Chicago Gold Digger

October 24, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 42


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we’ve all said a lot about this one through the years, she’s a true veteran. But, put her on Blast! She’s been with 4 guys at last count over the last month! A true pro!! She thinks she’s fooling everyone. There’s the always present Jim Leonardo, the car thief George, the ex cuvee door guy, Mike, the doctor “friend” mish. Did I loose count? And some other dapper cuvee client with a big smile. This one is off the hook gold digger. Use one guy and on to the next. Jenn, you are disgusting. You’ve been with more guys in one year than most girls in a lifetime. Dumb as rocks too. Take it from me..I’ve been there and done that! Piece of work she is.

You can see where the upper lip piercing use to be. So sad.- nik

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Save Yourself And Take Care Of Your Daughter

October 23, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here she is again! Thinking she’s all hot while her kid is at home with grandma crying the moment she sees mommy putting make up on because she knows she is leaving. Poor kid, has such a sl*t of a mom and an gay dad. Noel will be raised by her grandmother while her mom is out partying her ass off, texting guys all at the same time. STAY HOME. Stop dressing like a prostitute, even though you are a prostitute since you are employed with Andrea Zabrodskiz. You look like your 45. You have a penis vein on your forehead. Stop getting plastic surgery. Go take care of your daughter, your worse than Bryan.

Now I understand why she cropped her forehead.- nik

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Phenomenal Milestone Set By Valerie Betancourt

October 23, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 119

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it gives me great honor to wish a GoGo dinosaur, Valerie Betancourt a very happy 40th birthday! Never would have guessed such a milestone could be hit at The Mid last night. Valerie is a true GoGo dancing icon being she is so old yet young looking!

Latina’s don’t age like the Polish hot dogs in Chitown.- nik

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Edison Park Cheater

October 22, 2014 Chicago 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- this here is Kevin from Edison Park and his stupid and blind gf Cristina. Little does she know is that he CHEATS on her regularly…with my friend for one and other randoms…about 2 weeks ago he was at Moes Cantina with his douche loser crew and we saw him making out with some blonde whore who clearly was not Cristina. GIRL WAKE UP… my friend finally woke up bc she was blinded by his huge dick too honey. At the end of the day hes a loser with no college education and a terrible lisp, not to mention that troll face… the only thing he has going for him is his size but he will ALWAYS CHEAT ON YOU bc once a cheater always a cheater…where do you think he was when you were at the movies last weekend??? Thats right…. getting his dick sucked. Your dumb, time to wake up stupid!

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Did Chelsea Mcgrath Get New +2s

October 21, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 53

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, so the one in the middle, Chelsea Mcgrath. The owner of Spy Bar, Dino Gardiakos, is dating this UGLY SLOOT. Word on the street is, SHE GOT A BOOB JOB! Of course she got a boob job! Maybe she can work at Spy Bar to pay them off.

Who drinks Miller Lite anymore? They still make that?- nik

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Keep Your Ribs

October 21, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 204


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do women really think us men find this attractive? What is happening with our society?

I blame Obama.- nik

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Another Delusional Model

October 20, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 98


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have no idea what to say here.  This girl really thinks she is smoking hot because of all the weirdo’s on social networks that never interact with women in real life. Had to see what you think about this?  Click here to see the rest of the image… if you dare!!!

I want to click so bad…not because of the fatty, but to see if that is a Squirrel or Kangaroo?- nik

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Vincent Pimentel is a Jerk

October 20, 2014 Chicago 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I met Vince at a party. we started talking for a few weeks and he was really sweet. After we hooked up he stopped responding to calls and texts. When I finally chased him down he said he was busy with the band he was in, the Boxers and also said that it was a mistake because he is still in love with his ex. this guy has the EXACT same conversations with girls. He copies and pastes his replies. this guy is just trying to get in your pants girl!

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