THE DIRTY ARMY: Well to say the least Nik a lot has happened since theDirty.com has last heard from our lovely Kylie Kwon. Since we left out she left her home cause she thought she was a big girl and could do it on her own, working 20 hours a week at Mcdonalds. She got an apartment. I ended up moving in too. Well our young naive Kylie decided she didn’t need to pay bills and spent her money on many illict things. Mind you the whole time I stayed there bill free. She was kinda like a suga momma with the occasional drunken smack down. I will admit right now I’m an idiot for ever loving her. So one day she said “fck Mcdonalds, Ill be a stripper” I should of known then it would only get worse. At first it wasn’t an issue and it was kinda hot. I didn’t have to think about other people when we fuked. And I had only a couple simple rules. 1) Don’t get customer’s numbers 2) Don’t fuk other strippers or hangout outside of work 3) Dont become a drunk or druggie. This is not a hard list to follow. She gradually started fcking up.. At first she would come home late, then drunk, then get rides from strippers. Well my dumbass just overlooked it.
One day on a Sunday (the only day of the week she had off) She was pushy for me to leave and visit my family. Now it’s her day off and I just wanted to spend it with her. She told me she was going to check out other strip clubs with her stripper friends.. I know I made some rules but of course she couldnt listen. Well I leave and when I come back there is this old ass man child thing. I guess it was a lesbian lol. I might not be the most attractive but I am def a step above what she had brought home. No they werent really doing anything but they were sitting awfully close on the couch and there were 2 different couches at the apartment. They were playing diddy kong racing on my nintendo 64 watching from my TV. I went in the bedroom cause I didnt wanna seem like that “crazy gf” I cooled it for a little and came out. I’m kind of a pssy and would rather deny then think it real. So my brothers gf was there with me and asked the hard questions to the dykey bitch while I talked to Kylie. Kylie told me that shes just a friend of a friend and she only brought her over so she could smoke. I thought it wasnt that bad. But then I asked to check her phone. I wasnt allowed. and While this was happening my brothers gf got the answers. the dykey bitch went there expecting some.. she expected something out of it. Well I also found out kylie didnt even go with her friends she went with the dykey bitch and another gay chick but the other gay chick didnt want her cause shes only 18. My brothers gf slapped her and I had to stop that from ending well but in all honesty I should of just let it happen. I ended up staying the nite. But she got her phone taken cause I couldnt see it by my best friend and besides it was his phone, he was letting her borrow it. She promised me she didnt have that dykey bitches number. Guess who texted the next morning… So I left her. The next nite i was gonna go back. I try calling her roomate and she never went home that nite. I find out shes fcked yet another stripper. But this tine shes like 30 something with kids. Her names Verruca, The whores of the whores work at the platinum horse on Brookpark.
Existence of a noodle, still unknown.- nik
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