THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like for you to meet one of the biggest, if not, THE biggest tool in Northwest Indiana, who by surprise; has not made his debut on your site yet. He goes by the name of Kris ‘Boss’. He calls himself a boss because his dad is a business owner, and he runs the business. Last time I checked, bosses don’t rely on their parents income? Working for your parents does not qualify as a real job. There are plenty of reasons for this tool being posted, but the main reason is his post about one of my best friends, Mike. A couple weeks ago, somebody posted Mike on here and Kris commented talking shit about him. He said Mike wrote him two years ago thinking he was his girlfriend. That would probably be, because Kris posed as his girlfriend for a long time on Facebook in order to get more friend requests. Just like he stated about Mike having over 4k friends on Facebook, Kris too, adds every girl he comes across. Which is weird because he has a girlfriend he claims he’s serious about? His girlfriend is too good to be with a dirt ball like him. She’s pretty, going to school to become a lawyer, and doesn’t use material items to make friends. Kris pretty much got put on blast in Mike’s comments for being a slime ball behind his girlfriends back, apparently more than once too. When I heard he posted Puch and his boys on here, I decided to look him on Facebook. I added him and deleted him after two days. All this kid does is post things he doesn’t pay for. When you’re 25 years old and don’t have a legit job and are still living at home with your parents; I expect you to be wearing Gucci and driving a BMW. What’s funny about that is, as rich as this kid acts, he’s had the same piss yellow M3 for a little over a decade now. As well as driving an old ass Denali that somebody had to drive around and devalue the cost so you can afford it comfortably. Don’t ‘ballers’ typically get a new whip every year or so? Another thing I want to hit on while we are on the subject of money. If he was truly as rich as he portrays, why is he living in a middle class community such as Scherreville Indiana? You can be wealthy and live there, but as rich as you act, you should he in Beverly Hills. You wouldn’t last a day in places like California, New York, or Florida. You know why? Because it’s said that people who are wealthy in the mid-west are only wealthy because they’re a “big fish in a small pond”. Look what states youre surrounded by and tell me if being rich here means anything. If you’re rich in the mid-west and that does include Chicago, you qualify at the MOST as lower middle class in the cities I just listed; because you are a big fish in an even bigger pond. Nobody cares about the amount of money your parents have, anyway. People who focus on money only do it because they either A. Don’t really have it, or B. They’re insecure about everything else in their lives. You fall under both categories. That’s just something to think about ‘boss’. It’s pretty pathetic that you feel you have room to put others down and post them on The Dirty when you clearly have dirt about yourself that can be exposed. For example, the only reason you have ‘friends’ is because you pay for all their shit when you go out. You buy your friends and to me, that is far worse than being a ‘creepwhich is what you labeled Mike as. The only reason you get any attention is for your material items. Do you not see that, or you just don’t care? The only place you’re a boss, is in your own fantasy dream land. I would take being poor everyday over being you. Do you wanna know WHY you have a girlfriend? Does Nik and anybody who’s reading this wanna know WHY Kris “The Boss” has a girlfriend? Listen up and I’ll tell you. As Puch said, girls who are insecure are attracted to guys who aren’t attractive enough to cheat on them. They like knowing they can be with a guy (preferably who have wealthy parents so she can be spoiled) who won’t get hit on by girls when they go out, or over the internet. Also, you claim that Mike would never fit in with the “in crowd” down town because he’s broke. First of all, you are always so quick to call people broke but you don’t know them. How would you know their money issues? You tell yourself these types of things to help you sleep easier at night because clearly money that isn’t even yours, is all you have going for yourself. As far as in crowds, there is no such thing as an in crowd in Chicago because it’s too big of a city. By the way, we did research with the many people we do know down town and no one has ever heard of you, Kris. Guess you’re not as important as you believe to be. The reason you prefer going out in Chicago is because nobody out there besides who your girlfriend brings you around, knows you. You were never apart of the in crowd in Northwest Indiana so it’s understandable now why you hate on Puch and all his friends. Theyre known in the area as well as Chicago, and didnt need a car to make a name for themselves. You enjoy instigating arguments and putting people down, there are other, better looking, richer, smarter people than yourself, write that down. Based off your posts and the fact that you made that comment about Mike, who just happens to be one of the nicest guys I know, you clearly like attention. So, we decided to give it to you in the best way we knew how. Oh, and one more thing, don’t ever think you ‘humiliated’ him because you put him on blast, on your Facebook page where nobody knows Mike saw. You only did that because you had the keyboard to gain the balls to do it. If that was in person, it’d be a different story. You hid behind the shadows of your big bad Serbian friends at Meyers Castle when Mike and his boys were around, but you have nowhere to hide now.