THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- This here is Eryka Seubert, she has been up here almost as many times as the girls SHE has put up here! Karma karma stupid girl. Her cheating boyfriend is at it again and she needs to know about it! Greg just asked out one of my friends 2 weeks ago and was going to take her to Kabuki Restaurant in Glendale Heights, he then cancelled right before the saturday he was going to take her because he said he felt bad!! Eryka still has her half nude pictures online and my friend saw her myspace the other day with pictures of her kissing girls. What an embaressment to her ugly son! Eryka stop going to bulldogs in carol stream trying to show people you and greg are happy when everyone knows hes miserable and your a whackjob mom who just wants to drink and be out all the time!! Stay home you ugly rat! P.s i heard you stole money out of Mrs Maz wallet when you were living with his parents, broke pathetic rat!

You forgot to scrub the bronzer off your palms.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, This c*ke head is Ryan Macnab. He’s the biggest pathological liar(he admits it), psychopath, and wannabe “hood” garbage ever. This kid was raised in the suburbs and works for his daddy in construction. He claims his dad is in the Italian mob/mafia ( or whatever) and tries to threaten people with that, he claims he was a big time drug dealer, that he has connections with drug dealers and can get anyone a job selling drugs and that he has tons of money to blow, and yet he’s always broke sitting at home smoking weed and snorting c*ke that was fronted to his broke ass. All while living in a shitty apartment complex where there’s drug raids everyday. He still wears South Pole clothing; who wears South Pole anymore? He’s abusive to women and admitted to intimidate women purposely by being violent and swearing at them. (as of 05/17/2013, he’s being pressed charges for domestic battery) He tried to fck a 17 year old girl who had no interest in him whatsoever and the girl was disgusted by him. He constantly wants to start drama by making up false statements to get one party mad at the other for his benefit. He fcks ANYTHING that walks. His favorite spot to fck include hotels, motels, or his moms house in Des Plaines. Ryan thinks he’s gods greatest gift to the world. Which I find hilarious because he is 5’3″ and last I checked, a guy that height is never appealing unless your shorter then him Or if you’re Into short guys (if you’re about that life.) Ryan is still obsessed with his ex girlfriend and talks shit about guys she talks to behind their back but won’t say anything when confronted. He talks shit about his ex by calling her a fat skank, a whore and then cries to her and begs her to get back with him. What he needs is his ass to get jumped and put into a jail cell with ‘bubba’. haha. Ladies, Stay away from this guy. I’m also pretty sure he has a DRD considering he told one of the girls he fcked in a motel 6 he had bumps showing up on the tip of his penis. eww fucking gross, get that shit checked dumb fck.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies, let me introduce you to Glen Martino. The 40 something year old “comedian” I use the term comedian loosely because he loves telling women he is a full time comedian but majority of his gigs aren’t even paid. He tells women he is always on the road but he shows mostly include dive bars and colleges around Chicago. If you’ve seen one of his comedy shows you seen them all he has not changed his material since the early 2000′s. Up until recently he was actually the store manager of Kirklands home store. Completely in love with himself and obsessed with stalking out women on facebook. Preaches all the time about how cheating is wrong and about how women should be treated so well. In reality he cheats on every women he is with. Word on the street is that he was actually living with a girl for a few years and managed to have multiple relationships with multiple women (even married ones). When she finally got sick of him and left he told women he was heart broken to suck them in. Told everyone she had cheated on him.Loves to manipulate women into giving him money and buying him gifts. His skills of getting women are worse than a used car salesman. He always makes a connection and gives the same old story to all women. Best way he makes connections is through music especially sending them songs by blue October and Maroon 5. Loves taking selfies constantly of himself. Washed up and balding with no job. And watch our girls he loves getting women to send him nudes. and especially loves the younger ones even as young as 19 and 20 year olds. Hello grandpa lets try laying off the girls who you could have fathered. Don’t say I didn’t warn you girls this guy is a real douche.

He dresses like a promoter, no wonder noone takes him seriously.- nik