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Nicki Is Too Cool For Chicago

December 20, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Nicki and I must admit I’m guilty of stalking her Instagram page. She moved to NYC last year but always comes back to visit the Chicago. I’ve heard she’s a cool chick but I don’t know her personally. She seems to put it all out there though… thoughts?

My first thought — she needs to get her +2′s redone.- nik

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What A Waste

December 19, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 151


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why do black people ruin everything great in life? This bull lost it’s balls because some rapper is an idiot with no respect for Italian culture.

Don’t assume the driver is black. It could be any race.- nik

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Chris Rodriguez

December 19, 2014 Chicago 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this dude NEEDS HELP!!!!! I’m a male therapist and he will not leave me alone… He keeps calling, texting, threatening, used racial slurs! He says he gonna kick my ass! I’m still waiting, stop fighting behind a phone or computer and let do it! I have all these texts message and calls from this PSYCHO, PSYCHOTIC, BIPOLAR,CRAZY PERSON! I know people are gonna post comments about this situation, but your not the VICTIM HERE! I’m not hating on him I just telling the TRUTH about what he has done to me! The incident with Chris Rodriguez happen Feb 4,2013 he ran out without paying for a massage! We are Dec 18, 2014 and he resurface again with all he’s texts and calls, and treats! This dude really NEEDS HELP! Please let’s all work together and find him some help!

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Allie Favia Is Really Bad At Photoshop

December 19, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Allie Favia. When she’s not trying to brag about the Loubie’s her drug dealer bf buys her, she’s posting horrible edited photos of her body. Now this heffer may have dropped a lot of weight, but no where near what she’s trying to make people believe. Allie, next time you pick up that app, at least make sure to hide your evidence. Warped fingers/walls/surrounding give you away and make you look like an idiot. Who do you think you’re fooling? You should be proud you no longer look like a cow and own your new body instead of making yourself look mismatched and deformed. No wonder you have tagged photos blocked and don’t reply to the people nonchalantly calling you out on your bs mentioning you’re magically miniscule waist that appeared out of nowhere and doesn’t match your body. Maybe have Marco spend that drug money for lipo on you so you don’t have to try so hard before you upload another pic for people to laugh at!

I like her fake Prada sunglasses (no logo — I zoomed in).- nik

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Can You Answer This For Me

December 16, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty, Would You? 161

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t mean any disrespect to your beautiful wife, but can you just do a would you for me? This is Bibi and she is a Goddess, hands down the hottest woman on earth. I wanted to see if you were still a single man, would you?

Answer: No, Polish chicks are terrible at sex.

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My Boyfriend Is The Biggest Alcoholic

December 16, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 457

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help! I have been dating my boyfriend for about 2 years now and we live together time to time. We originally met when I worked at strip club. Then, we were both huge party animals and went out drinking a lot. Since then, we have both settled down and I have pretty much stopped drinking completely only smoke weed. My problem is that he still goes out drinking often, and gets ridiculously wasted with his buddies. He comes home and acts like an idiot. He almost always tries to start a fight and sometimes is so drunk he pukes all over the house and urinates (and I’m the one who has to clean up). Drinking changes his personality so much and I’m so sick of having to deal with it but I still love him. It was never an issue when I was drinking heavily too, but now that I’ve cleaned my life up it is getting beyond the point he is annoying. I don’t want to tell him to stop drinking completely. He is almost 50, I kind of thought he would be over partying like this by now. What should I do? Yuki.

If I were you I would forward him this link and in the subject of the email write: ‘This is how I feel’.- nik

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Expose Johnny Cocktail — Johnny Vithoulkas

December 16, 2014 Chicago 45

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wanted to expose the oldest bartender in Chicago’s horrible nightlife, Johnny Vithoulkas. He bartends at Spybar while selling drugs. Yes, this old man who needs and oxygen mask. He is ugly as hell in person and molests girls much younger. This scumbag thinks he is going to get away with it. Old school Chicago corruption at the finest. I am not sure what women even see in him besides a quick drug fix?

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More Of The Russian Control Freak

December 16, 2014 Chicago 45



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here you go, here you can see the real red flags of a psycho path trying to control my facebook, and my entire life. He is so mad he couldn’t get more time out of me to be able to control me more.


Meet King Douche Of Chicago

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