Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Home Wrecking Army Slore

May 23, 2013 Dallas, Dirty Army Strong 1 8,522 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, This “pretty little thing” here is name Tonia Marie. She trolls dating websites looking for guys to hook up with. Her latest “catch” is a married man…yes he is wrong for cheating on his spouse but she is equally as wrong for knowing about the marriage. The wife just had a baby a few weeks ago and this little sloot has the audacity to text the poor girl talking shit and calling her a crazy wife and all sorts of other names. This little military sk*nk needs to be put on blast so that others can be aware of her devious ways. I’m pretty sure this girl has a kid too so she knows what it is like to experience all the hormones right after pregnancy and she would still sleep with the dad?? I think it is really cute how you use your hair to cover that huge mole on your face.

That’s a long reach you gotta make to give yourself some cleavage…- nik



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Super Stripper Couple

May 23, 2013 Dallas 6 6,842 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Dc Dye, aka Channing who is a stripper at Labare and his stripper girlfriend Ryan Fitzgerald, aka Arian Dawn aka “Squirt.” I’ll let you guess why they call her Squirt. They are a couple yet they cheat on each other constantly. They will both do anything and everything to further their modeling careers.

Did a baby with crayons do her tattoos?- nik



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I Really Screwed My Life Up

May 21, 2013 Dallas, The Dirty 147 91,627 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I truly have f*cked my life.  My wife and I had 3 children and she went from being 5’3 and 120 pounds to weighing 190 after the kids.  Sex sucked because she was so fat, so I started sleeping around and 3 years after she caught on.  Instead of breaking up, she chose to forgive me and we went to couples therapy and I laid it out how her being fat made me not be attracted to her.  So, that very night she dedicated herself to getting fit.  Long story short, 16 months later and my wife has dropped 60 pounds and has muscles and a 6 pack.  She looks very similar to these girls in the picture.  Now here is the issue, Im less attracted to her than when she was fat.  Now she eats crazy healthy food that taste like sh*t and she eats so much fish, in the mornings she tells me how she only poops fish oil.  Then I have to deal with all the HGH she is on, which causes her to talk like a man and break out everywhere.  I swear I thought I was having sex with a man last time we did, her junk is at least 1 inch long.  I’m literally lost about what to do.  Do I start cheating again or just end this, because her temper is insane and I’m scared she will stab me in my sleep.

End it bro. The more sex you have with her the more gay you will become.- nik



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Dallas Jackson

May 21, 2013 Dallas, Saskatoon 9 8,631 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I don’t know where to start , the guy will call you his best friend ” bro ” I guess anything to make you feel like his closest friend in the mean while his teammates / friends are put he enjoys calling and harassing my woman of 7 years ( she isn’t innocent in no way) but this plug threatened her to meet each other and ruined her life for 1.5 years for his benefit . I have a tons of emails to prove it so he has 0 to walk on . Was great friend till he went predator mode , borrowed money etc but will say paid back . In the end ran up north away from the truth . And will this went on he was dating the. Engaged himself to a 18yearold which now married to while being unfaithful to her I’m October and entire time engaged . Poor girl . Dallas will be a cheater and be snaky . I have 105 emails to prove it all hence the reason he deleted his Facebook / twitter = coward

Addictions hit hard.- nik



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Dallas’ Finest Presents: Susan Peppler

May 21, 2013 Dallas 20 7,767 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,this absolute pure definition of unadulterated perfection started harassing my good friend after finding out she had been long-time dating her ex…from a whooping ten years ago! She found out from her facebook how serious they are and how happy they make each other,and simply had to attempt throwing ye good ol’ psycho ex fit. Bear in mind that the poor lad in question had to leave her after being repeatedly threatened to be pushed down the stairs,likewise after catching her in the act with a guy in his sixties. But what else can you expect from someone working in a massage parlor, right? Now,she is taking her frustrations out on the girl he wants to start a family with. His girl is stunning, getting her Ph. D. on her own merit at age 24, traveled the world and did work for the government. Obviously this is all too much to take for the desperate broad,who pathetically tried convincing her that she was cheated on with HER, story which of course changed versions faster than Paris Hilton changes ***s, and was full of hilarious inconsistencies. This woman blurted out three kids from two failed marriages,and apparently that was not enough for her. On my friend’s page, she was ‘bragging’ about what a great person she is, assisting the needy…if you know what i mean. She kept insisting she wants to ‘hang out’ sometimes with my friend and her man. Failed homewrecker at her best. We all feel sorry for her kids,but Dallas men,read and weep. The psycho is everywhere.

What a picture rebel, doing the smile-frown…as if she doesn’t wanna be there.- nik



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Egreis Gjergjani Wasn’t Even A Good Sugar Baby

May 21, 2013 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 82 84,147 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met Egreis through SponsorForMe a while back.  I was sponsoring her for a bit and she is not that good at all.  She doesn’t understand that we the Sponsor comes first, whatever we desire, she needs to be there for.  Well she contacted me to help her sue you because she hates you… LOL, too bad she didn’t know I’m DA strong as you guys say.  I tried explaining to her that there is nothing she can do, even with all those fake links she set up.  The Dirty  is number 1 when you search her name.  Anyway, keep up the solid work Nik, you got my email if you ever need my services.

I’m good. Thanks bro.- nik

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