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Loose Goose

December 19, 2014 Coquitlam, Vancouver 67

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl right here is amber anastasia nelson shes been fuked in so ass so many times her shit just falls out she sucks old mens dick for money & trys to front like she has money she got raped by all her rez & uncles & even got her own grandma to die she stinks every time she would come over id have to tell her to shower she used a sock for a pad before & she fucked this one guy on a playground slide all she needs is a bottle & shed give it for free u can also find her nasty ass on erotic mug shots website she smokes crack & all diffrent drugs before she sucks dick for money her feet stink so badly as well her nose looks like a pig nose i wonder how she cant smell her dirty pussy with that big nose one of the dirtiest bitches u will ever meet vans dirtest for sure she even fucks her own friends guys with no shame at all u ever want easy pussy this is the one

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The Greg Machine

December 5, 2014 Coquitlam 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: The more I looked into this slut and all the wierd sexual things that were going on at this place.I found out that the old gross man was probably her boss are paying her well cuz talking with friends and people that have worked there it has been know to have connections with making porn.Which I had someone look into it and found that Tamara Anthony has many different websites and videos that either are under different alis are you have to subscribe which is pretty ironic.I also know a few friends of friends that know her and she has been know to fck her own girlfriends boyfriends so what does that say.So ladies if your men have been anyway around this slut be aware. She’s nasty

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Delicious Dakota

November 27, 2014 Coquitlam, Surrey 545

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Ashton Connors, but she also goes by the names LOVELY MISS CALLIE Callahan and delicious Dakota. She claims to be an elite escort, but uses the dating website badoo to deceitfully ensnare her potential clients. She has serious substance abuse issues and problems paying her bills and rent. Tsk, tsk. This is not the behavior of a supposed elite escort. It is time to grow up Ashton Connors if you want to be a true Canadian COURTESAN companion.

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Lower Mainlands Biggest Sloot

November 27, 2014 Coquitlam 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is TONI DOIRON, the whole lower mainland area knows her for all the co*k she sucks to support her cocaine and meth addiction. She is a homewrecker, cheats on every boyfriend she gets, and has a 5 year old daughter. What a lovely role model this junkie couch surfing mutt is to her child eh! so gross and nasty yuck!!!!!!!!!!! Nik, would you hit this?

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Ashley Pain of Maple Ridge

November 25, 2014 Coquitlam, Maple Ridge 13

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley pain is the most backstabbing bitch person who will f****** turn on you in an instant as long as she can steal your cigarettes and use your free booze and soon as your booze and your cigarettes are gone bitch faces in your face along with her boobs and everything else that comes with itshe’s a user remember as soon as your booze is gone she will turn on you and she will only call you when she’s gotten no money no cigarettes and he there you are ready to fill her boots

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Leah the sexy BBW

November 19, 2014 Coquitlam 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well if it ain’t TASSIE WINTER of Port Coquitlam. I knew something wasn’t right with Tass when I called her from a friend’s phone. Why did she call herself “Leah” when she answered? Turns out it’s her escort name but she tried to tell me she thought a friend of hers was getting a hold of her. Sorry Tass, you may be a full-time escort but aren’t you in a fully committed relationship? Also, don’t you have any children as well?

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Jessica Ashlee

November 19, 2014 Coquitlam, Surrey 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: meet jessica ashlee thomson breaking records at the age of 19 for the lower mainlands dirtiest sloot, she is most commonly referred to as a homie hopper this girl has had more loads in her than a washing machine. As all of you can see her pepsi diet is a complete fail it is not at all helping with her beer belly it is however giving her the usually haggered junkie face. when this blonde heffer isnt meeting 35 year old men off POF you can find her at local pubs trolling for the strange or party hopping for this weeks boyfriend Nik put her on the blast

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Protect Your Men

November 12, 2014 Coquitlam, Maple Ridge 159

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, meet CYNTHIA TORRES this dirt bag sloot is a disgrace to all the females out there i have never came across such creature in my whole life before! she will do anything and anyone for some pepsi! she will even fck around with married men! whatever it takes for her to get to that pepsi! she doesnt understand that guys use her just for some head behind safeway super market and then make fun of her and call her a disgusting sloot after they finish jizzing in her mouth i had someone tell me even he double condomed his cause he knows how dirty she is i think this creature should be thrown off earth before it lays eggs what do you think nik?

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