloot?
She seems really tall. Like WNBA status.- nik